Mom & dad, this is my new boyfriend Ryō

>Mom & dad, this is my new boyfriend Ryō

How do they react?

Would probably try and deport him

I'm not a woman or gay so they'd probably be confused

>How do they react?
"we always knew you were a gay weeb user, we aren't surprised"

not even joking desu
except they wouldn't use the word weeb
something more old people ish

>"What are you playing at son? We know from the piracy letters from our ISP that you enjoy black women getting fucked up the ass"

"Jap-monger"

They'd be happy for me :)

"we had a guess youre gay"

"Over the years we thought you being gay was a possibility. We're just glad you can bee yourself :)"

"After all, you showed no interest in that "girlfriend" you had in highschool. You didn't even say Merry Christmas to her. Then that girlfriend you got in university who we're pretty sure took your virginity turned out to be a complete psychopath"

Technically your country has massive amount of gay. the world biggest population

Idk about my dad. But my mom would be worries because
a) Japan is not Christian, so he probably isn't too
b)Japan is a cold culture, so she'd worry I'll feel lonely around him.

i wish i had a bf desu

same desu

>have bf
>feel lonely around him
??
is your mom retarded?

Would you?

no
that's just gay
it doesn't even look feminine

the farthest I would ever go is for 2d traps

Hello Leo.

of course

>that doesnt look feminine
just because a guy doesnt look 100% like a girl doesnt mean that he's not feminine

you can keep him if he can teach me rasengan

I'd give my left kidney for a bf like that t.bh.

oh god please

still though
I just can't get it up unless it looks like a girl
just can't understand gays and their shit taste

>if you like something that i dont like means you have shit taste

But he looks manly by our standard

asian men just look more feminine

They'd disown me instantly. I'd fuck him, yes, but I don't think that losing my family over boipussy is worth it.

China could have like 20 million gay men and it would be less than 2% of their population.

>fags make up 0.00001% of the world population
nah, i'd say I'm in the majority you homo finn
besides, that's just how it is. what you find digusting that other people like might as well be relegated to shit taste. Of course, this is all relative

i'm not gay

then why do you even care to point it out or defend them then?

i'm attracted to men but i'm not gay

>Mom & dad, this is my new boyfriend Mishima
>We're going to restore the Emperor's power

>i'm attracted to men but i'm not gay
i'm afraid to break this to you pekka, but you're gay

if you're not gay prove it by sucking a cock
a straight man wouldn't get a boner from it but i'm sure you would, you homo

There's a rumor that Mishima was into this trap

i'm not gay i just like boys its not a hard concept to grasp

Dad will say do whatever you want kid and Mom will be happy that I cute a cuteboy like that.

sure buddy

>Mom will be happy that I cute a cuteboy like that.
what

They'd disown me desu so I'll never tell anyone I'm bi. My bros would be more "Hey man, that's gay" and leave it at that.

Japanese Christians have existed for over 400 years.

Get out of my house Satan

I thought by "I like men but I'm not gay" meant "I'm a girl", but there's 2 problems with that:
1. there's no girls on the internet
2. If you haven't pointed it out by now then you aren't a girl

but they make like 0.1% of the population, and I think that's mostly catholic

Round 2 when?

...

I'd probably get disowned but I'd be balls deep in asian twink so it'd be worth it in the end.

"We are happy for you, user. Now teach him how to work, business never stops."

at least he isn't a black