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How is your day going? Edition

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Fuck rightists

youtube.com/watch?v=2m1JGboCK_M

c mamut :v

*blocks your path*
You gonna try and stop me sissy yank boi?

Pretty good desu

same shit as ever

hand me one of these and I won't hurt you

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fugging laundromat didnt dry my pants all the way

could easily fuck up a drop bear

a swole kanga is acceptable

thoughts?

>tfw you find a porn video you were searching for months

Haven't even jerked to it but I feel a very strong sense of accomplishment. Been thinking about that video for so long and now I have it.

share it with us!!
let's jerk off in unity

6/10
would bang until she gets tired of me talking to her just when I have no one else to fuck

joke's on you it's a guy

would do the same anyway just kissless

>At its Hollywood premiere, Black Panther received a rousing standing ovation. What's impressive is that this ovation occurred before the movie was shown.

>notprejudicedatall.avi

Gonna see it on Monday. I hope its full of action.

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Make sure to clap so you are inconspicuous

it's a fucking super hero movie, it will be full of action
It won't be super deep and meaningful

I hope it eviscerates wypipol

like this?

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kinda gay

>Biiiiiihhhh
what did he mean by this

bitch

It's not gay if you are on the active role

just asked her out on a second date lads
she hasn't responded yet

>lads

rude i was just asking jeez

:^)

Means he is a piece of shit nigger.

Just got weed, got paid, going to work in an hour, going to game with my buds after that.

Hope your life is going at least half as good for all of you my buds.

literally, unironically and honestly about to eat some bread with a bacon-cheese spread on it

>Just got weed

i'm not sure if i want a bf or a gf

dont make me call a guy and have you denied reentry into the US bud

>theguardian.com/sport/2018/feb/15/british-ioc-member-sent-home-winter-olympics-security-guard
>guy looks like CIA
>He blocked my path, came close to me, and asked to see my accreditation.
wew

Why you gotta be stealing annie clark from me

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are you male or female

I am a white, catholic, 4th generation burger

No laws can stop my renentry

i'm female in my dreams

>only 4th generation

post pics wearing your sister's slutty clothes

could go to the gym
think i'll watch strange days instead

what are you in real life tho

wait i've fucking seen this movie i'm pretty sure
fuck

stay home and do push ups and squats while you watch it desu

>wearing beret and sun glasses indoors

i don't have a sister
m*le

There's enough Annie for everyone

then you should get a gf

never seen a bigger group of white passing non-whites in my life

i can't seem to be able to do that

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just rob the gf store

ThereĀ“s this freshie high school girl who owes me 600 bucks in dope
she offers sex everyday with no condom for one month
should I accept?

fuck no

but realistically she's never paying you that money have fun in the pen

>no condom
RIP

You want a child?

that's called rape user

no because she will cry rape and fuck you over for it later

you should kill yourself for being a junkie

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nobody said anything about sex

not even a low class prietita?

youtube.com/watch?v=qu8tudYsEs8

American influence is poison to any place it touches

is that victoria justice?

Also where I come from dope means heroin/fentanyl, if it's the same there then no blown out heroin pussy is worth $600

fuck it i'll go to they gym in half hour or so

Ugly dyke

My earliest ancestor to America was 1908

Hi frenz, I had a bad day yesterday, pls be nice and friendly :3

8 hours at work turned into 12 hours at work. At least I have tomorrow off. Made myself some Belgian waffles for "dinner"; now it's bed time.

>waffles for dinner
its like you're really 12

Thanks bros
She owes me 300, it was a typo
sorry my b

happy birthday user!!!

Hello bud

:D

considering going super saiyan

go for it

The only thing I want in life is a buchona gf :(

How does it feel knowing Annie is taking all the qt's in Hollywood?

kys

This is very true...

Would love to punch Zando on the arm to hear the noise he made

Only bad parents give pacifiers to their babies

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Would love to destroy Zando's anus with my massive spic cock just to hear his screams

why are hispanics so homosexual

cya in a couple hours buds

The Truman Show is one of the greatest films ever made.

I wanna see that

cya have fun and grind some extra reps today bud

why is Gasai Yuno the bestest girl?

dad is calling me an ugly faggot again

LITERALLY who?

beat him up

My mommy called me a faggot once and I felt horrible desu

go watch some anime you uncultured filth