Why do we have to hate eachother?

Canada and America are more alike than different. Sure, you guys are fat greasy burger eaters and Canadians might not partake in the burger as much. We might not be a mixed race nation like you guys either, or have a nigger as a president, have daily mass murders, 1/3 obesity rates, corrupt government, lack of culture, rampant niggers killing white people, being connected to Mexico, or citizens that can't find their own country on a map; however, we've always helped eachother out, all the way back to WW1. We're on the same damn continent for gosh sake! Why do we have to go on hating each other?

>Canada
Sounds vaguely familiar. What do you do again?

i hate canada more than i hate america

because you write retarded shit like this

Yes, sorry Canada

Drink syrup and shitpost daily.

It's a dick measuring contest and he's the bottom

Because so many Torontonians post on Sup Forums and now they think were all SJW fags

I / we don't hate you.

Why do you derive our relationship from a National Socialist fruit basket weaving board?

Disregard America. Haven't you seen Murdoch Mysteries? They're all just uppity, gun-happy juveniles.

This is true, and stating the obvious doesn't change anything

Anyone with common sense disowns their little brother when he comes out.

Let's be friends, Canabros

>Canada the top
>USA the bottom
what did he mean by this?

We can shitpost just fine on our own. We don't need to annex Canada and take the trophy from Australia, it's all they have.

I'll be your friend, buddy

One is a nifty hat to keep the other cool.

What's wrong with people from Toronto? I live here and I'm redpilled as fuck. It's probably because Toronto has like 6 college/university campuses in it.

My girlfriend is a Canadian from Ontario. I think we're pretty well beyond that issue, OP.

I've experienced way too much leafaphobia on this board, we've done nothing to deserve it. I'm just trying to help Americans realize we're similar. Obviously not all Americans hate the leaf.

Don't get me wrong. She's pretty well down the road to being a self-hating leaf. Naturalization soon.

I have never meet a Canadian I didn't like and y'all's women taste like maple syrup.

you guys are like a living embodiment of the worst aspects of the american left that we fight constantly against, not sure why our disgust surprises you. You have a leader so fucking gay he makes obama look legitimately prestigious.

WTF I love America now

Aka our condom

Fuck off shill cunt, you'll stop getting hate when you stop being a nation of shill cunts, you shill cunt.

Go eat a burger, or 10 burgers, you FAT fucks.

that looks delicious but I'd rather have the poutine and burger seperate desu

Besides baseball and hockey fans, non-Sup Forums Americans don't hate Canada. They think about your inconsequential nation an average of 0 times during their lives.

Toronto is known internationally for their multiculturalism and being immense faggots. They bring the rest of Canada to shame.

I can't find the video, but there's this Toronto Film Festival performance, where a crossdressing man does a wine enema on stage whilst screaming Amazing Grace. Then, he proceeds to exit the enema into a glass, drinks it, then wipes the floor with his clothes.

Toronto deserves the Chamber.

gtfo leaf nigger

90% of US-Canada hate is banter. The only real beef I have with Canadians is your constant virtue signalling in foreign and domestic policy. Also yall are like pathologically polite. You're like that overly nice sheltered home schooled kid.

None of that is a real complaint though. You guys are great neighbors in the sense that you have your shit together and don't constantly export your societal dregs to the US like Mexico and the rest of Central America.

If you tell your enemies to eat burgers they win.

Canada is the only country in the world to humor the US with a legit "football" type sport - the CFL.

And hockey is fucking awesome to watch.

US-Canada, BFFs for lyfe.

I fucking love you Canada, and would give you a reach around any day of the week.

Faggot.

Shut the fuck up, FAGGOT.

I love you too Canada

I don't like you though, I hate you and think you're a faggot.

Are you an Australian who moved to Canada?

With the exception of your deployed folks (thanks for the Tim hortons), every Canadian I've met has been an autistic sperg

Depends on which side of the country you're talking about.

I like Americans tho
Except the trump shitters, they are cancerous

You tell em' pop's.

I still dont understand how one of the greatest nation of recorded history likes this country. Loyalist had hundreds of year to eradicate us frogs and failed miserably.

Trudeau is quite possibly the best cadeau de grec ever made, kys fucking reds.