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its not as bad as Twin Peak The Return.
thats all I can say.

PRESTON WHEN?

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>Garlan didn't show up to BTFO Jaime, Bronn and the other Lannisterfags

How will the Stark line deal with being eternally FISHED?

So, the Night King. What is he doing? Waiting next to the wall because he's socially awkward?

SO DISAPPOINTING

Actually, fuck everything they've done to my favorite House.

In fact, fuck this show as a whole, it hasn't been good since season 3.

IM MAD

>be ameridragon
>get shot

what was her endgame?

Why is Tyrion such a treacherous dick?
crippling the impenetrable defenses of your family's stronghold just so you can fuck prostitutes?

LF is gonna die this season, isn't he?

>his favourite house is tyrell
that was your first mistake

>they're just montage'ing all of the battles now

kekkkkkkk

STANNIS
STANNIS
STANNIS

How this conversation would have gone in real world.

Sansa: Are they covering the breastplates with lather?
Royce : No why would they?
Sansa: Lol, dunno.

Being an old bitter cunt to a person who talked his sister down into letting you die painlessly.

Tarly should never have defected

We might have actually got a good battle them

its his fathers fault

Damn, does he ever get tired of #winning?

I'M ACTING!

Donkey Kong kill screen

How did she get to highgarden if she was on dragonstone at the same time as Asha and the sneks?

Books: Sam plunged the obsidian dagger into the wight "You're dead now go away" sam whimpered, but the black icy hands moved to his throat and squeezed

Show: Well I guess Dragonglass destroys wights now even if we literally have no evidence that supports it, but it sure does make things easier :^)

based Jon will rid the Starks of the Eternal Arryn

fuck this show, I'm done

It's suppose to be the capital of house Tyrell and it looks like that. Kek'd.
Weird to have them as your favorite house, but yeah I agree with you fully.

"Outliving" clever men

>tfw no tv show called Tywin Peaks where Dance gets buff as fuck

Drinking this water
and surviving

Who the fuck is garlan?

They look utterly bored during every scene that isn't set up to get a reaction out of plebs.

lannisters are looking better and better tbph
started out hating the shit out of them now I'm kind of rooting for them
weird that

Being an antagonistic bitch unnecessarily. """Wit"""

God I hope there sex scene is pure fucking soft core porn kino like we had in the earlier seasons.

Successfully manipulate Tommen and allow the Tyrell's to slowly gain control over Kings Landing

She fucked it though because she underestimated /ourgal/

>she opens her mouth while speaking
>wow so bad. must bitch about this

What the fuck was the point of taking Casterly Rock besides Tyrion giving the last 'fuck you' to his dead father? It has no strategic value and there is no gold left.

Jetpacks

The only thing that bummed me was the lack of farmlands and the maze, its winter afterall makes sense theres not a bunch of green shit everywhere

Make it double

What happened to mace tyrell? Was he in the sept?

my thoughts exactly during that scene

Why would Sansa know about blacksmithing. It's literally a part of her arc that she was never taught that stuff because it's too 'masculine'.

get Georged

>THE NIGHT KING IS COMING
>numerous armies and fleets have crossed the continent/world making round trips
>literally no zombie horde anywhere nearby

Are the zombies waiting for Jon to take his army north or something?

Tyrion doesn't know that there is no gold left. Only people alive who do know that are Jaime and Cersei.

Tyrion didn't know there wasn't any gold left

My nigga John Snow lookin as short as my homie Tirion lmao

Just looked like some random lords keep. So disappointing.

I guess because Tyrion overestimated how much the Lannisters cared for their capital?

...

That whole bit was just awful.

they're preparing to attack the eastern castle by the sea

Skipped the sansa scene desu

Felt good not having to deal with the mood swings every second word

Because the plan is to take Casterly Rock before they attack King's landing so Cersei is locked in.
It's retarded though since Cersei would NEVER flee King's Landing, hence leaving the iron throne behind. She would rather blow everything up, including herself.

HE'S GRADUALLY GETTING AWAY, EURON!

Tyrion the Genius got tricked by an amputee and a lunatic.

writing his tax policy

The Wall nigga

>Jaime and Bronn together being badass
>not a single shot of them swinging a sword
>le epic lannister music and slow walk
Being a general sucks.

their waiting for bran to let them know where he is

The White Walkers are waiting for winter to be bad enough for the Bay of Seals to freeze over, in order to cross. Dany is going to hand them dragon before that happens.

because the writers don't know how to make a character look like it's prepared and in charge without going around micromanaging everything

>preparing to attack a castle manned by a few hundred guys

what's taking years?

Why would you ruin that good steel plate by covering it in leather? To save on the budget by using "leather armor" in future scenes I guess.

Why didn't Ayra teleport back to winterfell?

Also does anyone have the leaks and were they right again?

Everything Sansa is just stupid and doesn't make sense. She's a 'power player'? All she's done is get ordered around and whimper like a bitch and suddenly that makes her a tactical mastermind.

MUHCELLA!

TEN

GOOD

MEN

Why?

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>bushes bigger than the towers
MYSIDES

I assume that they can't march forward until winter falls completely, the whole "they bring the winter/are the winter" thing

Olenna literally talked about it this fuckin episode.

could they beat

TWENTY

GOOD

MEN?

Just fuck already.

Even Horn Hill looked more impressive. WTF D&D

Why doesn't Circei grow out her hair? It's been at least a year right? She looks gross with short mangey orange hair.

>some sheltered lords daughters comes over to lecture you about a job you have been doing your whole life

surely no balls would know that piece of info though

>yfw the final battle in season finale is 10 good men vs 20 good men

>comparing fantasy to what the keep would probably look like

holy shit that looks awesome

i dont even remember that shot

its the same shit that happened in the cave. bran was dicking around, touched the king and then the walkers attacked their location. they want bran fuggin dead

>visit because of /got/ a few times a year
>just more Sup Forums memes
Have we colonised this entire site?

FIVE

GOOD

MEN

will be enough to kill all the white walkers

>MUH FARMS

i fought the urge too.

Lena Headley is one of the great actors, right?

>acting
>don't move eyebrows
no she didn't

Dropped off on the way to casterly rock by the unsullied freight line

To convince other lords to join Dany

his breast plate isn't even covered in leather

of course

Is no one complaining about how shitty CASTERLY ROCK looked? It was barely a hill.

That's the best looking building in the entire show

Why are people saying the liquid Jaime poured into Olenna's glass wasn't poison? Why would he want to keep her alive?

this episode was amazing - the acting, the plot, the political moves involved. Cersei's cruelty was amazing, despite the bitches deserving it, it made me sick to think about that. Feminism is dead: Olenna died, like a badass but died all the same; the sandsnakes are in hell; the most powerful woman in the world sucking cock fiercely, people will start to dislike Daenerys' arrogance and bitching. Just the Bran part was bad as always, dude looks like an autistic puppet.

Do you have any other versions?

But could they impregnate Dany?