How does it feel for Batman to suddenly be the shorter one?

How does it feel for Batman to suddenly be the shorter one?

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It means he and his son have to stand on their toes to kiss.

>suddenly
He's always been the shorter one.

>"Clark... Don't interfere with me or my son's investigations ever again"

he is probably levitating to look taller like that time with Big Barda

Why are Batman and Robin about to kiss Superman and Superboy? Is this some Gay fanfiction?

Bruce has always been a couple inches shorter than Clark, canonically.
Don't be mislead by the towering monster that is Batfleck.

sheesh
Bats and Supes are DEFINITELY going for the kiss.

Is the random yellow triangle above Damian's head annoying anyone else?

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cannot unsee

>suddenly

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>the hulk
>6'6"

That seems a bit too short, relatively speaking.

Maybe he isn't fully Hulked out, his clothes are still intact.

I like when artists make them look different not like twins

>Blonde Wally
was thus a story thing?

>Suddenly

Superman has always been bigger. The only time he was smaller was in BvS

He looks like half a foot shorter here.

Yeah but he's also leaning in. I don't really see a problem with Superman and Batmans height in this picture.

I assume Jon is levitating though just to be a dick

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Batman's not really short, Superman's just a big guy

what's batmite doing there?

What if hes floating just a few inches to intimidate him?

I'm still kind of confused what the fuck is going on with DC?

So Nu52 got merged with the old universe? So there's 2 supermen?

Where the fuck did a super kid come from?

>does it feel

Normal.

read more comics

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_of_Steel,_Woman_of_Kleenex

Superman could fuck her under a red light thing.

The super baby has no exposure to sunlight in the womb so he wouldn't have any super strength.

Simple.

They were in a dome for two years and Lois got pregnant then. Simple

Fuck off Niven, that story was badly written. The only reason fanboys like it is because 'lolololol superjizz'
>superman's body does not work like a human's therefore like his body would work just like a human's.

Now kiss!

I would be more hyped for this arc if it was superbro (Who actually has a relationship with Batman) in this with a kid

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tumblr strikes again fucking fujoshi scums

The smug face just makes it funnier

someone call the cops on this user

WAIT!!!!

How does that gun even work?!

It's time to stop

It just works

lel

Its a manifestation of his mental energy. Its doesn't have to make sense.

Did Superman have a son pre-52 or is this something they added?

I may go back and read that.

NO FUCK THAT!

What did he mean by this?

>NANI?!

Bruce is too short by modern standards of rich hite guys. But that art is retarded.

Bruce should be shorter than clark, but with the suit? Batman should be at least as tall as Superman, all that gear adds height.

Damian being shorter than John? Now that is dumb the kid will be a giant, and is suppose to be impoved over his father.

Am I the only one who prefers when Clark isn't the tallest one on the team?
I think it fits the "secret identity disguised with nothing but glasses" aspect better. People just assume he's inhumanly huge no matter how many pictures of him they see because human memory is filtered by emotion.

Superman 6'3 and Batman 6'2. But for some reason the hack artist drew him like he was 5'11.

Nah, I think that's just art error.

Agreed

He's always been shorter, you filthy casual.

Batman being a Manlet would actually be a good idea. Bruce is a short dude like 5'4 or something, but Batman wears a mild power suit, that makes him like 6'2 so no one makes the connection, would also justify him taking a beating more from his villains and let him fight stronger guys.

No. That sounds retarded and would pretty much just be manlet Ironman. Bruce Wayne/Batman is a fantasy. He's suppose to be perfect on the outside but broken on the inside. You can't be perfect on the outside if you are a fucking manlet.