ITT: Movies you refuse to see because the title is stupid

What the fuck kind of name is "John Wick"? Pisses me off. Never seeing it.

In my country the title is "Back in the game".

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>Restrepo
Sorry dude, I don't speak Italian.

Surely you're not baiting by saying the reason you won't see it is that the film and its protagonist share a name.

His face and that fucking name piss me off alone. I will never watch it. Really makes you fink.

This has to be bait or AT LEAST shilling.

Sully, and for that matter, Captain Phillips. And Forrest Gump actually.

Nothing against Tom, but I rage pretty hard over just those titles.

Major Payne

Beetlejuice

anything Dracula

Shit titles and undoubtedly shit movies

Princess Bride. Get fucked if im watching some dumb chick flick.

Atomic Blonde

I feel ya bro. I already know Divine Secrets of the Ya-ya Sisterhood is gunna be some Jew version of a Dan Brown movie, so fuck all of that. I actually would watch a chick flick though, but only for mad pussy purposes.

Forrest Gump is a book adaptation, so you can't really fault them too hard for that.

>The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
Spoiler alert

>dude puke lmao

Baby Driver

ITT: Autism

live free or die hard. i just can't support a movie with such an unapologetically nationalistic title. especially because of all the bad stuff the us has done.

The Day After Tomorrow

o brother where art though
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the curious case of benjamin button

>o brother where art thou
My sister went through a blue-grass phase after seeing this movie and it was really fucking annoying.

It's not really a good movie either tbqh

Justice league or avengers.

Both just sound fucking retarded

I always assumed it was some shakespeare shit from the title

It's true bad titles have put me off movies and I'm more compelled to try a movie if it has a cool one, but it's a habit I'm trying to break because lots of good movies have bad titles and lots of bad movies have good titles.

It's an adaptation of Homer's Odyssey, so you're not far off

You're right about Beetlejuice. I haven't seen the others but Dracula is awesome so I bet I could find you a good film with Dracula that doesn't have his name in the title.

Oh gosh, this is the biggest example of "film I didn't watch for the longest time because it had a dumb title that I associated with Princess Diaries but then when I actually watched it it was amazing." No joke, it became one of my favorite films.

Ironically it's some weird hillbilly shit. Titles can be so misleading.

How has no one mentioned "Dear White People" yet?

>"John Wick"
Well, the porno parody "John Dick" seemed to work

Thanks for reminding me of that fucking shit

Brasil?

It's absolute garbage anyway.