Rules men should live by

Rules men should live by

>always carry a knife

Does this count?

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

Don't be below 180 cm.

only where you live my friend

Google "Jeff Cooper's Commentaries"

Read every one

Live by them

cheeky bugger

Opera non verba

Also the golden rule: if you're going to eat it, don't fuck it.

around blacks, never relax

don't snitch unless he's a pedo

If you succesfully use it in self-defense it will make you twice The Man

I see you've played knifey-spoony before...

only if you know 100% you could actually stab someone to death if need be, otherwise you'l get cucked when you try and pull it out

/thread

If you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk.

in norway u can get arrested for carrying a knife lol so retarded

does Sup Forums approve? I'm always afraid carrying it because I'm sure it's over the legal size in my state but I don't trust spooks so wattayagonnado.jpeg

Always carry two wallets, one with your money, one with your documents and some money, that way if you ever get mugged you'll give the mugger your second wallet.

>Slice your own dick off and wear it as an earring

So... don't be the vast majority of humans that ever existed?

>Never give a refund

what if he steal both

fukn manlet detected

Bin that spoon!

Never fanny about on a yacht

Keep your bread fresh in the fridge

Why not just keep one entirely empty? This is why your country never amounted to anything.

Grow your own fucking vegetables.
Learn how to hunt or fish, or at least buy your meat locally at the farms and not the stores.

You don't just give him both, when a mugger takes your wallet he just runs away.

As long as her age is in the clock she's ready for the cock.

why not?

honestly I don't know about carrying a weapon on you. My cousin was carrying a knife on him, and some dudes were shit talking him, and pushed him a bit, he took out his knife and stabbed one of them. he then went to jail for a long time. Is it worth it? I dont think so.

because if you keep it empty they will fucking notice it's empty, you stupid fucking leaf

Before criticising someone else, walk a mile in their shoes. Then when you do tell them to fuck off you're a mile away, and you have their shoes.

>lift
>if you must watch porn watch solo or girl on girl so you don't condition your brain to associate sexual arousal with watching a man with a big dick fuck the woman you want
>be honest with all your friends and family
>have a gun in your house
>know how to use a gun
>save 10%-20% of your paycheck and invest it
>don't watch talmudvision
>read books
>don't read crime or drama novels
>think for yourself about everything
>be kind to those less fortunate than you
>don't be a bleeding heart cuck however
>put your own interests first, you always do this by default, there is no escaping it, but at least be up front about it

Rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6. Dont be a pussy. Fight back.

this, if you have no room to grow your own at least buy fresh at farmers markets. It isn't just for hipster liberals, it's better for you.
Also buy filters

Rule 9 mate

Do unto others as they do unto you*

Get some fake money you fucking bunker dweller.

Or just move to a country where you don't need to worry about getting mugged. Oh wait, you can't afford it.

Draw, Write, or play music each day

yea thats very smart.

Over the legal size?
Top LEL, iam carrying the same Buck 110 everyday and its perfectly legal here in cuckland.

death for infidelity

u forgot
>never trust anyone

Saturdays are cuddle days, Muhammed can't come.

Most of these are bretty gud and already implemented.

>don't let random faggots on the internet dictate you how to live your life

>Never live in Albania because it is a crime infested shithole

>always check under your foreskin for surveillance bugs

>being a foreskin cuck in the year 2016

I had my foreskin removed because I anticipated in the future they'd hide surveillance machines under there.

Live in the best country. Follow none of the stupid rules ITT because there's no crime here.

>Respect and co-operate with your countrymen unless they break the law of the land
>Similar to OP, learn to fight in order the protect your countrymen and country
>Learn a trade in order to benefit your community

>>don't read crime or drama novels
why not?

Dude they might have implanted one in your shaft!

im in West coast cuckmerica so yeah. libbies want us to get slayed by the groids. kinda surprised and embarrassed you can legally carry a buck over there

I used to carry a knife but then I turned 14

Autistic faggot I can't imagine how you act in real life kek

That's why I've also had a sex change operation. I don't have a shaft anymore. Thinking ahead is the true virtue of the white man.

nice dubs friend.
I just dip my dick in battery acid to kill any surveillance machines. My dick looks terrible but i feel safe.

What os pic related? Did somebody die?

In the land of muh freedom there is a legal size?

How to be > 1.8m?

its easy, just be born a male.

Careful of them surveillance tits. I had a mastectomy after my sex change. Just in case.

I carry this and I am quite fond of it.

>cheap as fuck
>can easily be opened and closed with one hand
>decent enough metal
>both sharp and serrated edge
>pocket clip for easy accessibility
>comfy rubber grip
>really light weight
>made in USA

Fuck, forgot my image.

He might be living in California. I don't know why he thinks he's American.

why do you carry a switchblade, you cant even throw that properly

depends on state/county/city you are in. gotta ban em if lots of nig nogs are stabbing each other, same as gun control

It's never too late to become what you might have been.

It's amazing the tech they can fit inside a phone these days. Imagine the shit they could put in some titties!

This. I got off but the instinct to use it in a fight is too powerful. Best to just use your hands and spend a night in jail than a knife and a year battling a felony charge.

Do you know where all the alpha white men are? They're in jail for having traditional codes and rules they live by.

i will never be able to become child porn star now, will i

until you realize the surveillance machines are coated in a thin layer of silica... Then you just burnt your dick and STILL have them.

You can only get arrested for threatening people with it.

HeeeeHawww

I'm currently saving money for my future operation to just be a brain in a jar. Only then will I be free from the Jew's surveillance.

Great, I want to become the first man on the moon

In Germany its the following:

Fixed Blade limit is 12cm / 4.5"
Folding Blade is unlimited, except spring assisted knifes or one hand opening ones (that already tells you how dumb the laws are, becaus these ones are illegal to carry)

So you can basically carry an axe with you, but no kitchen knife, makes sense duh.

lol @ any male

>always carry a knife (and an AR-15)

this.
at this point youre basically a woman so why live.

The jewish families deserve to have that gold returned to them and/or their ancestors. You should be ashamed of your self. Bad! Bad medkit!

This is the first time I've respected a polack. Manlets are genetic failures. A board so in love with the teachings of the Great Late Führer tolerating manlet genes is shameful

Kek

>jewish families
>implying thats not polish gold stolen from us during ww2
return it to poland now

Always carry a gun, 9mm at a minimum.

9mm pistols, yep got a pair

We're just holding it until we can Verify™ the rightful owner. Sadly this process is time consuming. We swiss are very thorough with our bureaucracy. Naturally we will return any gold that was unlawfully given to us; Just be patient.

Can you conceal these under a foreskin?

If you carry a knife in Brazil you'll be fucked.

your surname is probably something like jimenez or hernandez, am i right my american friend?

Seems practical. I'd be afraid of it breaking on me though. This buck weighs like 4 pounds and takes two men to open. Solid brass. It's bretty nice.

No room what with all the surveillance devices

bait

Be a good father like in this comic I just translated and edited(uploaded by some leaf in France general)

I was expecting it to break after like a month with the low price and low weight, but it's tough as a brick. I've had it a year now and despite heavy use it's like the day I bought it besides a couple scratches on the coating.

Isn't that like less than half of all men?

if you're a retard who doesn't know his rights

R-rate muh knife Sup Forums... I-Its name is F-Furtif

yes, males shorter than 180cm are less than halfmen