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>/who/ presents:
DOCTOR WHO: SHIT TRIPS Vol. 2
- The Anthology -

>Are you a true fan of Doctor Who?
>Have you ever written down a sequence of words?

If the answer is yes or no, then you are ready to contribute a literary masterpiece to the second /who/ collection of original Doctor Who-based short fiction.

/who/ did it once. Now, we're gonna do it again! Yet another entry in an age-old tradition of p̶a̶c̶k̶a̶g̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶f̶a̶n̶f̶i̶c̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶g̶e̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶g̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶m̶ ̶a̶n̶ ̶a̶i̶r̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶l̶e̶g̶i̶t̶i̶m̶a̶c̶y̶ / celebrating the magic of Who and the talent of a community.

There are no limits (except the story must be at least 1 word long, and preferably not in excess of 10,000, it's short fiction you fuck).

>- Can involve any Doctor(s), companion(s), side characters, spinoff characters and beyond, as your heart desires
>- Can be in any style, whether it's "legitimate writing", "pisstake", or "shitpost".
>- Can be about absolutely anything
>- The main focus is on good fun in the vein of the wiki, although serious entries are allowed. (If you're going to write smut, maybe approach it with a degree of levity)

Stuck for ideas? Try starting with your favourite TARDIS team (or for timeliness, Whittaker 13th Doctor) and one of these authentic titles:
saberpunk.net/DoctorWho/DoctorWhoSerialGenerator.php
glyphobet.net/drwho

We are going to be starting an index on the wiki for the collection. Anyone can contribute, no signups/pitches required. If you have ideas, feel free to broadcast them.
The rest is self-explanatory. Format for uploading your work is up to you, as long as it can be conveniently copied across (and ideally don't spam long texts in /who/ directly). (Pastebin works well.)

BONUS: Anyone who wants to do cover art or "illustrations" is encouraged.

WE need more entries for classic as well as NuWho Doctors. Entries for Thirteen are accepted as well. Aug 10th is deadline

Previously, on /who/:

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/J76zHmmc1so
youtube.com/watch?v=tSkdoBMDi0I
i.imgur.com/rxugOj9.jpg
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Doctor Whore

Here's a list of Doctors that still need stories. (You can still write stories with other Doctors who already have entries. In fact, I'd be glad to have them. The 12th Doctor only has three stories! And Bill doesn't haveany sstories. Not even Bill/ Heather smut!):

>Fourth Doctor

>War Doctor

>Tenth Doctor

Kris Marshall Doctor with Japanese companion

Morbius Doctor

Rupert Boothe Doctor

Foreman "Jack Miles" Doctor

Auton Stratagem Doctor

More Thirteenth Doctor stories would be nice as well.

I'll also accept stories with just the companions.

Perhaps a story where Bill and Heather battle an army of Raston Robots?

Or a story where Series 7b Clara meets immortal space zombie Clara?

Or a story where Jack Harkness and Ian share a drink?

Or a story where the Brigadier and the Thirteenth Doctor are hunted by a wild Drashig on an island?

Or a story with the psychic from Hide, and the Third Doctor, battle an influx of Daemons?

Or a story with the Class cast, by someone who has seen the show?

Been gone a few days, have the Sup Forums posters got tired and fucked off yet?

Should I do a fic where Clara has sex with herself.

If so, any requests?

Sup Forums is fully integrated into /who/'s matrices you tumblr twat cunt

McGann is the better Big Finish Doctor.

Yes, or a Class

Doctor Who is dead.

Do you think Jodie should stay blonde and should have short hair for the role?

sure why not

Let's talk about the Twin Dilemma and how it is such a masterpiece.

First off: the casting of Colin Baker as the Doctor is one of the best things ever. His casting marked the period where the BBC wasn't afraid to try new things and to even be "non kid friendly" with the way Colin asks in Episode 1. If The Twin Dilemma was a film, Colin would be nimated for an Oscar with just how good he played a maniacal Alien, trying to understand his new personality after regenerating from the kind and generous 5th Doctor.

This is a story that you could show anyone who isn't a Doctor Who fan they would immediately grasp the unusual brilliance of Colin's performance. Something that David Lynch fans would really enjoy.

I've not seen Class so I'm not doing a story for that.

@user who wanted a discussion about Colin Baker, where are you?

Can we all agree on who the worst Big Finish Doctor is? I feel like it's pretty obvious who.

>War Doctor
I've been busier than I expected but still am in progress of writing one, it'll be done before deadline.

Hm, don't mind really. Could be neat if she switches hairstyles between series.

>Can we all agree on who the worst Big Finish Doctor is?
objectively davison
worst doctor too

I am a fan of McGann but sorry, Colin wins as the best Big Finish Doctor.

You hear how good he was in this one?

>@user who wanted a discussion about Colin Baker, where are you?
I am a fan. Isn't that what matters most?

I am also the same guy who spent $120 on this rare Colin regeneration figure as I said in a previous thread.

They come and go like waves, they never fuck off entirely. You happen to share the site with one of the biggest containment places for reactionary morons on the interwebs, so it's like living near a garbage dump - you can never get rid of the stench for good.

as long as they don't have her go full pantsuit and make the doctor a literal hillary standin

Weird cover, but the original cover wasn't great either

Huh? Not sure I follow, sorry.

Why do seppos think things like this, that will literally never happen

Ha it's okay dude, I was just wondering cause you seemed keen on a conversation!

>Weird cover
idk if this is fan made or not. but speaking about fan made covers, I do love when they make Big Finish into the DVD covers

Yep if someone else is willing to keep convo alive in this field then that be great

Doctor Who but it's Metal Gear

>Can we all agree on who the worst Big Finish Doctor is?
Sadly Tom. He has been given almost no good material.

I will say he would have looked great if he wore a costume like this for one episode

Colin would have looked great in literally anything other than the vomit inducing mess of a costume he had

This is who I was thinking, for that exact reason

Metal..............................................gear!?!?!?!?

Yeah fans do those DVD covers, for fun I believe

Yeah much as Big Finish and other things have tried to justify the rainbow suit, I really wish we'd never gotten it and he had something more like that the whole time

>Can we all agree on who the worst Big Finish Doctor is? I feel like it's pretty obvious who.

Tom Baker.

and if they let him be in an episode with this look

>Why do seppos think things like this, that will literally never happen
Why does she have a hillary haircut and the official doctor who twitter tweeted "it's her turn"?

colin baker more like colon baker

>Metal..............................................gear!?!?!?!?
Fuck it I'll make it.

hah never seen this photo before until now

peter capaldi more like peter fapaldi

what the fuck are those three faggots doing standing next to the doctor?

jodie whittaker more like jodie bigdicktaker

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god he's ugly

Hey...you're that ninja!

Link to the tweet?
"Hillary" haircut, this sort of Americentrism is so repelling, hairstyles aren't the property of politicians. Also, her look in the trailer was confirmed as not her final look. Doctor Who is a British show, and its few references to American politics (Obama reference in EOT, Trump references in S10) are both superficial and few and far between (whereas its references to British politics are inevitably, and reasonably, much more involved).

there are far more references to american politics in s10 than there are to british ones

He's very handsome and has the face of what I would call "THE DOCTOR"

that makes one of us then

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pics plox

I really don't know what your problem is. He has such a handsome movie star look.

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the only attractive thing in that webm is peri

would you rather see her get DALEKED or CYBERED

CAPALDI'D

Does anyone else here find Briggs' Dalek voice oddly soothing? I've heard so much of it over the years.

Both, spitroasting her.

Dalek, but with Kaled mutants so she can get tentacle'd

Briggs has "secret Dalek notes" :3

youtu.be/J76zHmmc1so

CELATIONED

>Big Boss regenerates into Solid
>Liquid is the Valeyard
>Venom is an Auton
>Ocelot is River
>EVA, Kaz and Otacon are companions
Pottery

DD is K9

Okay, so it's been a while since i saw this show and have a couple of things to ask. How is Capaldi as the Doctor? And also, I thought the Doctor had already gone through his 13 regens, does War Doc not count?

>And also, I thought the Doctor had already gone through his 13 regens, does War Doc not count?
they address this in the time of the doctor

Whelp, better watch it again then

>How is Capaldi as the Doctor?
bad

>How is Capaldi as the Doctor?
good

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face it faggot

>Naked = First
>Portable Ops = War
>Peace Walker / Ground Zeroes = Second
he regenerates after the crash
>MGSV onwards (not venom) = Third
That incarnation becomes the Valeyard, the other clones make up 4-12
>Solid = Thirteenth
Snake kills him and he regenerates offscreen to liquid and later Solidus
Old Snake is the equivalent of 11 in TTOTD

>How is Capaldi as the Doctor?
ugly

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neo hates doctor who

Whoa.

when you whip out the penor

why are you trying to stir up trip drama? its a sad day when trips talk /who/ and anons talk trips

*OOGLEH

I invented Doctor Who.

This is neat youtube.com/watch?v=tSkdoBMDi0I

Very convoluted...Kojima would love it!

How would a MGSV mission credits style sequence be for an episode?

Does Quiet have any parallel?

Also tfw headcanon that DD was one of the dogs Solid shoots in MG1

Let's doxx that twink guy.

what companion would be most likely to enjoy getting daleked?

>How is Capaldi as the Doctor?
best doctor of all time

I reckon Amy would love a to have a Dalek laser gun shoved up her pussy.

I don't know about you but when I hear pantsuit I think of muh childhood faps right here. It sucks that when you google the word all you see is that cunt.

Capaldi is the best doctor of nuwho
even the shit episodes are fun to watch because he gives it his all in his performance

who else

I reckon Susan got pretty horny in The Daleks and got herself off on one.

jack

more

more!!

The only good porn of Donna is some stylised art of her by Oni (in her wedding dress).

Shame/

link pls

heres a pic of the tardises effects on amy in return

I bet the Daleks in the asylum used Oswin as a fuck toy before they put her in the Dalek casing. They'd have destroyed her pussy.

And I bet there was some sort of vibrator device inside the Dalek Missy put Clara in so she was on the edge all the time.

i.imgur.com/rxugOj9.jpg

I bet the TARDIS did wonders to Amy's sex drive.

I remember when people said that Amy was 'too sexy' for Doctor Who.

I think Moffat took that as a challenge to find someone sexier.

I don't get why the Master nicknamed himself Missy when he became a woman.

I assumed the use of "Master" meant the ruler, the owner, the best, etc. not the male version of the title you give to an adolescent boy...

Mistress.

I don't mind it too much cause it worked well enough for the meta purpose of obscuring her identity in S8, and she is a very different regeneration even putting all the gender stuff aside.

>I assumed the use of "Master" meant the ruler, the owner, the best, etc. not the male version of the title you give to an adolescent boy...
In Doctor Who terms I took it more as an academic joke - the Doctor has his Doctorate, the Master only got a Masters, hyuk hyuk.

Thoughts on 6's costume in the Two Doctors?

looks bad todd

Not great but he's certainly wore worse

moffat

Steven Moffat? The showrunner of Chalk?

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