>Little Shop of Horrors >Suspiria >Death Wish >Thomas Crown Affair >The Raid >American Werewolf In London >Scarface >Starship Troopers >Invasion of The Body Snatchers >Big Trouble in Little China >The Birds >Clue >Eyes Wide Shut >Cube >Creature from The Black Lagoon >Videodrome >The Craft >Das Boot >Don't Look Now >Escape from New York >Akira >The Fugitive >Hellraiser >The Blob >The Howling >Jacob's Ladder >Logan's Run >The Crow >The Matrix >Naked Gun >Nightmare on Elm Street >Police Academy >Gremlins >Predator >Rambo >Seven Samurai >Shaft >Neverending Story >American Psycho >Short Circuit >The Fly >The Warriors >Commando >The Wild Bunch >The Ten Commandments
Are you ready anons?
Carter Rogers
Someone remake Barry Lyndon please
Austin Price
>Eyes Wide Shut I doubt that one will happen considering what that film is actually about.
Dominic Parker
Some of these genuinely seem impossible.
Shit like the Warriors and Short circuit seem like such products of their time, remaking them is just doomed to failure
Juan Gonzalez
for what reason
Aaron Taylor
>The Raid >Scarface >Invasion of The Body Snatchers >The Birds >Eyes Wide Shut >Escape from New York >Hellraiser >Naked Gun >Police Academy >Predator >Rambo >Seven Samurai >American Psycho >The Fly >The Warriors >Commando >The Wild Bunch but..... WHY? i hate kikes so goddamn much.
Owen Reed
what difference does it make? I've long since stopped giving the film industry any money, unlike the mouth breathers around here.
Let them do as they please as they gasp for breath.
Joshua Morgan
Can't even imagine a naked gun film without the main man.
Evan Martin
It'll be about a conspiracy by white people to disenfranchise minorities
Also fuck you OP for reminding me they're remaking The Raid
Hudson Hill
Thomas Crown Affair? that's the SECOND TIME. A lot of these need to be left alone, as they are literally classics, I mean Das Boot, are you fucking kidding me??
Tyler Lopez
>Thomas Crown Affair >Creature from The Black Lagoon >The Blob >Shaft >The Fly LOL Are they remaking the originals, or the remakes that everyone knows and likes?
A bit of a tangent: what movies would Sup Forums WANT to be remade? Anything?
I wouldn't mind seeing a remake of The Last Starfighter. Everything about that movie but the concept is terrible.
Isaac Morris
>A lot of these need to be left alone, as they are literally classics you're not very familiar with marxist tactics, are you? it's all about rewriting history and tainting all things traditional from "good ole' days".
Jacob Hughes
>Death Wish >American Werewolf In London >Big Trouble in Little China >The Birds >Creature from The Black Lagoon >The Craft >Escape from New York >Logan's Run >The Matrix >Shaft >Commando >The Ten Commandments >The Warriors
Each one of these are perfectly set for the decade they came out in, trying to remake any of them will be clunky as fuck.
John Gonzalez
Some of those already on remakes of old shit. Suspiria remake could be decent because of the director working on it.
Nathan Hughes
No interest in most of these. Some have already had remakes anyway.
Matrix could be okay if it's a trilogy and parts two and three are better.
Blake Nelson
OJ is the main man
Adam Jones
tfw no new cube movie yet ;-;
Brody Nguyen
>Eyes Wide Shut What the fuck?
Aiden Jenkins
>what movies would Sup Forums WANT to be remade? Anyone?
How about a new Mario movie? It sounds crappy just to type it, but better to remake that trash than to touch a classic. What about The Jerk? Could you see anyone doing that lovable goof like Steve Martin?
Evan Rodriguez
Based north korea please nuke amerrica
Colton Cook
SMB was kino, only plebs don't appreciate it.
Adam Sullivan
So you'd prefer a remake of The Pest more than The Jerk? I bet Josh Gad could make a good Pest movie.
Nathaniel Gray
This is an amazing list, it starts out derisively funny and becomes physically fucking half way down before becoming an endurance event to read completely.
Luis Bell
They are rmaking The Crow as well. Fuckers are going to revive a face painting trend with that one. Like juggalos with more crying.
Justin Flores
*physically fucking painful
Leo Stewart
Which movies will get diversified?
Camden Diaz
Well god forbid they make anything new these days. Why have talent when you can just remake an old film but without any of the charm?
Joshua Perry
>As if there's any that won't Get fucking ready user, that boot lip from star wars will be playing the crow, I believe it's already confirmed michael b jordan is neo, naked gun will feature that fat bitch from (((ghostbusters))) as Francine Dreben, Rambo will be the boot lip again though Shaft will of course remain black but will be fucked up with jayden smith
Noah Davis
>Looted Shop of Horrors >Suspiria Jackson (that'll be the character's name) >Death Wish (just a night drive in the ghetto) >Jatravius Crown Affair >Basketball American In London >Blackface >Slaveship Troopers >Invasion of The Booty Snatchers >Nig Trouble in Little China >Creature from The BLACKED Lagoon >Das Booty >Don't Look Now (there's a nigger) >White Flight from New York >The Fugitive (from child support) >Housepricelowerer >The Blob (starring that thing from Precious) >Jaquanza's Ladder >Logan's Run (from the police) >Jim Crow >The Matrix >Naked Hi-point >Nightmare on Elm Street (guess who just moved in) >Groidlings >Sexual Predator >Neverending Rap-sheet >Short Lifespan >The Flys (on a niglet's face) >The Wild Banana Bunch
