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Frickin'
Conway

hey welly, whatcha doin

I just don't understand.
How can people who have extremely successful careers, prestigious educations and have written dozens of books have such a retarded view of anything.

>muh millennials are lazy
or maybe the economy has shifted away from small businesses towards large capital intensive international business, and maybe patents have slowed down because shit gets harder and more capital intensive to invent.
I mean c'mon, inventing something in the 80's vs something in 2018 requires so much different tech and skill.

>They aren't even getting licenses!
It's almost as if wealth inequality is getting even worse and gas prices are high so poor young people can even afford to drive a fucking car.

I want to fucking gas some people/

>he's ranting about boomers
Oh no, I regret this

lets talk about something different before I blow up a retirement home

Being intelligent in one area doesn't mean you know shit about other stuff. The problem is that they don't tend to realise that, and don't understand the dynamic changes that society is going through

>I'm getting this skirt to stealth as a school kid

>Being intelligent in one area doesn't mean you know shit about other stuff
Sure sure, but these people are high up in think tanks and graduated from Harvard with a PhD in Political science.
I don't know how these people achieve so much without even objectively analyzing what they are saying in their professional opinion.

>this skirt to stealth as a school kid
cute,CUTE

Cute, I want one like thsyy

Opinion piece writers are some of the dumbest people alive
not much, going to make burgers tonight

>Patents during the 70's
>Haha, look at this Pet Rock I made, I bet someone would buy this

>Patents during 2018
>Let me just spend 10 million dollars on developing this new kind of tech software requiring dozens of skilled programmers and engineers

>Aren't Millennials so DUMB XDDDDDDD

if you want something different you can marinade the meat in soy sauce and Worcestershire sauce

And now Conway Twitty everyone.
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>marinade
>burgers

How, do you soak the mince in it or something?
Do yanks just do burgers weird

you marinade the meat before grinding it

Oh, that makes sense
Still that seems excessive for burgers, just buy a pack of mince

>Still that seems excessive for burgers
this is why no one eats your burgers

You yanks really take your burgers seriously
But mincers take up space and you can still get a really good flavour in a burger patty with store brought mince

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Why are yanks so annoying?
I just don't know how they do it

They are conditioned to be that way by their bulli government and churches.

what's up!?

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Hi.
Hey.
Hello.
Howdy.
How are ya?

Not much, how about you, gonna get drunk tonight and post images of yourself tonight?

I hope so

howdy pardners

hmm

well I dunno about getting drunk, I did that yesterday. gotta stop drinking so much or i'll get fat!

Oh no we can't have that, you've got to be able to fit in all your cute outfits

>got invited to some party by a yank
hmmmm

Go for it normie, he can't be worse than some of the yanks around here

What a great opportunity

oh yes indeed, gotta be able to fit into cute things!

i already drink too much probably...beer has too many calories in it :(

Go to it you party animal.
You might even have fun.

I know that feel, I hope wine doesn't have too many calories, I drink a lot of that

mmm well hard liquor has the least calories, it's the best from that perspective. Of course, you can't drown it in coke or something

What kind of fucking man drinks wine and worries about calories LMAO
and don't try telling me you aren't one

fuck off

hah why?

because you're an autistic faggot and /cum/ might be more your speed

I usually have my hard booze on the rocks so at least there's no extra calories in there

What's your drink of choice
I'm no calorie counter like certain people here, and wine is nice and rather efficient

oh yh I'm the massive autist totally
This whole thread/general is why people support bullying

>I usually have my hard booze on the rocks
You mad man, that shit makes me dry retch.
I just can't drink them straight no more.

>I just can't drink them straight no more.
y

HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLO

GUESS WHOSE BACK!

It's me desu.

hello desu

God I love bullying

Hey hey hey, how was your day?

When I was a little shit I could pour the stuff down my neck no problems
now that I've slowed down my drinking substantially, I just get a whiff and I remember gross stuff like puking a lot
I get really put off from it.
Hello buddy.
How was your day?

hope I never get that bad desu

Hello!
How are you?
STOP IT, IT'S RUDE!
My day was comfy desu but as always I'm exhausted. I ate 3 chocolate bars in a row coming home so I think I'm gonna need to go use the bathroom now desu.

>How are you?
same as yesterday desu

mmm generally some type of whiskey or bourbon! I don't really care for vodka and girly stuff, my choice of dress notwithstanding~

I doubt you will.
I went pretty silly with it, you tend to be quite responsible with your drink don't you?
>I ate 3 chocolate bars in a row
Gobble guts

It's alright desu. Try aim to better yourself tomorrow :3
AAAAAH I'M SORRY BUT I JUST GET SO HUNGRY AAAH

>you tend to be quite responsible with your drink don't you?
uhhhh

Hiya, please share your chocolate with me.

I bought Tim Tams, Twirls, and flakes :3

>tfw I spelt 'sight' as 'site' on a piece of paper and a girl sitting next to me saw and corrected me.

AAAAAAAH THIS IS JUST LIKE WHEN MY ENGLISH TEACHER SINGLED ME OUT FOR USING OXFORD COMMAS

>THIS IS JUST LIKE WHEN MY ENGLISH TEACHER SINGLED ME OUT FOR USING OXFORD COMMAS
why would your teacher single you out for using oxford commas

I often remember bad times with certain spirits, especially vodka, but usually I just down it anyway
>3 chocolate bars
Wow, I just had one ferrero rocher and that's enough
Nice, I do like Bourbon a lot, I'm not really a fan of cocktails except for sour ones like Margaritas
>Oxford comma
Don't do that

AAAAH I DON'T KNOW
>ferrero rocher
You have patrician tastes.
>Don't do that

OXFORD COMMAS MAKE PERFECT SENSE AAAAAAAH

Your English teacher shouldn't have bullied you desu

Nice trips desu :3

I KNOW RIGHT AAAAH GOD DAMNIT MS LO!

thanks desu

did you get to cancel anyone's account today

Don't worry 90% of English teaches I had were awful, so it must be everywhere

Except for you Mr Veich, you're the best

I was at Uni today desu :3
Thanks desu :3

I did my senior year English story on some fantasy from Hotline Miami which almost got me full marks except she took one off for the use of the word "Abo-nosed".

I'm so shit at creative write I managed to talk almost all of my teachers into just letting me write essays instead

Although at least English was eady, in my final year I got UE in English by the end of term 2 so I just stopped coming to class, the teacher was pissed but she was a bitch so I didn't care

>I did my senior year English story on some fantasy from Hotline Miami which almost got me full marks except she took one off for the use of the word "Abo-nosed"
Did she know you were writing about a game?

Shes sent me a very confusing message

She wants to fug

Cute outfit you have there

I doubt it
I don't think she knows how facebook messenger works

Is it your mother or something?

No, it's the yank
I can't explain it because I don't know what she meant.

Awh that sucks desu. I personally really liked creative writing OwO.
>Jigging class by term 2
Madman.
Nope. That's the great thing about adults, you can make fanfictions and they wouldn't know :3

I only have a 6-pack of VB
I'm pretty sure that's not enough for a party

She must be speaking some strange yank language
Is this the sane one that stole your phone?
>madman
Even better is I showed up for the external exam at the end of the year high and wrote a bunch of bullshit about a Chinese lady eating her pet dog
>fanfiction
One of my teachers got everyone to write a short fanfic based of The Crucible, I told her that was lame and got to write an essay about McCarthyism instead
You don't need booze for a party, just people

Ok, I'm heading over lads.
Wish me luck.

Don't get pregnant

no promises

OwO desu. Did you do Advanced English?

Remember not to do a racist rant when you get drunk.
Have fun buddy.

Can I have a twirl please?
A 6 pack is fine

*slowly pushes the twirl through your wet lips*

Not sure, the school system is different over here so I don't know what the equivalent to your advanced English would be
Okay but don't start talking about chinks, yanks or boomers

AAAAAAAAAAAA

I was pouring my tea and I got it all over myself

Well did you do the "Engrish" class, the "English class" or the "OwO just fuck my shit up with Shakesphere" class?

>tea
Good idea

Also get your fucking shit together what are you fucking playing at!
COME ON!

DID IT GO ON YOUR CROTCH?
I'LL GO GET A TOWEL TO RUB IT DON'T WORRY AAAAAH

I just did regular English, we looked at Shakespeare for a bit, watched some movies and it was really dull I think there was a dumb English class that only did internals but there's wasn't a top English class, although I guess scholarship English was kinda like that
I'm sorry, I need to change my pants now

I fucking hated Peel and all that analysis shit desu. I just wanted to write stories.

Thank you
You didn't get burnt, did you?

I wrote a lot of essays for History and Classics so I was pretty good at them, so that's all I did in English, I was terrible are writing stories
No, luckily it wasn't boiling hot

I was an English+History kinda guy desu. Commerce subjects were fun as well but I dropped math in senior year because I was shit at it.

Interesting, I did about 50/50 stem and humanities

My final year was History, English, Classics, Calculus, Physics and Chemistry, it was fun

I actually avoided English past NCEA 1 and got the literacy credits I needed from 'english-rich' science standards.

I did the following in year 11:
Modern History
Ancient History
English Advanced
Geography
Business Studies
Biology

I fucking hated Biology desu.
OwO :3

For my English was compulsory in level 2 and I did it in level 3 for easy credits,

I'm guessing the 'english rich' science standards were mostly Biology, I hated biology
My year 11 was:
History
Math
Science (it didn't split until year 12)
Computer science
Computer applications
English

Unfortunately next year I moved and my new school didn't offer can decent computer classes, it was far to focused on it's drama program

>That image
kek

Drama sounds awful desu.