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>every pleb gets lynched itt edition

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What went wrong?

First for /ourguy/

Still /ourgal/

>post yfw "Starring KYLE MacLACHLAN"

Guys, Richard's middle name is charles, after his stepdad. Everyone in the town thinks he grew up without a dad because he's a midget (an attack on the TRUTH TELLING MJA)

people still watch this shit?

>people still watch this kino
Yes, why wouldn't I?

What did he mean by this?

best episode this season

>sarah scene - kino
>ben and truman scene - kino
>audrey cucking a manlet - kino
>the shot of jerry running with the mountain behind him - kino
>The turnip joke - kino
>blue rose scene at the beginning - kino
>dougie getting btfo by a baseball - kino
>the look on lynches face when looking at the slut - kino

it WAS kino

>all of this arguing
>all of this shitposting

THANK YOU DAVID IT WAS WORTH IT

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Thread reminder that the guy who sounds like the lead singer of the band Creed wrote a song for this show.

that pic is visual ASMR

COOP

WHAT HAPPENED TO SEASON 3

fuck you faggots, this episode was absolute unambiguos KINO, better than episode 8
>audreyfags & comfyfags BTFO
>awe-inspiring cinematography and 5-star performances
>innovative pacing and storytelling
>midget representation in films and television
>finally all the loose ends of dougie jones storyline are tied up nicely

>Audrey FINALLY shows up
>It's one of the worst fucking scenes in the entire season with an annoying midget

The absolute STATE of Audreyfags right now.

>audreyfags being absolutely obliterated
>hot asian chick at the end is the real best girl

best episode

I'm glad we got to see the same clip of Dr. Amp's Infowars knock off show that we've seen in a couple episodes all ready.

Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
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>mfw the plebs are out in full force

>CUTEposters memeing all of the old girls into irrelevance

Candie was in Sarah's kitchen.

This was absolutely not better than episode 8. Don't even kid yourself, pleb.

>hot asian chick at the end is the real best girl

My boi.

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AT NIGHT I'M DRIVING IN YOUR CAR

It's the other way around, underage. Creed guy ripped off Vedder

Only thing i didn't like was French girl but the longer it went are the funnier it got

Garmonbozia by the handfuls!

I fuckin' loved the way she said that.

VEDDERFAGS JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING.

ALBERT SOMETIMES I WORRY ABOUT YOU

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Hm, a guy who starts his reasoning with "comfyfags"

Yeah, you're a retard all right. I can tell you want to repost this for the next few days though, to feel special with your (You)s.

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WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN SARAHS KITCHEN? IS THE LODGE OPENING?

Stop this fucking nonsense.
Wait until bump limit

audreyfags are finished

FINISHED

Defend that Jacobi scene faggots

>mfw that beef jerky wasn't there before

did Lynch lie to him?

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So Sarah buys only Tomato Juice and Smirnoff and Cigarettes

the Turkey Jerk is because she is noticing the alternate reality shifting

the noise was bagboy on the kitchen, she is fucking him???

Bing yelled for Billy on end of eisode 7 remember? Also the reality sfift on this scene with the customers changing

all those name dropping is because they are in the other reality

RR = 2 realities

Shelly and Norma are in both
that is why the book tells that Annie does not exist and Norma had other parents

I fuckin' hated the way she said that

Anyone have a webm of Coop from this episode?

I came really close to busting out laughing since I remembered his only appearance was a 10 second scene where he got hit with a baseball.

MACLACHLAN'D

You'll see it again. And you'll fucking like it.

First time getting LYNCHED this season. Wew.

>WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN SARAHS KITCHEN?

Windom Earle, idiot. Keep up.

>WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN SARAHS KITCHEN?
An angel.

what was wrong with it?

The terrible ravages of time.

How does audrey living in twin peaks make any sense? Richaes/Sylvia/ben never mentioned her, Truman pays ben a house call to tell about richard but doesn't even phone Audrey.

Also why was she calling Richard chuck

>heh heh lul trull'd u bes episod
The television equivalent of "I was just pretending to be retarded." It was a bad episode. Get over it.

plebs probably came back because they thought cooper was going to wake up and got BTFO hard

I think what makes this episode even worse is the fact that Lynch delivered some fine kino earlier in the season and knowing he has it in him but chose to shitpost instead is just depressing.

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Laura is in her apartment

Im pretty sure he's just quoting the brothers constantly having to say her name for her attention

The kid at the convenience store who delivered her groceries was upstairs playing with sarah's dildo and masturbating into laura's used underwear

THE LEVELS OF ADHD AND AUTISM ARE OFF THE CHARTSSSSSS, LONG LIVE LYNCH!!!!

Hahaha
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By this time next Saturday everyone needs to believe that Cooper will come back so the plebs get really worked up about it

This guy killed himself after tonight's episode.

richards mother is donna

screencap this

NOT AN ARGUMENT. tell me WHY this episode was bad you LYNCHED PLEB

Will this week be the episode where the AV Club grade finally drops below a B?

>Art is supposed to create controversy

Says who? The only controversy here is the growing feeling of having your time wasted. I'm starting to wonder what exactly Lynch and Frost needed the extra 9 episodes they asked for if it was going to be filled with people staring at each other or literal-who-whores talking about people in a bar for 5 minutes a pop.

>plebeian reaction after this episode

There's literally eleven GoT threads!

Ok, if anything from this episode becomes a meme I want it to be this.

It was in the past
Richard is Billy
Audrey is a freak

Hey guys Cooper's coming back next week, don't forget to tune in ;^)

I'm from Croatia btw

It illustrates perfectly the state of your mind without transcendental meditation

Was it Judy in Sarah's house?

>mfw I still have picklekino to cleanse my palate after this plane crash of an episode

The woodsmen are coming for that convenient store Sarah Palmer is in

>Episode is called Let's rock
>It's literal filler

>everyone saying the episode sucked
>but no one can explain why

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It actually served a purpose in this scene

The golden shovel this time was for the viewer to dig themselves out of the episode.

THE REASON THEY SHOWED ANOTHER AD FOR DR. AMP'S SHIT DIGGING SHOVELS IS BECAUSE LYNCH KNEW ALL THE SHITPOSTING THIS EPISODE WOULD CAUSE

HOLY FUCK!

I didn't notice that until now.

I think we're onto something.

Why is it so hard to admit this was just a poor episode? everything after this might be pure kino and this episode being shit is still alright. one bad ep isn't going to ruin the entire series nor do you have to make excuses for it.

>the most retarded people on this board are only twice as bad as we are
>no need to be any better
I hate plebs

best waifu

When did you realise that Lynch literally didn't shoot enough material to fill all 18 episodes?

>thinking Lynch gives a single fuck about quality after Inland Empire

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You do realize they're airing the totally-not-Mad Max episode this week, right?

>tfw Audrey will never cuck your midget self

Because there was nothing good about. Even the retards who defend it say "lol that turnip joke tho." When the highlight of the episode is an unfunny grade school pun, you know you're a pleb for liking it.

Lynch's stupid son better not get another speaking part in this season when they look for Billy.

THE REASON THEY SHOWED ANOTHER AD FOR DR. AMP'S SHIT DIGGING SHOVELS IS BECAUSE LYNCH KNEW ALL THE SHITPOSTING THIS EPISODE WOULD CAUSE

It was the same exact Ad though. He actually spliced old footage into this episode to pad out the time. If nothing else convinced you this was just shitposting THAT had to do it.

They were too busy reading stream chat to know what to say. They might have some comments if they check their logs.

This episode was weak, but I dont thibk it was a travesty or anything. The Audrey scene was fucking terrible, but otherwise is was perfectly fine.

>tfw you're not sure if the jerky is smoked

Better cashierfu than the Fargo cashier girl?