What is the actual point of Yank beer?

What is the actual point of Yank beer?

Why the fuck do they like drinking bland beer?

Why the fuck do they keep advertising it to us? Do they seriously believe anyone who's had proper beer would like to drink this? Are they trying to break into the not-used-drinking teenager market? Did market research not tell them that cider already has that market cornered with a far superior product? Genuinely baffling.

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Never had this, never will. I think they don't even sell it here

>Ameripigs are buying a lot of our Breweries and making them shitty

Does this bait still work?

I feel sorry for you.

No bait. Genuinely confused why you like beer that doesn't taste like beer.

only fat fucks like drinking beer

Tennessee whiskey is pretty much the only American alcohol you can drink without getting laughed at
Too expensive though so I drink Canadian

>Not drinking Evil Twin beers

Budweiser is losing the market due to craft beers. They’ve decided to buy up any small brewery willing to sell. People drink bud light because it’s cheap and you can drink it all day without getting fall down drunk. It tastes like nothing but it’s not really offensive.

They want to drag everyone down to their level. Spite is a big part of the Yank character.

Craft beers don't really count as Yank beers, cause they're usually just proper beers that Yanks are starting to make themselves.

>because it’s cheap and you can drink it all day without getting fall down drunk. It tastes like nothing but it’s not really offensive.

But that's just water?

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Water does give you a buzz. I realize you need to drink 10 bud lights to feel it though.

Just drink a shot of vodka after every 2 litres then?

It's for poorfag plebs that want to drink all day. They are actually really nice if you are doing manual labor in the summer heat though. I'd still prefer the non-light version in that situation. The funny part is that it has the same alcohol content as a Guinness. Possibly even the same amount of calories as well.

delicious with coke, nam

it taste good with american food or in a very hot day

Do you not have lager shandies? Or a nice Radler?

>Canadian thanksgiving 2017
>Go to the bar after Turkey dinner
>Me and my cousin are playing a game of pool
>American comes into the bar and does this weird head nodding thing to us
>Only know he's American because he's behind us sitting on a stool by himself and randomly starts laughing at what we're talking about and then starts talking to us
>He's in town for the holiday to meet some of his family that moved here
>He goes up to the bar and asks what's on tap
>A bunch of domestic beers, James ready, some other stuff, richards I think
>"None of that shit for me, I only drink the good stuff now. Bud light please. Oh and lime cordial."
>mfw
>After he gets his drink he looks at his phone and starts laughing
>Slams his drink on the bar every few minutes with fake laughter
>Looks up at us "Hey I got the next game of pool"

Am*ricans

This genuinely makes me feel a bit angry.

The good ones are expensive. They're for city slickers.

Should've beaten his ass to be quite honest. I'm a loudmouthed douchebag and even I was offended.

Well that sucks.

I was on an archaeological dig in Spain, one of the nicest things to do was to come in after a day's digging in like 35C temps, grab a radler from the fridge and drink it whilst taking a shower.

Bud light has a bad reputation in america and everyone makes fun of it.
It's a fake stoty m8

Only white trash, rednecks, and poor college kids drink BMC beers. Craft beer has dominated the market for years now. That said I do enjoy a PBR every now and then.

i'll take shit that didn't happen for 500

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kys Phil, it's burned into my memory

>PBR
that's basically a bud or a coors. are you a yank on vacation?

>he's behind us sitting on a stool by himself and randomly starts laughing at what we're talking about and then starts talking to us
Powerful.

He might have exaggerated a little bit but I've seen a lot of idiots in bars like that.

So have I, but they've usually had the sense to get drunk first.