Rio Apocalympics 2016

BRAZILIAN POLFAGS:

I'm curious what your perception is of how your country has handled the Olympics? What is the media in Brazil saying? Are you aware that the rest of the world absolutely hates your country now and we all think you are horrible, incompetent people living in a total shithole?

Pic related, this is a burning trash pile next to the main highway going into Rio.

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stuff.co.nz/sport/olympics/83210733/Human-leg-found-in-Rio-waters-close-to-Olympics-sailing-courses
thestar.com/sports/olympics/2016/08/15/german-canoe-coach-dies-after-taxi-crash-at-rio-olympics.html
channelnewsasia.com/news/sport/olympics-disappointed/3049918.html
news.nationalgeographic.com/2016/08/what-s-in-rio-s-bay-/
nbcolympics.com/news/rio-officials-clear-air-detail-failure-turned-pools-green
stuff.co.nz/sport/olympics/83300852/rio-olympics-2016-officials-desperate-to-stop-rude-brazil-fans-turning-event-into-booolympics
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3734009/Now-Olympic-soldier-shot-dead-comrades-wounded-bloodbath-Rio-slum-running-drugs-gang-mistake.html
si.com/olympics/2016/08/16/rio-olympics-ryan-lochte-robbery-gunpoint-police-no-evidence
dailytelegraph.com.au/newslocal/central-coast/paralympic-great-liesl-tesch-robbed-at-gun-point-in-rio-safe-area/news-story/6a0d71ee8dc9ab7bca5111d98594beec
baka.com.au/sport/olympics/rio-2016/olympics-australia/australians-robbed-at-knifepoint-near-ipanema-beach-in-troubled-start-to-olympics-20160807-gqmtqd.html
baka.com.au/sport/olympics/rio-2016/olympics-off-the-field/rio-olympics-2016-laptops-shirts-stolen-as-australian-athletes-are-evacuated-20160731-gqhwr2.html
m.thenational.ae/world/at-the-rio-olympics-brazilians-lead-the-field-in-crime
dailytelegraph.com.au/sport/security-failures-at-rio-olympics-placing-athletes-and-visitors-in-real-danger-say-frustrated-aoc/news-story/77eb87defb5c2baf38a34367b67e3b58
youtube.com/watch?v=pcyxFNuQlwo
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darcy_Ribeiro
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Not Brazilian but I saw some normie on Facebook who was talking about how he was glad that Brazil got the games since they need that boost to their economy. Why the fuck do normies think this produces a profit?

>US swim team got robbed at gunpoint by brazillian police
>now the brazillian police are trying to seize their passports so they can't leave the country until they say it was just a lie
Bunch of fucking subhuman monkeys living in Brazil. Wish cuck-Obongo wasn't king nigger right now so we could do everyone a favour and nuke the fuck out of Brazil.

i don't give a shit

you did not matter before the olympics, you won't matter after you leave

The Olympics are going nice, it's just international media exaggerating things. The average brazilian has got a lot more xenophobic though, in my facebook I've seen 3 people today posting about how much they hate gringos.

That's not the story, americucks. Video evidence clearly shows the guys who made the claim were lying for personal reasons, and unlike your country we treat fake reports very seriously

>how your country has handled the Olympics?
Terribly, everyone in the country already knows this

>What is the media in Brazil saying?
The exact same thing.

> Are you aware that the rest of the world absolutely hates your country now and we all think you are horrible, incompetent people living in a total shithole?
Yes and so does the rest of the country, nobody cares and frankly, neither should you.

British media gave our police force some images that contradicted a lot of what your team had declared.

And filing a false police report is a crime here so that's why they're stuck in Rio until it clears up, we've learned our lesson since the Flight 1907 incident.

Are you Americans this braindead that you will believe anything if you see it on the internet?

Damn, three whole people.. that surely proves that a country that has 200 million people living in it hates foreigners now.

Because they think people will actual go to their little Tropic of Capricorn shithole now that the (((olympics))) was hosted there.

All the olympics did was show the world how violent, corrupt and disgusting those Portuguese abortions are.

Most people don't have a clue about how much money setting up (and later keeping it together) an event like the Olympics cost so all they can think of is tourism = more money.

Yeah it's totally not true! Just like all the stories about unfinished buildings and lack of sanitation.

Brazil is already a shithole, rio is just the biggest of them all.

I just don't understand why you Brazilians try to make the pools look like your flag

Not going to lie though, the things i see on twitter really makes me think if three people are really not enough.

Sorry to ruin your bitterness, but we're getting great numbers, friendo.

didn't realize pretty princesses like you cared about getting a bit dirty

>"idz gonna habben dis tiem 4 realz guiise"
>"rio iz dat habbening we'z all been waiding 4" :D:D

everybody already knew buddy.

just you wait. next stop Quatar.

>lying for personal reasons
???

They just can't handle the jungle.

I don't see any negative comments here, aside of those related to poor performance of our team.

Where do you think you are?

>The Olympics are going nice, it's just international media exaggerating things.

Are you really that fucking clueless?

>Human leg found in Rio waters close to Olympics sailing courses
stuff.co.nz/sport/olympics/83210733/Human-leg-found-in-Rio-waters-close-to-Olympics-sailing-courses

>German canoe coach dies after taxi crash at Rio Olympics
thestar.com/sports/olympics/2016/08/15/german-canoe-coach-dies-after-taxi-crash-at-rio-olympics.html

>Olympic sailors complain of garbage-strewn course
channelnewsasia.com/news/sport/olympics-disappointed/3049918.html

>What's in Rio's Bay and Beaches?
news.nationalgeographic.com/2016/08/what-s-in-rio-s-bay-/

>Rio officials come clean, detail 'failure' that turned pools green
nbcolympics.com/news/rio-officials-clear-air-detail-failure-turned-pools-green

>Rio Olympics 2016: Officials desperate to stop rude Brazil fans turning event into Boo-Olympics
stuff.co.nz/sport/olympics/83300852/rio-olympics-2016-officials-desperate-to-stop-rude-brazil-fans-turning-event-into-booolympics

>Olympics officer is shot dead and comrades wounded in bloodbath after driving into Rio slum run by drugs gang by mistake
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3734009/Now-Olympic-soldier-shot-dead-comrades-wounded-bloodbath-Rio-slum-running-drugs-gang-mistake.html

We must have very different ideas of what "going nice" means, how embarrassing for your country.


That's an insane way to handle the situation, even if that were the case it makes your country look like North Korea. Here in the US someone would never be stopped from leaving the country, much less have their passport confiscated, if they merely had an unresolved misdemeanor.

Regardless..

>Rio police: No evidence found supporting Ryan Lochte robbery
si.com/olympics/2016/08/16/rio-olympics-ryan-lochte-robbery-gunpoint-police-no-evidence

BTW there have been many foreigners mugged

If you commit a crime, you can't just leave. That's the law anywhere.

>Olympics officer
Kek. Funny how the American media finds a way to twist a local cop getting shot into a news story for them. You are a good goy.

Ok, Rio bay is the only polluted sea in the world right? And that car crash, how is that Rio's fault?

>SEETHING

A car crash and a green pool. Everything else is click bait. Wow really puts you to ponder.

>unlike your country we treat fake reports very seriously

Kek, fake reports are the least of your crime problems.

>We got robbed in a third world hellhole
>They're just lying

I know who I believe. Your 'country' is fucked m8, all these Olympics have done is scared of any tourist from even thinking about travelling there.

Maybe the faggy ones are, yeah. They should be.

Olympics should've been hosted in based Florianópolis. Rio is a crime ridden nigger shithole who is a forced meme touristic destination. Not all of Brazil is like that.

>Are you aware that the rest of the world absolutely hates your country now and we all think you are horrible, incompetent people living in a total shithole?

That would be an accurate description of Brazil, I don't believe that most people are smart enough to figure it out though.

I can't even find an article about the arm that was pulled out of the water during a boat race earlier this week

This is the real question for Brazilians-- do you know which jews/crypto-jews actually made money on this from construction?

also, a Brit TV presenter is now dying from malaria in a Rio hospital. It's going to kill tourism, maybe even the olympics c who will want it now?

The japs are going to think twice, sure of that now.

hahah like YOU matter at all HAHAHA

>Brit TV presenter is now dying from malaria in a Rio hospital.

I've lived here for 26 years and never met or heard of anyone who contracted malaria.

You precious glass roses are just too delicate. We could just walk into your countries and you'd all die from ridiculous diseases. That's what we did to our natives.

Real Sup Forums would be mocking the French for crying after getting cucked
Get out Reddit

do you think she's faking it on the life support machine?

"TV SPORTS presenting star Charlie Webster is fighting for her life in a Rio de Janeiro hospital after contracting a rare strain of malaria on her way to the Olympics.

The Sun can reveal the 33-year-old Team GB ambassador remains in a coma on life support in the Brazilian city, with top doctors from Britain being consulted about her treatment."

fucking this. a nation of fucking lying niggers.

brasilians ruined the olympic spirit
you ruin everything all the time
backward country will stay backward
when a country organises the olympics it invites other countries and must teat them good, with respect
all what you mongrels can do is act like fucking retards
you will pay hard for being such a retarded people, you're the arabs of south america
GL with living in your corrupted dying shithole after the olympics are over
BTW you suck at soccer, you have no discipline and you're physically inferior to all european teams, it's always a pleasure to watch your country getting his ass kicked by ayrians

>expect respect after calling Brazil a shithole for months
yeah, you entitled piece of shit.

>get mugged
>robbers don't get your phone
yeah, believe what you've been reading in le reddit

>do you think she's faking it on the life support machine?
I don't know, what makes you think she would do something for attention?

>Australian Paralympian robbed at gun point
dailytelegraph.com.au/newslocal/central-coast/paralympic-great-liesl-tesch-robbed-at-gun-point-in-rio-safe-area/news-story/6a0d71ee8dc9ab7bca5111d98594beec

>Australians robbed at knifepoint near Ipanema Beach in troubled start to Olympics

baka.com.au/sport/olympics/rio-2016/olympics-australia/australians-robbed-at-knifepoint-near-ipanema-beach-in-troubled-start-to-olympics-20160807-gqmtqd.html

>Laptop, shirts stolen as Australian athletes are evacuated

baka.com.au/sport/olympics/rio-2016/olympics-off-the-field/rio-olympics-2016-laptops-shirts-stolen-as-australian-athletes-are-evacuated-20160731-gqhwr2.html

>Rio 2016 is shaping up to be most dangerous games ever.

m.thenational.ae/world/at-the-rio-olympics-brazilians-lead-the-field-in-crime

>Australian rowing coaches robbed at knifepoint during Olympic Games

www.abc.net.au/news/2016-08-07/rio-2016-australian-rowing-coaches-robbed-at-knifepoint/7698614

>Security failures at Rio Olympics placing athletes and visitors in real danger, say frustrated AOC

dailytelegraph.com.au/sport/security-failures-at-rio-olympics-placing-athletes-and-visitors-in-real-danger-say-frustrated-aoc/news-story/77eb87defb5c2baf38a34367b67e3b58

Its a fucking disaster, maybe this is normal for you subhuman monkeys, but the rest of the world is disgusted.

>mfw all of Europe and North America will become like Brazil eventually

I will have the last laugh, you dirty frog.

Actually agree on that one, the guy is a known scumbag "dating" a whore and looking for cooz on Tinder.

But setting that scumbag aside, the green pool will be a classic until the Jews shut down the internet in a few years.

>all this butthurt

m-muh poor frenchie athlete was a good boi! he don du nuffin!

reddit?
that's all the arguments you have...
fucking degenerates

>BOOOOO
>this triggers the french

What you gonna do, cry now faggot

>get robbed
>lel it was just the cops

fuck you and your monkey shithole

>you're the arabs of south america

As opposed to the mamadous of europe?

>Actually being proud that the world will turn into a shitshole because of your inferior people

We're handling it pretty bad.

It was a bad idea since the beggining. They sent cops from my state to this hellhole they call "Rio de Janeiro", letting my city unprotrected.

But I dont know why someone would hate us only for it

The green pool was the fault of the electronic system that throws chlorine, and it was solved pronto. The media is throwing a tantrum over nothing.

Can I ask a question? Why the stars on your account?
This is the problem here, this is why shills can work here. you have no idea why, but you did it.

All the Jews need to do is get enough retards to repeat something without knowing why to start snowball rolling.

I will enjoy watching euros making monkey noises everytime a brasilian touches a soccer ball
that's gonna be a great year
brasilians will get a lot of bananas thrown at them
I love to watch their butthurt faces when that happens: they nearly look human
but we know you don't have real feelings because your brain is shaped 'differently'

>the green pool will be a classic
Not as fantastic le crying frenchman. This is eternal shitpost ammo against frogs.

Everyone has always thought that of Brazil. This was their chance to change that perception. They have obviously failed

kek, as if you had the balls to do that. You will all cheer and clap like the good cucks you are. Don't cry about it.

>cry at Olympics
>cry on Sup Forums about Olympics

French are such fucking pussies

I want people to share my pain.

>because of your inferior people

Wut. It's the Europeans and Americans who are willingly destroying their own countries with immigration, multiculturalism, leftism, etc.

>7-1
These digits make the monkeys cry

Ryogo is my nigga i miss FM3

You get stars awarded by Mods for quality posts. It's a way to award the bests in the community

This

Luso abroad reporting.

WHY THE FUCK DID THEY PICK RIO.

Literally worse than best Korea.

it will be, but it's a one guy's failure, not the entire nation.
I agree your nation got fucked, should never have had it and not individual people's fault.

And with how bad olympic coverage is here, maybe this will finally end it the shitshow every 4 years.

Is Sao Paolo less of a shithole than Rio?

Don't believe his lies.

Much, much less. Rio is one of the most violent states in the country.

ROFL, you murifags laugh at Brazil, in 20 years that's you.

Sadly, nothing will stop the ongoing boondoggle of the Tokyo 2020 Olympics.

Why are Aussies such easy targets for crime?

see, that works for new retards, but not people here who actually know the site.
so, one retarded trend begins, people repeat thinking it's edgy, and you have people posting shit without knowing why.

how shills can operate here.

Ever think that you might have some resistance from these diseases since you live in a 3rd world country?

>in 20 years that's you.
in 20 years, the Jews will have finished off the planet as things look.

What exactly would be the supposed motive for the lie then?

Why are brazilians so angry at French ppl over what says a pole vault jumper? Is it the WC 98 that pisses you off? Obviously you don't care about the Olympics and are only interested in "muh futbol"

>get robbed
>huehuehue judge demands you surrender your passport

That Silver Medalist should tell that Judge to LITERALLY lick his asshole and go fuck himself. I don't know how it works in beaner-filled shithole dictatorships, but western civilized countries throw CRIMINALS in jail not the VICTIMS of crime.

>Why are Aussies such easy targets for crime?⭐⭐⭐
Leave the poor shitcunts shalome user, they have it bad enough already.

There are no stars in my post, you're trying to frame me as a Jew, which makes you the Jew.

>being this arsehurt

best olympics t b h

>hungarian qt worshiped my BPC (big pardo cock) for several hours
>stole USD 3k worth of gadgets
>boo'd some european faggots at the equestrianism course

They didn't boo every French person, just the one who made the comments. Obviously the average Brazilian couldn't give a shit, but the ones who bought tickets are expecting ENTERTAINMENT, and booing is part of it. It's rude but don't cry about it.

youtube.com/watch?v=pcyxFNuQlwo

Anglospherecuks can't take the bantz, only the french proved to be worse in that regard (which is expected).

At least we don't get our cities full of mudslimes, planes hitting economical buildings and unassimilated muslim citiziens going full jihad.

Give me a break, your media will try to portrait everything as the worst just to get the typical shart in mart amerifat drooling while watching fox news

>unassimilated muslim citiziens going full jihad.

Native-born Brazilians do a good enough job, so ISIS isn't going to waste it's time bombing your rubble.

zitto animale

I'll be the last person to defend Brazil or any former colony, these guys are on their own for 200 years. But anyone who complains of how these Olympics are going lacks any real notion of what Brazil is, and the million things that could have gone terribly wrong but didn't. So what if people got mugged, from malaria epidemies to mass kidnappings, a lot of shit was avoided

>lying niggers
That makes it way funnier when you know that the liars in this case are the americans
60% tbqh pham

Why you heff to be mad, it's only a game

I don't speak Niggerguese, sorry.

said the country that provided the greatest amount of ruddle in the shortest amount of time.

Of course, you must be an amerifat stationed in okinawa, so whatever, thanks for the occupation I guess.

Brazilians by themselves are cool. Even in smaller groups they're cool.

Once you get over 100 together though they start chimping out

Z

Not a teacher, weeb, of USFJ, but Japan got bombed to the ground, but rebuilt itself into a world power.

You sit out the war, but still do nothing on the global stage except unleashing Zika and embarrass yourself.

So, niggers then?

Good job Jose, you found the last letter of the alphabet!

>I'll be the last person to defend Brazil or any former colony, these guys are on their own for 200 years

Yeah, let's forget about the fact that you faggots brought more niggers slaves here than any other country in the world because you lazy asses didn't want to work for yourselves one bit. That totally doesn't have anything to do with the situation of the country today.

>lies about being robbed because you are a dumb american
>police finds out

I

Isn't Brazil super lefty and shit?

I was listening to this philosopher from Brazil who left the country who talked about how conservative ideas are shot down over there. Marxism, multiculturalism, liberalism are the norm in Brazil is that right?

Can you really blame them for assuming niggers would never be a threat?

That's called being stupid. Australia was against black labour. We should've been too.

We don't have a single right wing party so yeah

Obviously every single Brazilian on Sup Forums hates this country so not much point in going "b-brazil btfo"

We just impeached a socialist and our next president is going to be a pinochet fanboy, literally the opposite from your post

It's literally just Rio.

I use to date this chick from São Paulo. Olive skin brown hair, green eyes. Her family was once portuguese lesser nobles who fled to Brazil with the rest of the court when nepoleon showed up.

Anyways.
Even she, one of the kindest people I've ever met hated Rio and everyone from their.

It's like how canada hates Quebec

don't listen to these TED talkers

if you want to know anything about brazil:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darcy_Ribeiro

you started a war that you couldn't possibly win, attacked the soviet union and got btfo hard, had to import technology from the germans because whatever you produced was backwards... then, ended as the experiment ground for amerifats, and the rest of the world, when it comes to the radiation effects over the course of decades.

Your country exist because it was let, otherwise the russians would have transformed your women into the comfort kind.

The only pros about your country is the way you deal with islam, but that's no surprise coming from a presumptuous, xenophobic island like yours.

success breeds jealousy -- she's probably paulista