/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

AUDREY IS MARRIED Edition

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MANLETS FOREVER BTFO

Reminder that if a midget can get with Audrey you have a chance too, anons.

first got Audreyfags getting LYNCHEDman

>Audrey went from best girl to married to a cuckold midget

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING
LET ME JOIN JERRY IN THE WOODS

MARRIED TO AN AUTISTIC MIDGET

WAITED ALL THIS TIME TO SEE AUDREY AND SHE'S WITH AN AUTISTIC MIDGET

FUCKING MANLETS

Why is Audrey with this egg man?

the modern american husband

Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
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SHORT PEOPLE GOT
NO REASON

COOOP

FIRST FOR RENIGGING

Billy?

SOMEONE WEBM THAT MIDGET JEW HANDRUB

inb4 this is just a coma fantasy playing out in Audrey's subconscious

Someone please post that webm again please

HOW WILL /tpg/ EVER RECOVER FROM ***THIS*** KIND OF LYNCHING?!

>this episode

>Lynch accused of raping his daughter by midget
>Lynch makes the midgets in the new series a murderous maniac and an actual c u c k

Really activates my almonds

Zane?

Eggman is the average Sup Forums poster

Man this episode sucks

isn't chuck Linda's husband?

FUCK TWIN PEAKS AND FUCK TRUMP!

ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR

SHE WAS PURE

I hope you're happy Audreyfags. Shitters.

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How will Audreyfags ever recover?

>shellyfags btfo last episode
>Audreyfags btfo this episode
WAIFUFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

Do we know any of these people besides Audrey?

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This physically fucking hurts. Please, please, go back to sweeping peanuts for 3 minutes. Go back to Dougie getting jackpots over and over.

Anything but this. this is too much make it stop MAKE IT STOP MAKEITSTOP

The absolute STATE of Audreyfags right now.

OH SHIT, I'M FEELING IT
DOUGIE BACK NOW

Chuck's Feed & Seed?

Jesus, Lynch. The Blacklist is now Canon?

Fuck this. I can accept the Dougie shit. I can accept ashen homlessman got a light kino. But he fucked with mai waifu and I will not stand for this.

>Cooper/Audrey was the most beloved pairing in the original series
>everyone has been wanting a return to it for over 20 years
>here's a chance for her to have some sort of involvement with DoppelCoop
>instead she's married to a midget

What did Lynch mean by this?

It feels like every other character on this show is deliberately stalling for time.

I bet that girl gives great schnozz

Just kill the fucking manlet Audrey redeem this episode

Cooperfags are BTFO as well

that cashier lady is cute as fuck

What are you going to do about it, you little bitch?

I fucking love this. Lynch truly blowing the fuck out of pleb waifufags

audreyfags PERMANENTLY BTFO BEYOND REPAIR

FUCK you and your STUPID SLUT WAIFU

I was promised something like episode 8. Call for help.

we are going to get lynched and get dale cooper back this episode dougiefags BTFO vedderfags BTFO SCREENCAP THIS

>we still haven't seen what the deal was with Jack Rabbit Springs

This fucking Donald Pleasance midget

As an Audreyfag I now completely feel nothing. I have no emotions.

Cooper is never getting his mind back comfirmed.

>Audrey is fuckin the guy that Andy was supposed to meet in the woods

FUCK

Audrey fucks billy while married to charlie who knows tina who's married to chuck who knows larry who stole a truck

Cancel my Showtime subscription and drink heavily.

>implying that won't be the finale

how many people switched off in this 15 minutes of nothing?

annie once again proven to be most pure and best waifu. Audreyfags and shellyfags eternally BTFO

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>inb4 ten minute roadhouse performance with no pay off
DO IT LYNCH
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ANYMORE

>25 minutes of a fucking midget and Audrey

LYNCHED

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UGH, I JUST GOT LYNCH'D

fuck, this episode has been awful

all it needs is a 10 minute song at the end for the cherry on the cake

that's probably going to be the finale, when everyone converges on the coordinates

Call for help

>implying there will be a finale

sweeping becomes vacuuming

vacuum kino

based charlie

John Justice Wheeler, you've changed!

With the dash of the mental midget from The Human Centipede II

AND THATS ALL THE AUDREY YOU GET FAGS

KEK

>midget accuses lynch of murder/rape
>Lynch uses season 3 as midget vengance

we've got what 5 minutes left?

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that scene was fucking pointless I'm fucking LYNCHED so fucking bad

Dougie better get his mind back or I'm going to lynch Lynch

>guest musicians My Bloody Valentine

This is like ep 8, but it's the opposite. It's 100% terrible soap opera grind that goes nowhere. They even threw Audrey into it. This is what the plebs want.

that last scene broke me. Please just let the next 10 minutes be that guy vacuuming. I'm done with this world.

why Audrey. why did you do this to me.

It's a song. I fast forwarded it. No Coop this episode.

the midget is a charactuer of modern man

TITLE DROP

If Cooper stays retarded, we riot!

Whats the timer been on this Audrey atrocity? It feels like an eternity?

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post of the year

she googled the word coordinates and it was twin peaks?

I'll laugh if that's what he's credited as.

fuck there's 10 mins left no

THATS where TP is??

WTF HAPPENED BROS, I THOUGHT BASED COOP WAS SUPPOSED TO GET HIS MIND BACK?

WTF I HATE TWIN PEAKS NOW

Wheres Angelo?

HELLLLLLLLoooooooOOOOOOOO