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varys edition

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Is this episode tonight going to be #Litty

yes/no

azor hot pie

Where are we all watching the new episode then?

azor bran the man

SUOMI BERGELE

I'm watching it on tv while i'm wrapped up cosy in my bed.

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based Euron tribute

Reminder: Dickon Tarly goes to retrieve his family sword from Sam. Sam convinces him to go help Jon. Sansa falls in love with Dicky Bones and unites the Starks & Tarlys. Forcing his Father to come to Jon's aide.

At the Burlington Bar

>DIE TYRION RAAAAAAGH

Okay /got/. Who is/are the secret Targaryen(s)?

Part 2
EXT. - DAY, IN THE OCEAN
The ship struggles over rough waters

INT. SHIP DECK - CONTINUOUS
The three hooded men kneel, hands bound. Littlefinger grabs Hooded Man 1

LITTLEFINGER: What are you doing in the middle of my operation?
3.
Hooded Man 1 says nothing. Littlefinger retrieves a crossbow
The passanger list I just sent to Dragonstone lists me, my men, and Maester Samwell here, but only one of you
Littlefinger raises the plank. Arryn houshold guards hang Hooded Man 1 overboard. Littlefinger begins to shout over the waves

LITTLEFINGER: FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY ON MY SHIP
Littlefinger loads the crossbow

WHO PAID YOU TO GRAB MAESTER SAMWELL?
Nothing. Littlefinger fires into the ocean and Arryn houshold guards yank Hooded Man 1 back on, clubbing him quiet

LITTLEFINGER: HE DIDN’T SWIM SO GOOD! WHO WANTS TO TRY NEXT?!
The guards grab Hooded Man 2, hang him overboard

LITTLEFINGER: TELL ME ABOUT EURON. WHY DOES HE WEAR THE EYE PATCH?
The prisoner says nothing. Littlefinger presses the crossbow to the man’s hood - he loads the crossbow… nothing

LITTLEFINGER: LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED SWORD!

THIRD PRISONER (O. S.): Or perhaps he’s wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him off of a ship
Littlefinger turns to the Third Prisoner. He brings the plank back in

LITTLEFINGER: At least you can talk. Who are you?

THIRD PRISONER: It doesn’t matter who we are. What matters is our plan.
Littlefinger, wary, approaches the Third Prisoner - pulls off his hood, revealing an eye patch and blue lips. It’s Euron

EURON (AS HIS HOOD IS REMOVED): No one cared who I was until I put on the eye patch

Reminder we will never get a littlefinger and varys reunion.

He will never show up at the dragonpit meet where cersei, jon and daenerys meet with every other lord, advisor and so on to talk about the walkers.

Reminder littlefinger will have no grand scheme, will not bring down the wall, betray jon/sansa or become king or fuck over varys or vice versa, he will simply try to waste time manipulating sansa and arya against each other and arya will stab him in the end of season 7.

Wasted potential.

Dickon's dying in tonight's episode.

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it's reading comprehension, then

Post book vs show.

He actually tries to kill drogon but bran tackles him away from danger. This is AFTER bronn uses that bastilla to almost kill drogon.

>Randyll Tarly
>being forced to do anything

>secret Targ
pic related

I'm comfy in bed waiting for the episode to air on the HBO channel on my 3k TV.

AND HARRENHAL

It's called a Scorpion you mong

I have a 1% hope that littlefinger survives into season 8... I remember they filmed certain scenes this time that are fake to throw off spoilers. I'm hoping the plot leak is one of many variations..... plz..... littlefinger needs to wreck havok into the end game, it's what his entire character has been built up for! Yes, he needs to die at the end, but not yet.

I'm actually kind of looking forward to this episode lads.
Last season I didn't really feel it nor the season before, but honestly Euron is restoring my hype. I've learnt to embrace that at this point we're watching fanfiction (high budget spectacular fanfiction) and seeing the sneks get clobbered was fucking tight.
I'M READY
I'M SO FUCKING READY, JUST GIB ME DRAGONS AND EURON BABY, IT'S ALL I NEED NOW

Jaime and Cersei

Aegon is blackfyre

I SHABOSHE SHANSHA DOESHNT WANT TO SSSHAG ME ANYMORESH

Wrong. The actor signed on for 2 seasons.

>I have a 1% hope
read the leaks retard

Part 3
LITTLEFINGER (FASCINATED): If I pulled that off, would you die?

EURON: It would be extremely painful

LITTLEFINGER: You’re a big guy -

EURON: For you

LITTLEFINGER (UNNERVED): Was getting caught part of your plan?

EURON: Of course!

EXT. SHIP SAILING IN THE WATERS - CONTINUOUS
The transport ship is dwarfed by a massive galleon, looming near it, getting close…

EURON: Maestar Samwell refused our offer in favour of yours. We had to find out what he told you

MAESTER SAMWELL: Nothing! I said nothing

EXT. OCEAN - CONTINUOUS
The galleon is very close to the transport ship now, sailing parallel

INT. - DECK, CONTINUOUS
LITTLEFINGER: Well congratulations, you got yourself caught

ARRYN GUARD: Sir?
LITTLEFINGER: What’s the next step of your master plan?

EURON: Crashing this ship…
EXT. OCEAN - CONTINUOUS

Grappling hooks come out from the galleon
INT. TRANSPORT SHIP DECK - CONTINOUS
EURON: With no survivors!

Two in addition to the one he was already in?

I'm watching on my desktop computer system like the piratefag I am.

You know there's only one season left after this, right

>muh leaks

wait season 6 + 7 = 2 seasons. how to math??

>in addition to the one he was already in?
Dickon got recast. The original actor got some lead role in another show so wasn't available.

Post your rare Stannis pics

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I mentioned that. I have. I know what happens. andyll tarly burnt by drogon, jon going beyond the wall for a wight to capture, cersei at the end agreeing to help but then telling jaime she's lying, I know, but theres also reports about some leak plots being fake and scenes being fake later on so I hope littlefinger somehow makes it, otherwise it's a ruined chaacter

Will there be a character named Pussyon or Cunton?

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>muh hopes
lmao

They re-cast him with Billy Bones from Black Sails.

>Work at 5AM
Fuck. How do I fake a disability for NEETbux?

post HD streams for poorfag pls

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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
GET IT, BECASUE THERE'S A GUY CALLED DICKHON LMAO

You just know they are going to find some way to out-cringe themselves.

The show will make the universe cringe into a black hole.

someone streaming it?

>Black sails
A collegue of mine swears by this show but to me it seems shit. I even like spartacus because if you get past the first 3 episodes, it's a really fun show, but something about blacksails seems shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=Tg4SGxihVB8

anyone seen this? Unironically quite top kek from Alfie Allen and Whelan

>people unironically voting for N+A
based wikifags

DO NOT MAKE FUN OF DICKY BONES!!!

Fibromyalgia my man

>he's not in the stream right now

hahah you idiot it's already half over

I'm going on a date with one of my best friends, we are going to binge on sushi, and come back to my place and then drink to excess while watching episodes 2&3 on HBONOW
I like watching with someone who likes the show as much as I do.

the show is way better in this one tho

>He was recast
Huh, never noticed.

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>inb4'LE REDDIT'
It's a good informative post.

no, but many will be bittorrenting it.

honestly this, did you really want fucking Ilyn Payne?

>majority of the general thinks R+L=J is happening in the books

come one guys, you're not serious right ?

On HBO Nordic on my account which i pay for with the money i earn

Because you expect them to talk like Disney's take on pirates and be all Jack Sparrows. It's pretty much GoT of pirates.

Pussyon sounds like a good name for ship.

>Don't exercise or socialize
>Eat only fast food
>Feel like shit
>lol it's because of a disorder
>$2500 a month in disability

I wish I lived in the west.

The majority of the general is showfags

Showfaggots out of the woodwork once the show is about to begin, coincidence? I think not

I saw a really old couple on a kayak a few weeks ago called the "Wet Dream" it even was written in gooey white font.
Old people, they're so fucking Wiley.

BULJUUUUU

>they recorded once, david told them to do it again looking at each other
>they literally just stare at each other during the whole scene
based

is that a crossbow? tyrion was the one who used a crossbow

I'm fairly sure the split among people who actually read the books is closer, like 50/50.
All the showfags just assume the show is following the source material and that D&D still even talk with George.

have you even read the books?

>did you really want fucking Ilyn Payne?
Yes, this was one of the best parts in the books

based wikifag

GRRM is going to try to be different in the books because it's ultimately his story. but lol if he goes against the broad firm strokes.

And how would it work in the show?

>for seven seasons people were bitching about Jon x Daenerys being delusional fanficion tier
>jonerys is canon

I remember season one and everybody saying the fat guy would never delivery something like that. The same with R+L=J, no, no, he's just trolling us!

varys shoots pycelle in the books with a xbow

no he shoots kevin with a crossbow. he busts pycelle's head

>is going to
Nope. Stop lying to yourself.

SHIREEN HAS TARG BLOOD.
THE FIRE DID NOT CLAIM HER.
SHIREEN WILL RAISE THE GOLDEN COMPANY.

BARATHEON! BARATHEON! BARATHEON!

They seem like really chill people.

>alfie allen didnt wash his hands for weeks during the yara fingering scene
What did he mean by this?

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>greyscale is people turning into dragons
Bravo!

dat soft tissue damage that doesnt appear on any modern MRI

Can someone remind me what the realistic alternative to R+L=J is at this point? The kingsguard are there for a reason and R+L=D seems to involve a needless amount of coincidence to work. The only reason I can think of is that GRRM changes it because the show already spoiled it.

All Baratheons have targ blood. Aegon the Conqueor's brother fucking founded the house

That's another actor.

MFW when people don't realize that D&D have been basically writing fanfiction since S5.

I don't know about other people, but I read the books, but it feels like it was so long ago, I don't really remember much of what was in them or wasn't.
I tend to retread my favorite books every few years, and enjoy it just as much since I have forgotten almost everything. I'll probably re-read ASOIAF at some point in the next few years, but after the first few seasons there was very little that irritated me in the show vs the book, because I don't even remember.

Especially since it's been so long since e las one came out. I don't know how people retain this stuff.

admittedly im only two books in

*S4

Aerys being the father is the only real option if not Rhaegar but it's a 99% shot of being Rhaegar.

>The only reason I can think of is that GRRM changes it because the show already spoiled it.
Yeah but this is the exact kind of thing GRRM would do

He has straight up said he won't differ just because some people guessed the plot. There is also the small matter of GRRM telling them how it'll basically end, Jon's parentage included.
He's talking about the guy who married a Targ and had Steffon