Would you betray Earth for your alien fetish?

Would you betray Earth for your alien fetish?

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i dont see why not

the earth betrayed me

Are they still making part 2? It's been 8 years.

Man betrayed you. The Earth did not.

corrected and checked.

fuck humans and fuck tronald dumpf

I'd sacrifice a thousand bluemen to get a chunk of those nevergonnagetium profits

most humans do not even deserve the earth

maybe, but not those aliens

The Unobtanium wasn't for saving the Earth, it was for saving the fragile and crumbling human society that had fucked up the Earth.

Sans the Unobtanium, the Earth would just shrug off humans, take a few thousand years to recover (not even a second in equivalent to a living organisms lifespan) and move forward.
Probably better off for the lack of humans. Oh, the universe would lose Linkin Park music and the like, damn shame there.

So he was betraying bunch of shitlords for another bunch of non-shitlords, with the added benefit of super-legs and hot alien sex.

No brainer.

very well spoken

Sorry, blue pussy can never compare to the nut I bust when I nuke these monkeys from orbit.

How did Jake even find Neytitty attractive? If my mind went into the body of a cat, I wouldn't suddenly find cats sexy. I'm still human, but in a different body, so it was strange that he instantly wanted to bone an alien.

He was a furry

I woulda done my job gotten payed and then used my blue alien dick to give that tight piece of ass heli pilot the expanding of her life.

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An abridged version of this speech given by Quaritch would have been great and added some more depth to the movie-

However, a lot of assumptions
>Eywa can't just move the planet
>Eywa can't let the Na'vi evolve
>Implying immortality in the global consciousness is mooring you to the past

Fucking based.

Both me, and admittedly a lot of bullshit.

actually wanting to fuck resting-bitch-faced-woman

still it is their world and wont be pushed around by an invasive species just because they want something

>Implying Eywa exists

You sound like a teenager.

Hence citing Linkin Park.

Tell me what motivated thousands of space wolves, hammerheads, thanators and banshees to swarm the humans then.

Deus Ex Machina and a shitty screenwriter.

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bluecucks on suicide watch

>le smug Pepe

Not an argument

*twang*
*twang*
hyukk

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>Using the movie he utterly ripped off from A Night To Remember almost verbatim is proof of his talents, and the parts that were his own were dumb as fuck

Wew, lad.

that's a big arrow

For hu, man.

>the "aliens" are literally just amerindians dressed up as blue cat people
>the humans are evil stereotypes of "le greedy corporation" and veterans
>we're supposed to be impressed that the blue cat people get beaten by a force at least 10x smaller than their own but the planet's god-consciousness awakens to murder the human victors

this movie really was a mess

ooh, I would definitely burn down this chunk of mud for my pony waifu.

Probably.

Even if the blue cat people won its just temporary, humans WILL come back and they will most likely get revenge and their unobtanium meaning in a few years after your betrayal it will rain Air burst nukes.

End yourself.

>It aint me

would you betray humanity for space elf pussy?

this

>If they run, they're ayys
>If they stand still, they're well disciplined ayys

This x 1000.
What good is a land victory when your opponent could just rain meteors, poision gas, something to kill the trees, or just give them all Captain Trips?

If my legs were fucked and i had a chance at a life where you can ride flying fucking animals and bang hot blue warrior chicks. Yes OP, i would betray earth. Oh and they have fucking grave-internet.

No. I would fight them and rape some space elf pussy as a spoil of war.

>humans are interested in the moon's mineral resources
>they'll still be there if the moon surface gets blown to bits and irradiated

See, this is where the Na'vi "victory" falls apart. The humans didn't genocide them from outer space because they're humans, and want to be, you know, humane. But they're not there for the trees, or the wildlife. They're there for the rocks, which they can very well harvest from an irradiated wasteland provided they have a way to shield themselves from the radiation which, seeing as they have space travel, they probably do.

There is nothing i wouldn't do to an alien species in defence of earth.

I'd reckon that if it's so hard to establish a light years away base and defend your perimeter in Pandora's natural habitat, it's near impossible on an irradiated wasteland.

Not him, but I'd reckon it wouldn't be anymore difficult since they don't depend on Pandora for anything to sustain their colony aside from the shit they're already there to mine.

That's just wrong- Pandora has, in its current state, almost breathable air, normal gravity and stable weather. That's worth far more for mining efforts than nuking the surface like an edgy cunt.

So to clarify, air you can't breath, gravity that wouldn't be changed, and weather we're never told about with regards to stability.

And all that should be kept in place, supporting the extremely hostile native lifeforms that have necessitated military-grade weapon expenditure and cost the lives of hundreds, as well as have impeded the mining that is your sole purpose to be there.

Nah, you dumb cunt. You're just wrong.

>So to clarify, air you can't breath, gravity that wouldn't be changed, and weather we're never told about with regards to stability.
Free oxygen, just need a filter
Come on, the weather looked stable enough.
>supporting the extremely hostile native lifeforms that have necessitated military-grade weapon expenditure and cost the lives of hundreds, as well as have impeded the mining that is your sole purpose to be there.
The native PEOPLE that were genocided in the movie?

>space elf pussy

>the native PEOPLE
2/10 you have me taking you seriously until that

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You're the one baiting with edgy pseudomilitarisms. They're people dumbass, did you even watch the movie?

>the hot pilot lady was on the side of the aliens
What a pity.

LEL

I never thought about this much, but why do people have to wear breathing masks? There's so much fucking oxygen in that atmosphere, probably nitrogen too. Was it toxic or something? I haven't seen it since it came out

more like he betrayed earth just so he could walk again

Too much nitrogen, I think. Also, oxygen is lethal in high concentrations, so it could be that too.

I just fucking realized something about this movie, since humans here are super advanced enough to know where the unobtainium was 'Why dont they just make a fucking underground mining facility with a far away surface site and littarly mine several tunnles twards the unobtanium and then have a seperate site to deposit other minerals under the ground so when they are done compleately striping the area that they could just deliver the new minerals into that gaping hole they just mined out so as to prevent colapse of the whole area above the mined out area?

Lastly 'what was the fucking point of wanting to blow down trees after the navi said 'no, fuck off.' and just tourch down everything?' makes them look like litteral retards.

>scientists back on Earth can make spaceships and walking battlesuits
>can't make some kind of leg prosthetic to help a man walk again

Sounds like an insanely expensive and dangerous plan which could be avoid by, you guessed it, torching down sole ayylien trees and the retard ayys that don't want to leave the tree.

>oxygen is lethal in high concentrations
That's true, but its lethal for most forms of complex life, it wouldn't be just humans.

Quaritch literally offered to give him his legs back when he got sent to Earth if he did a good job.

In the intro, he says he could be healed back on Earth but "not on vet benefits, not in this economy".

Not his fault the cheap company bought a bunch of forklifts and strapped guns to them.

American "equality"

so all he gets for his efforts was a ponytail orgasm?

he didn't suck on her tits or eat out her alien flaps?

disappointing

yes and?

so he was impatient and selfish

seriously tho humans wanted a rock..a mineral something the natives had no actual use for when all they want to be is hippys communing with animals, their deceased and their "god"

How, exactly, is he betraying Earth?

Good point, though im going for potential backlash of the 'tourtching down fucking everything' idea they had. No one bitches and crys back to earth going 'MUH AAYLIENS, MUH NATURE, LITTARLY MONSTERS' etc etc.

Also the 'can make mec's and space suits but cant make robo legs' argument sounds pretty ledgit, They also have fucking tec to incert a human contious into fucking body suits yet they cant fix the nerve endings in a spinal injury.

See They can fix someone's spine and make them walk again, but not for free. Also, a PR problem with some non-humans dying some 5 light-years away is probably preferable to the economic collapse of not having unobtanium income at all.

you do realise eywa is the the na'vi word for the fact the trees can talk to eachother right.......

i would betray earth for a gf

thirsty af baka

Fucking this what sjw would do one day and lead us to extinction .

How can you shoot women and children?

You sound like my kind of man.

>nitrogen
It's 18% CO2. Basically one breath and you're dead.

Easy, you just don't lead them as much!

only if I get my other fetishes too

going to the gym right now

Ain't war hel?l

Aliens are hot.
I'd sell my race to the burning legion for a footjob from this slut.

Characters women and low test nu males will never understand.

more like a hoofjob
I don't think it's even possible

This. If it were for azerothian elf pussy I would sell you all down the river in a heartbeat

That's the joke.
They've got that parting at the front of their hooves, with some polishing and lube I bet she could make it work. I doubt I'd last long enough for it to matter anyway.

Why do you think so?

>they are people

They are hostile alien species. And as one great military strategist once said "If they are armed, light them the fuck up"

Considering I think the best thing for the human race and our planet is a natural disaster of some sort catastrophic enough to thin the herd out, yes. I'd be more than happy to betray my own kind.

What's next Tyrone? You find Mount Rushmore offensive because Washington and Jefferson owned slaves?

Fuck this gay earth.