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genderneutral pronouns edition

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dubs

Okay she can speak a few languages, but how does that make her an 'advisor' ?

She didn't even know shit about Westeros until recently

>naming your Dragon "Drogon"
>naming your Cat "Cot"
>naming your Dog "Dag"
>naming your Parrot "Porrot"

IN NEW YORK I MILLY ROCK YAH

what's his next big invention?

>most trusted advisor
>says nothing while strong independent dwarf runs the show

garden variety feminism i guess

What is this formation called?

I was hoping for a good rape from Gregor to happen. Something brutal at least. How disappointing.

agree

Are there any actually morally OK characters left?
Jon? Yeah he is a killer, but he had to do it, in a way
Davos?
Tyrion? No. Killed Shae and his father.
Danny? Married and loved the guy who killed her brother.
Varys? Killed Kevan
Rickon? I guess. Tho he is dead.
Bran and the frog girl? I think so.

A teleporter.

Oh, wait....

Diversity scheme, Dany had quotas to fill.

the" 90% of your forces aren't combat ready" formation

Total War default

A bigger catapult, your grace

She's a black woman.

Diana Rigg was fucking amazing.

Tyrion was in the right
Dany's brother was a bitch

What exactly have the white walkers done that means they need to be holocausted?

>haven't attempted to get past the wall
>only want their land north of the wall free of human shits

their formation is the least horrible part of this

at least they did that semi okay

I still miss Tywin guys :'(

Why the fuck Dany rushed for casterly rock ?
How they planned to siege King's landing if they can't even protect themselves?

Lots of people seem to complain about people fast travelling. What about travelling too slow? Hardhome was two seasons ago and the dead still haven't reached the wall. What gives?

>Valar morghulis
>Yes all men must die, but we are not men
>The prince that was promised
>WELL AKSHULLY

>plays total war once

Q-tips

Kevan died in the great sept

also Tyrion did literally nothing wrong

someone say frog girl?

Davos will take the Iron Throne

Screencap this

top 10 anime battles?

what are the chances that dany will get BTFO for good? more than 20%?

The Christmas Tree.

A thomson sub machine gun, your grace.

Kek'd

To kill off the Lannister army that wasn't there. That said if all they missed was the army that turned up at Highgarden I don't think they have much to worry about

Good writing

They're white

>spear some change, bro?

>the four commanders of the enemy force are at the forefront of the army, without bodyguards
just one group of archers was all she needed to win that siege.

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Literally the Nights King has been waiting for a method to breach the wall to fall into his hands. He gets it this season because that stupid cunt dany takes MUH DWAGUNS north of the wall and gets one killed which the nights king rises as his mount and uses the magic fucking breath to break all the spells and shit wildlings put into it

All they have to do is make it more clear how much more has passed and everything would make more sense

considering the tyrell army wasn't at highgarden, i would be fine if it only took a week to take the castle, but the show makes it look like the siege took 3 seconds. I know they are working against time constraints with only a few episodes left, but still they could do a better job

This was so cartoony, just like the Euron's ''Chad Stride''.I think at this point they are aware show is dogshit so they are going for some fun.

that was normal

If you haven't noticed, Dany seems to be choosing advisors and leaders almost on a whim.

>bodyguard brainwashed soldier=top general
>ex-slave translator who I like=top advisor
>funny dwarf=hand of the queen

>men walking into spear over and over again
Lannister soldier must be terrible. I suppose Tyrell soldiers are no better since they just get time skipped into defeat.

what did he mean by this?

>Dannys armies getting shat on one by one
>No Dorne
>No Tyrell Army
>Only Unsullied and Steppe Rapists left
>Unsullied about to get blown the fuck out with no way to retreat with their fleet sunk

So what's the general consensus about this episode?

>"You are so much better at brooding then me"
>Tyrion winks at the camera

Jesus christ, really?

I'm now seriously considering Porrot for the name for my birb I'll get someday.

shit

Why does this ugly wench keep getting posted?

And what's that shit on her forehead?

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must be comfy being the guys in the back who have the best chance of surviving

did jaime actually like joffrey?

>Lannister soldier must be terrible.
Remember that these Lannisters were meant to lose. I doubt that Cersei left her best soldiers behind to be slaughtered.

Not bad, still some serious problems (Euron Greyjoy's Magic Teleporting Navy), but otherwise pretty good.

Name it Borrot and talk to it in spudro voice

He better sit his fine ass on it for at least a joke.
>you'd be right

i liked the idea of that line but it could've been so much better

>"brooding has never been my speciality... you seem a natural"

>save the cutest snek for last
>make her die in a totally non violent and gory way

Damnit D&D, I can't masturbate to this!

If Dany had half a brain, she'd take a Dragon to Kings Landing already

Fuck this 'I don't wanna kill people" fine then just burn the Red Keep, even if she doesn't kill Cersei, her army is going to flee at the sight of a dragon.

left me with a serious case of stinky finger

it's Drogon because of Drogo, Dany's dead husband.

What?

Has Isaac Hempstead Wright always been that bad an actor and I've just not noticed it before, or was that all meant to be some stylistic choice in this episode?

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>I WAS RAPED IT WAS TERRIBLE
>also I named my dragon after him lol

>implying hanging at the back or to the sides wasnt a common tactic employed by the smart soldiers

I love how everyone always dies immediately after one stab

What if he split his navy?

>a dragon

They have ballistas already, dont they?>

kill yourself

She's going to take her dragons to the Reach/Westerlands and wreck the Lannister/Tyrell army. It's what she should have done in the first place.

I don't know who that is, what character does he play?

does that really matter when an old, smug cunt is taunting you by admitting that she killed you're son but she's already dead so you can't do shit to make her more miserable?

Can anyone add Ellaria and Tyene Wojak here?

yes
he's just lost all of the compensating cuteness so you notice it more

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:^)

>a frog to heal your anus rupture

Reminds me a lot of the end of the Rome series. Hopping forward years at a time because they'd been cancelled and needed to wrap up.

Stockholm Syndrome

>I don't know who that is, what character does he play?
Bran

Still doesn't explain how he got from King's Landing to Casterly Rock right after the Unsullied, who have a 1-episode head start on him.

>AND JEWS, I SHABBOSHE, ARE AFF THA OVEN ASH WELL?

wtf Raimi?

the outsourced cgi formation

>Baratheon
Extinct

>Martell
Extinct

>Tyrell
Extinct

With at least three houses quick to follow.

>they expect one of us in the chimney brother

>(Euron Greyjoy's Magic Teleporting Navy)

are you autistic? its been clearly established this is a fast season they are jumping to important scenes, you would be the same whiny faggot you are if they wasted 20 minutes on sailing

shut you mouth bitch boy

Probably a bit of both. He went down the Emilia route of using monotone in an attempt to convey some distant authority. And Mark Mylod seems to be incapable of directing actors.

>With at least three houses quick to follow.
whom?

That would explain it. Christ that monotone delivery

The Space Invaders

>>Baratheon
>Extinct
there's some guy rowing his boat still

I love how Dany is becoming more and more like her father. Just fucking shit up left and right making the lives of common people as horrible as possible.

>two digits iq writing
>autism girl

It kind of makes sense though.I respect you for writing even worse than D&D.

kek i thought I was the only one to notice

>A long wooden stick with an iron tip is better in close range combat than a sword
Nevermind the tiny hallways either

>will it be painful?
>no
>*drinks poison
>your son was a little cunt and I killed him

Based grandma Tyrell

By that logic no house is extinct because they must have the descendant of a bastard somewhere