Personally, I choose Italy. Our culture: language, art, religion, food, architecture, education, in general, style of life is almost the same. We share a good part of history and we were once part of the badass roman empire (trajano and adriano ftw). Also, fuck it, they gave birth to fascism.
I'm pretty curious.
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Realistically i`d choose Portugal.
Unrealistically i`d choose the USA.
We get along, regardless of what they have to say about it.
The one place where world war 2`s end was not celebrated was Parnamirim where the USA had its base.
It wasnt celebrated because neither the american soldiers or the locals wanted them to leave.
Portugal
I'm OK with that.
I would love a mediterranean union (no moors) much more then the actual EU.
I wouldn't. A sensible and logical merger wouldn't work for Canada is full of liberals and a Mexican merger wouldn't really benefit the US.
I'd pick Poland for the values for strategic miltary placement and influx of a decent, non-degenerate white-ish population, but I'm sure that it wouldn't really work out due to unforeseeable circumstances.
well we need to invite France, once they get uncucked, you know, we need someone who actually works and brings money home ..
Russia
>portugal
>different country
evrybody wants a chunk of this sweet hot moorish chocolate kang
Pakistan.
This
Laos.
More Jungle.
Spain
well, hard decision... so much rightful german clay
>uniting with niggers
Realistically:Greece
Unrealistically:Russia
Saudi Arabia
>Niggers
Fucking what?
Iceland. Rightfull clay, great fishing grounds, similar culture, both hunt whales and some icelanders are advocating for it en.wikipedia.org
Australia. Easy choice.
slavs are niggers
what is wrong with China in that map
USA USA USA
Netherlands
is it worth it though ? Emus are nasty dangerous satan's spawns
Slavs only chimp out if you bother them.Otherwise they keep to themselves.
israel
norn iron :(
I didn't expect this. I thought argies hated us since you guys keep raiding spanish newspapers
Do you need mental help?
Uniting with Norway would help us securing our artic interest
None, stay the fuck out were full
you can be friendly with them but never become slav, they bring slavery and inferiority.
Northern Ireland isn't a country you fucking moron.
Theres some of us.
Only illiterate normies post comments on newspapers
The USA or CAN/NZL/AUS, thanks to our similar cultures, lifestyle and preexisting relationship.
Give me South Tyrol
Canada or Australia
Italy, probably the only bro country for Spain in this mad world
Germany. Because literally no one would stop us.
>Inferiority
Care to explain?
The best quality of life fellow socialist country.
>engaging a relationship with a country with opposite degenerate values
Join me Poland, we'll make the world normal.
I would say australia but honestly at this point im worried we would drag them down, would have to go with ireland for the lulz.
This
>rapefugees distribution chart
wtf no it's one of the least shitskin ridden region..
>chile
They are brotier
Guyana, it pains me to know that the french have one and we dont.
whats going on in sicily?
they can't count
>us
lol untermensch
No problem, I prefer to work for my retarded Latin bros than for these psychopathic lazy Africans. After ww2 we had a huge immigration of Italians and Iberics, and guess what, there was no problem...
Ad vitam et ultra.
>opposite degenerate values
That's the point tho, we would provide the uncucked elements and secure the eastern flank, they would provide industry and secure the west.
>Join me Poland, we'll make the world normal
B-but you're too far, America-senpai. Unless you're willing to take over westen europe and purge it, then we're on board :3
Russia
Either China or Russia or both ideally.
This would give us complete global domination and the political enviroment of both natioms would make the USA become more authoritarian and more socially conservative.
Realistically though theres a higher chance for israel or canada to join us.
What reasons? just because they are our neighboors?
Imagine you are forced to pick a country. You can choose the one you want, but only for strategic military and non-degenerate white-ish population?
Don't troll tea fucker, i'm curious. And you better give me solid reasons.
That's your serious answer?
My nigga
Gotta admit your choice is hard. But think and pick one.
Interesting, reasons?
Nigga?
Give fucking reasons
You are forced to pick one. And you better give me R E A S O N S
My curiosity is not satisfied
For aesthetical reasons
Re-create the British empire: Canada, Australia, NZ, UK. We already have intelligence cooperation.
serious answer - numbers are similar lo Lombardia
Practically speaking I'd choose Canada because they're pretty much Americans anyway and there wouldn't really be any integration problems. We'd just get a lot more empty space, room to grow, and resources to exploit.
If I had to #yolo it, I'd choose Russia for largely the same reasons (minus integration), except they'd also remove kebab and remove KFC from premises wherever they went in the USA.
Austria
Worked before
fuck u faggot I choose Cuba cause hot wimens
hand it over, Francesco
Merkel will never stop spreading Germany's asshole for refugees which will spread to Poland.
Israel is our greatest ally and they're farther away from you. We give you aid to make you stronger and we take over Russia for their punishment, all while keeping traditional conservative values and destroying progressiveness. Maybe even destroy Israel :3
I'll pick Poland for reasons in the previous response. It'll be interesting and I'll have no idea what would happen.
Chile
You are pure Ibero-Germanic, stop lying.
I wouldn't, globalism is a disgusting mess.
If I had to, I would shitpost so hard Florida secedes and then I'd join with them.
Germany, they have money and we are poor as fuck
I'd like to merge with Russia. The two of us together would be an unstoppable force. Both of our countries are rich with resources.
Bonus would be adding British Columbia, we'd be able to have one large road or railway from Washington to Moscow.
Fuck choosing one, overextension is what makes an empire.
Ireland & France, both rightful British clay.
Queen Lizzie will unite her rightful kingdom.
v4 (+-2) unification with fucking huge walls around
>tfw you are finally united with your green eyed ibero bros
>remove kebab
I don't think so, user. Russia believe its Moscow kebab have intergrated. Moscow also has the highest Muslim population in Europe.
help us get rid of commies and Castro please.
Well, the obvious answer is Moldova because of historical context; BUT i will answer it's Hungary with transitional government in Transylvania which is both romanian and hungarian - kill all the gypsies, build a fucking wall and thrive in green green hills
Rightful TURK clay of central asia
Also gayreekia
Make me Wolfgang .. some schnitzels could help
if the UK monarchy did ever end then a United States of America, Britain and Australasia could be feasible
but I quite like the monarchy at the moment
>i will answer it's Hungary with transitional government in Transylvania which is both romanian and hungarian - kill all the gypsies, build a fucking wall and thrive in green green hills
wut? i dont say im surprised but im surprised!
The UK
Do you think the monarchy will be overthrown when Lizzy dies?
the South Tyrol, Giuseppe, hand it over
Belarus. They are bros, we need to be together again.
nope
thought Charles is going to be a bit weak PR wise William is a pretty solid future head of state as is Harry if anything did go wrong there.
Definitely Finland.
Estonia
Bad Poland. You would give up nondegeneracy for money?
>Personally, I choose Italy
Because you're both shitskins trying to pass yourselves off as "white"
They will skin Charles, right? The crown is going straight to Williams?
I'd like Tahiti - Hawaii's little sister - to join the US simply because you can never have too many gorgeous tropical paradises. Plus, the Tahitians utterly detest muslim filth; a few years ago they shut down their one and only mosque the day after it opened because of mass nationwide protests.
No one has said anything about "white" amerifat, keep worshipping those "white" Jews.
what? i think that would be fair
it's our contested land so we should both renounce capitals and move it to Cluj with mixed leadership build the fucking wall as i said, kill the fucking gypsies and live in beautiful lands
Speaking as dispora for greece
Italy without a question, we belong together as mediterranean Race
Any latin country (besides Romania, of course).
Then Scotland or Ireland !!
...
Good choice.
It's called French Polynesia and it belongs to France currently. Tahiti is only one of the islands in the archipielago.
Greenland
So that we can tell refugees how great the island is (wow it's so green and shit) and then leave them to rot there
absolutely disgusting.
>periodic table created by an inferior
I would chose Serbia,because almost the same culture and Bosnia is litterarily half Serb country