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Man hands Edition

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Girls who's hands are too fat to see their knuckle bones should be fucking gassed

first for /midwest/

I really, really, really like this picture.

stubbed my toe

RIP

kyp here

Glad to have you around my son

gotobed fuckhead

yes! yes! Stopped lurking after a million years!

Need a hapa gf yesterday

I like American hours on Sup Forums

Why the double "yes"?

we're good folk. Truly God's people......armed

but are you a BASED MAGAPEDE?

A really cute azn girl delivered my Chinese food today.
I gave her a 10 dollar tip (the meal was only 23 dollars) and I'm going to jerk off to her tonight.

Anyone have the "angry" easter pepe? Having a hard time finding it for my collection.

uhh... I dunno!

It's a toad.

I love the amerimutt memes, gives me a reason to post nonsense in spanish.
La luz apagada, dios mio!

Does anyone want to have a discussion?

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dirtnap

i wish i wad adopted by a liberal white american family

Your grade for "MIDTERM" has been updated.
Your grade is: 84 %

I was really stressed about this test. Glad it went okay.

Does anyone want to have a concussion?

yeah

maga who?

jesus christ man, sort yourself out

I failed my first telecommunications systems test...

Glad you did okay

one girl gave me 50 roubles tips once
I asked why? she smiled and not said nothing

Rate me and add me on Discord

are you a man or woman?

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:3

so you are gay man right?

fucking kek

Adams?

Not a fan

Not enough minorities here

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virgin here ama

This is now a Brady edition

If a girl sticks a finger in your butt do you still qualify as a virgin?

Asking for a friend.

how big is your willy and what/10 would you put yourself as?

you're gay

yes
14cm and 0/10

I'm more than enough

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hey impostor calgary which part of calgary are you in? what's your favorite public art display?

Not gay if it was a girl.
Dang.

kys

You are white, you don't count

hey wanna be friends :D

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i-i just moved here
i don't have any frens...

I will kill u

thinking about making a cup of tea buds

WHO ARE YOU

let's get some 'go 'za

Sleepy desu

no one cares

painting your nails looks like a relaxing thing to do
i wish i could do that

Very rude!

I do

like deepdish?
I actually havent tried it yet, but they always look good
whens it going to stop snowing? im from Cali and its fucking cold, stupid lake is like 10 miles away

i apply to go to japan this fall.

i am nervous.

this winter has been particularly harsh
usually sometime in march it will warm up
it has snowed in april before though :O

who else going to the midnight release of black panther?

>snow in april
fucking christ, I'm used to a nice 70-85, start shivering at anything below 65. having a smoke outside has been like stepping into fucking Russia
also whats with all the fuggin pakis man? went to a walmart around here at christmas and I thought I was in Sweden

>i make a post every time i make tea to let people know

hmmm I didn't realize you had pakis there...that sucks

I just have a shit ton of indians where i live

Do it, then

>he doesn't post original content but just makes fun of other people's posts

true 4channer faggot

well technically I guess Iraqis, but still a lot of trashbag ninjas and little dunelits
can't go to a dunkin donuts without seeing one
I guess Obama fucked up the suburbs real bad
A lot of qts around the malls tho, and a lot more hispanics than I first expected but all in all seems whiter than SoCal desu

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made a poo pea haha xdDDD

well luckily you're in one of the nicer areas

>have to go to a play for one of my classes
>girl who I've been talking to asks me if I want to go with her
/chad/

pics or it didn't happen

yeah, watching the daily news makes me glad I'm not 20 miles south desu
never been to proper Chicago except when I came in on the train

I already have enough creepy stalkers no thanks

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b-but im not creepy i promise

Cute pic

you should definitely check it out its a nice city, but maybe when it warms up lol

isn't a promise made for something you will or will not do, not for something you are or already happened?

In 1814, we took a little trip
Along with Colonel Jackson down the mighty Mississip'.
We took a little bacon and we took a little beans
And we caught the bloody British in a town in New Orleans.

We fired our guns and the British kept a-coming
There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more, and they began to running,
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.

Thoughts?

not me. i hate packed movie theaters

oof oof removed from the discord

can't say anyone will miss you

american national hockey teams are really shitting the bed

who "new" here?

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like you better than the "dane" tbqh

I like my women like I like my cars

under 18 years of age

there is literally nothing wrong with dane

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dane is integral to cum culture

>tfw it hit 38 and people were outside in shorts

Just been told you need $800 to file for bankruptcy lmao

>make post
>someone references my post the next day
the recognition i deserve.