Be Venezuelan

>Be Venezuelan
>Survive the brutal commie regime
>Come to America
>Start working on the American dream
>Become a citizen
>Get shot

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what he gets for betraying the revolution 2bh

>moving from one shithole to another

>nickname beaner, Guac
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Did yiu even read the article he moved there when he was a toddler.
Cringe

t. C*ppie

>Did yiu even read the article he moved there when he was a toddler.
Oh, good to know that being shot isn't a privilege only for those who were born in America.

I'll keep that in mind if some sort of insanity gets a hold of me in the future, and I want to visit your country.

Cringe

Lmao so fucking what? What does that change?

He didn't survive the brutal commie regime or come to america and start 'working in the american dream', his parents did that.
But you specifically are already pretty insane

He was qt. RIP

so venezuela was a paradise 15-20 years ago?

i suppose he means he left when chavez was in charge so it still wasn't "evil" dictatorship

>would have been safer in any other 1st world country
>decided to move to USA of all places

He was going to breed with American women, good riddance.

was chavez any better than maduro?

Wut? Read my post well m8. He was young when he came to the usa, he didn't survive shit.

Bad riddance you mean, surely?

>But you specifically are already pretty insane

Ikr. Hence it is a real danger that I'll want to visit you guys one day. Probably the West Coast. I like your giant forests. Maybe Florida, to swim with the manatees.
Or Massachusetts during autumn.
Fuck.

Homcidebrate isn't the only safety index, we are actually improving in terms of safety and criem rates.

>manatees
They're called quebecois, you prick.

>chad
good riddance

but the chilean said the same thing. you are the one who can't read. also, what you say is true, but surviving chavez wasn't a much better deal, either.

what's the joke? quebecois look like cows?

The ones in fla do.

snowbirds visiting florida, and quebecois being ugly is my guess.

one less spic haha

>NEVER SHOULD OF COME HERE

>implying leadership matters
it's literally just oil prices you dummie

>gusano scum killed by gusano scum
Like pottery.

...

The kids from this school are angry as fuck at the government and Trump's country club is a half hour away from where they live, it would be so horrible if some latino teens took out the president's golfing cronies

How is this the president's fault?

On a more non-meme note, I really feel bad for this kids family. It's fun to joke about >be american >get shot on here, but seeing its effects on a real person is just awful.

well Sup Forums shitposting is how we cope. i just try not to think about that

When will this edgy cringy American communist fuck off.

>When will this edgy cringy American communist fuck off.

I already told you that I hate both /leftypol/ and Sup Forums. I am sorry to tell you but not everyone is either a crazy alt right cringelord or some commie larper

>85683635

>Sup Forumsmemes
Disgusting

M8. He's just shitposting and you're feeding him.

>tfw no dead vuvuvzuelan bf

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Normally I would masturbate. But this is just too sad.

literally me

It does, a fucking bus driver would fuck things up either way.

But New York is fucking miracle considering how it was a couple of decades ago

yes, nyc is a unique case and they did a great job. undercover cops were fucking everywhere.

Kill yourself, cockroach

give me some sauce on that image

The nypd is world-class but i also think there's actually less social distance and anomie in nyc than there is in most of the country

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