ITT: Girls you'd introduce to your parents
ITT: Girls you'd introduce to your parents
Ian Sanchez
Jacob Smith
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Nolan Gomez
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Parker Young
>you will never snuggle with Kara
>she will never dominate you in bed
>you'll never have thanksgiving dinner with her, Clark, and your family
Life isn't fair
Solid choice
Robert Jackson
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Brandon Cook
Gwenpool
only because I actually maybe could
Connor Kelly
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Thomas Scott
i never realized how much i want this
Daniel Ross
What do you mean?
Jackson Lee
Her backstory is that she's actually from our world
Easton King
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Kayden Bennett
>Son, what's wrong with her ears?
Bentley Wood
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Brandon Reed
At least she's not a rabbit, dad!
Carter Peterson
She's French.
Camden Young
>Dear, why is she orange?
Bentley Reed
She is Donald Trump's daughter. We are gonna inherit a "fortune"!
Jaxson Turner
>clark will never be your based bro in law
Why
Asher Powell
>your sister in law will try to seduce you just to get back at her sister
I'm okay with this.gif
Jose Thompson
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Kevin Lewis
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Jayden Campbell
I would murder Gwenpool like a hooker and hide her corpse under the floorboards instead of introducing her to my parents.
Gabriel Brooks
I want to marry Leni.
Tyler Perez
Mary Marvel.
Jackson Collins
Not if I marry her first!
Cooper Taylor
>She's a little young isn't she, user?
Ryan Rodriguez
>''Thats a cute pet bunny user''
Jacob Sanchez
>why did he turn underage when she did that Gomer Pyle impression, son?
Brody Butler
>She has jugs like two watermelons and an ass for days, dad. It's the perfect time.
Brayden King
>"It followed me home, can we keep it?"
Chase Ward
>She isn't too bright either, son
Jayden Thompson
>Don't be a racist!
Robert Miller
>That means she will love me unconditionally, dad.
Ethan Ross
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Elijah Hill
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Isaiah Edwards
I want to be the first man on earth to get space aids.
Oliver Parker
>"Get that dirty gypsy animal out of this house RIGHT NOW".
Nathaniel Parker
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Kayden Myers
>son why did she stab you in the balls with a fork and is laughing maniacally
Jack Martinez
>Bringing gypsies into your house
>Ever
You obviously haven't been in Europe.
Joseph Lee
Stephanie rogers is the perfect wife material.
Oliver Roberts
>Son, why is she taller than you?
John Howard
She's a little bit of a goofball.
Mason Carter
>"But I LOVE her!"
Parker Sullivan
>not wanting a qt peak of humanity american soldier waifu as your daughter in law
Dad i am disapoint
Zachary Russell
>And she only loves your wallet, son
Ryder Cook
Who character is most similar to a stephanie rogers?
Oliver Rivera
I wouldn't tell them that she grew up on a trailer park and that works as a stripper tho
Daniel Morales
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Bentley Stewart
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Evan Barnes
No, this is a thread for girls you would introduce to your parents.
Parker Parker
>that's a cat, son
Jack Johnson
Does nicole count as a furry?
Connor Ward
Doesn't Kara have a black bf?
Christian Phillips
>She's almost your mother's age, son
Zachary Cook
Yes. He is also a transexual in a wheel chair. (No i am not kidding).
Juan Morgan
What about in her TV show?
Ryan Cooper
If you need to ask, you may have a problem user.
Logan Smith
>But daaaaaad. I love her and her kids! It doesnt matter if she has already been married and is struggling under the burden of crippiling finnancial debt, i will save her!
Luis Johnson
Ahh not sure then. Last i checked they seem to be trying to ship her with barry (from the commercial they were together in)
Levi Sullivan
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Ryan Wilson
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Landon Mitchell
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Jaxon Parker
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Camden Wilson
user....
Hunter Baker
>"But user she has a penis I saw her peeing standing up t. your father"
Dylan Morales
>only downside are the impending Dinosaur attacks and Giant Gorilla to possible kill me
Isaac Thomas
read this as a "Girls you'd introduce to your penis" thread not disappointed
Wyatt Edwards
I declare Wacky races to Vegas. I choose the Spruce Moose.
Logan Lewis
Reilly Fitzpatrick doesn't have the Parker luck, Since anyone with the last name Parker (Kaine, Peter, Mayday) all have abysmal luck, Peter's gender swapped counterpart won't have to worry, r-right?
Lincoln King
Yes, also she is happily married. You have zero chance.
Jayden Martinez
>She's lovely, son
>When will you two have kids?
Camden Green
>implying i will not NTR her away from Richard.
Benjamin Ross
>but son, she's the one I also like
What is it about this movie? when I was in school, almost all girls had a crush on Robin and the boys in Marian.
Jacob Price
>You met on Tumblr right?
Thomas Gonzalez
I don't have a tumblr.
Eli Gray
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Robert Sanders
"Where did you get that talking pig, son ?"
"Let me guess: Tinder date ?"
Joshua Brown
Layla Miller I guess, maybe she'd bring them back to life.
Aaron Phillips
underrated
Angel Sanchez
>You>Richard
Sure user. I'm sure you are.
Ethan Sanchez
I literally did this once. It was awful.
Josiah Gomez
Surprised it hasn't been posted yet
Logan Adams
What do you mean?
Jose Hughes
sauce?
Wyatt Phillips
I brought one home to my parents once
Modern artsy hipster chicks are cancer
Nolan Sanders
>son, why did you bring a naked slut cosplaying as Death? Shes cute! Cute!
Carson Cook
>you're fucking dead, son
Jack Myers
"Mum, Dad. This is my- guys? where are you going? Hey! Can you not hear me- Ah Shit!"
"Yea, sorry."
"Well...can I get a good by kiss before I go?"
*She takes your hand
"I'll walk you there."
Jonathan Garcia
>Introducing Jun to your parents
>She's a literal whore
Okay yeah sure that'll go well
Justin Mitchell
>son, what is wrong with her head?
Juan Fisher
>She's a literal whore
Nice headcannon.
Gavin Rodriguez
Fuck...
Ryder Roberts
She's fun. She' smart. She's a nerd, and also cute and beautiful.
There's literally no reason to not introduce her to parents.
Joseph Taylor
>Why is she so short, and GREEN?
Hudson James
>son, she's a godforsaken aliesbian
Jose Richardson
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Ryder Cooper
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Jaxon Sanders
>son, why does your girlfriend act like a 10 year old boy?
Hunter Collins
That's a strangely specific thing to ask.