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Auspicious new year edition~

The thread for posting in Chinese and discussion about the Chinese-speaking world, culture, life, travel, economics, geopolitics, etc.

Thread theme: youtube.com/watch?v=jJgrKngcrss

>Learning resources:
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bloomberg.com/view/articles/2018-02-15/huawei-warning-from-u-s-intelligence-agencies-is-flimsy
reddit.com/r/China/comments/7xyf68/why_does_this_subreddit_hate_serpentza_and/
cnbc.com/2018/02/16/commerce-department-suggests-trump-impose-steep-tariffs-or-quotas-on-foreign-steel-and-aluminum--sources.html
youtube.com/watch?v=JfZlxh-d3Dw
youtube.com/watch?v=S_E2EHVxNAE
youtu.be/Qa9w3wUWWAE
youtu.be/OQ5LnY21Hgc
whosdatedwho.com/dating/winston-sterzel
whosdatedwho.com/dating/sasha-hu
youtube.com/watch?v=AbVfFCy3gyc
m.youtube.com/watch?v=m3wiLz3criM
youtube.com/watch?v=lyRZnwjkUD8
economist.com/news/americas/21737084-he-has-tried-harder-avoid-prosecution-michel-temer-trying-fix-brazils-pension
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Blessings for the new year.

I want the milf.

How dare he, he is cultural appropriating as fuck.

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Passed by a (non-Chinese) cafe where they've put up some PRC flags for CNY

I guess perfectly happy to offend all the Chinese outside of China who hold that Chinese culture and civilization is not equivalent to the political entity of the PRC

新年快樂 from the Thomas family

Keep posting I am bored

hi

coming to Vietnam was a mistake.

luckily it's just in your imagination

So, it's there a place in China that isn't a filthy piece of shit? I'm interested in China's culture, women and food, but I keep hearing that Chinese people are really rude and antihygienic, and that as a foreigner you can't live there without people trying to scam you 24/7

Yes, your own apartment if you keep it clean lmao
China sucks, don't bother.

I made dough for jiaozi and it's resting on the table next to me.
Actually feels like a nice soft titty right now after an hour of proofing.

Gib Harbin gf

thai fag was right ,I was scammed to death in Vietnam, anyways now I know more.

What happened?

how are manchu gfs?

now leaving ho chi minh city a city full of scammers and rats, makes me remember the china of the early 2000s.

not very business smart peru

So, about that 'free market access' you have here, america...

bloomberg.com/view/articles/2018-02-15/huawei-warning-from-u-s-intelligence-agencies-is-flimsy

>The Spy Masters' Case Against Huawei Is Flimsy
>The Chinese phone maker's biggest offense may be it's too successful.

ROFLMAO look who posted this

reddit.com/r/China/comments/7xyf68/why_does_this_subreddit_hate_serpentza_and/

TRADE WAR

cnbc.com/2018/02/16/commerce-department-suggests-trump-impose-steep-tariffs-or-quotas-on-foreign-steel-and-aluminum--sources.html

what did he mean by THIS?

Seeing that you're from Mexico you'll be fine.

>Your girlfriends chinglish at the beginning of each video

He doesn't like "wekum to anuda wedio"?

For once, something on ribbet is actually gold.

新年快乐 everyone.

Do you like Chinese food?

Yes, I love Chinese food!

Are Chinese girls pure?

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stop talking about sex lol

锋的好榜样给我们教什么寓意?

NOOOO....


NOOOO!!!??? IS THAT.......BLACKFACE?????

youtube.com/watch?v=JfZlxh-d3Dw

Jesus fucking Christ, people are so perpetually offended.

Although I'm 99% certain he's just doing it for clickbate and don't actually care.

His expertise in geopolitics and economics is breathtaking... Since he is back in Murics he gets even more obscure

>Winston and Cmilk pulling their bikes from the side of the road in the middle of some bumfuck nowhere town
>Little kid is in the way
>"Watch out for that kid"
>"Yeah wouldn't want to run him over and rob him of his bright future"
>They both laugh

youtube.com/watch?v=S_E2EHVxNAE

Hi

i thought turkey was just another conservative muslim nation

Hello chinks,
Do you think you are god? That is the kind of feeling I get from the sort of code word names they give themselves. If you really are, then surely you could say the following:
"I am god, god is me"

i am god
god is me

What if the wh*Teoid tries to fool you by speaking another language? Would adding "this is English" to the start fox that problem?

Bruce Lee was German.

What are you going to do with this information?

...

Basically

>no action yet taken

February 2018 lmao and nothing yet

Surely there is some way to tell apart wh*Teoids. What about playing some sort of dog whistle type sound near them and seeing if they go crazy?

Or try infecting them with a disease that only wh*Teoids would be vulnerable to?

>tfw got a hidden camera spy pen
>tfw have to dress like some nerd whenever I go play at casinos now because only nerds wear shirts with pocket protectors where I can inconspicuously place my pen.
>tfw a gangster like me has to disguise myself like a nerd.
ironic, no?

>clickbait

How else does he earn enough to support the canton monkey?

>wintson and cmilk
>bright future

They didn’t even have a bright past

Or seeing if they would be willing to engage in sex acts with animals?

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who here a high IQ INTP gangster?

>I guess perfectly happy to offend all the Chinese outside of China who hold that Chinese culture and civilization is not equivalent to the political entity of the PRC
You mean like five people
It's Chinese New Year and that's the Chinese flag according to 90+% of Chinese. Maybe don't speak on their behalf.

I am INTP but myers-briggs is shit so get out of my face

There's like a hundred legit Manchus out there, so basically no one knows, at least on this thread.

but im not in ur face

just fucking genocide them and be done with it

youtu.be/Qa9w3wUWWAE

One of my assburger classmates asked my laoshi if she has ever eaten dog today, she didn't even care and said it was a korean thing. Then she went into a mini rant about korean cultural influence in chinarr

Meanwhile burgers get incensed by the mention of blackface

時是神,神是間

There is a difference between 'thinking', 'becoming', and 'knowing' one is God.

有思維的差異,成為,並知道“一”是神。

>reddit.com/r/China/comments/7xyf68/why_does_this_subreddit_hate_serpentza_and/
Wait so Serpentza has a reddit account and actually started this thread?
Oh man this will be painful...

If she didn't care why did she feel the need to make an excuse? One that isn't even true.

>QR laser engraving knives

youtu.be/OQ5LnY21Hgc

Why?

Did winston create his own wiki page?

What do people in China do on the weekends? Are there like music or film festivals or broadcasted sports?

Genuinely curious.

of course
pretty sure he also made these entries

whosdatedwho.com/dating/winston-sterzel
whosdatedwho.com/dating/sasha-hu

drink baijiu and smoke

She doesn't give a fug but likes shitting on korea is my guess

age
cute?

seen her feet?

Lol he made one about beergirl too

Can you feel that? It's the feeling of the foot fungus controlling your brain.

Bernd you need to see a doctor

burger king foot lettuce

youtube.com/watch?v=AbVfFCy3gyc

>该
怪物

this video is unsettling

>>"Watch out for that kid"
>>"Yeah wouldn't want to run him over and rob him of his bright future"
>>They both laugh
Wow they sound like dicks t-b-h
The high point of their lives was running a Youtube channel bitching about a place they've been bumming around in for a decade.
It's very common for people unsatisfied with their lives to take it out on others, so not surprising there.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=m3wiLz3criM

Me on the left

youtube.com/watch?v=lyRZnwjkUD8
>Ep. 333 - Is The West Suicidal? | The Andrew Klavan Show

Bruh, look at this dude...

>2016 + 2
>still being alt right
How embarrassing

>he's still teaching English in China
>not teaching other subjects

Just starting to learn Mandarin. What's up with the grammar? It's like caveman-tier ooga booga shit.

Do you know other languages besides English?

It actually just gets rid of the added shit that English and other languages have. It sticks to what information is needed, and the rest is guessed based on context.

Indeed, it all comes down to three things. Saying, thinking and doing. Wh*Teoids however do not know the difference between sarcasm and seriousness, because to them it is all the same.

Stupid question, but what do Chinese people think of 海龟?

Can the wh*Teoid ever say that "The United States of America is a joke of a country?" Just wondering, because even if the wh*Teoid tries to speak a different language it still might not work.

Moreover, in their moral relativist mindset even if they were to refer to China as the US they might not be able to say it because they still have to take their supposed enemy seriously. Just my experiences growing up in this godforsaken country.

>It all comes down to three things
Just my two cents, but in my experience when responding to certain opposing world views, one of three things usually wins the argument: "you're joking" (1), "that's what you want to think" (2) and "you're hallucinating" (3)

how do i work up the courage to ask a fob out on a date

Stop masturbating.

When will based China re-subjugate the degenerate shithole known as the Korean peninsula?

...

economist.com/news/americas/21737084-he-has-tried-harder-avoid-prosecution-michel-temer-trying-fix-brazils-pension

Does China spend half of its budget on socialists and retired people?

No, but the United States does.

that's asking for a lot

If you can't even do that then you don't have the willpower to succeed.