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it is Our Holy Duty to Guard against the Foreign Hordes

Thoughts on Casterly Rock?

When will Jaime realise that Brienne is the girl for him?

Does my own count?

>Ruler of the north heads south

*teleports behind you*

But can Brienne put her finger up his bum?

L.E.G.E.N.D.A.R.Y

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Tell me about Sothoryos

I had a finger in the bum as part of a medical checkup. I wouldn't want to experience it again.

looks like Highgarden

who here best girl

most consistent actor and lips improve year on year

What is his endgame?

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A FINGER IN THE BUM?

Nailed it.

It feels good if the person doing the fingering knows what they're doing, tbqhwyf

I've had more than just only a finger in the bum :)

looks like the mucked up in editing and swapped highgarden with casterly

THAT'S IT ?

AHHH Sup Forums SAVE ME

>Dr Branhattan
He went full /r9k/, he wasn't that deeply autistic before.

Did Jaime Lannister got poison on his penis

I'm glad someone else thought of this

>Don't fight in the North, or the South
>Fight every battle; everywhere, always, in your mind
>Everyone is your enemy, everyone is your friend
>Every possible series of events is happening, all at once

What did they meme by this? What is Littlefinger's fate?

How the fuck did these cuck houses rule for thousands of years?

>starks
no extended family, just one male heir
>tyrell
wiped out with no extended family
>baratheon
again wiped out with no extended family

We are to believe after so many years the families didn't branch out to be huge? Seems fucking unrealistic 2beehonest.

Who was firing the catapults? Do they have some miraculously accurate catapults on the ships?

Didnt realize that was the actual battle while tyrion was narrating desu

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isn't Casterly Rock like an entire city on a mountain/hill thing

that's thing is like 1 house

That's not how gags works.

>Dany's invasion has been set up since the start of the show
>All the hype last season
>Euron fucks it all up in two episodes
>Simultaneously getting rid of some of the worst characters in the show
How can one man be so based?

still better than Highgarden

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It's like the show doesn't give a fuck anymore

Is Euron pic related? It would certainly explain the last two episodes.

i bet some people didn't even realized that was two different castles

I'M THE ONE WHO finger people, not the way around silly

Did they just fucking copy paste all the boats?

>AND YOUR SHISHTER, I SHABBOSHE, ISH AFF THA LADDAH ASH WELL?

Remind me why based Barristan couldn't be alive for this part?

why wouldn't they?

>"but i'm not a stark"
>dragon sweeps by

BRAVO D7D

The Stark thing is explained in the books as people who became lords of Winterfell taking on the name Stark even if it's only through a distant maternal line that they inherit it.

I assume other houses do similarly, it's really the only semi-plausible way for houses holding their titles for millennia.

best girl will survive r-right?

TEN

GOOD

MEN

anticlimatic/10 tbqhdesufam

She has like 7 advisors already.

GRRM is a hack as always

>rides a dragon at 500kmph+
>the velocity doesn't tear this bitch off the cunt

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Because then someone who has decades of battle experience would be advising Dany and her mistakes would make even less sense.

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We NEEDED 5 minute shitting montages and sex scenes between Missandei and Greyworm

he'll be balls deep in Sansa soon

>I have something for that

>finger in the bum

>sex scene before the death of the character in the sex scene

wow its like this hasn't been done before

I hope you user noticed that the castles shown in ep3 are literally matte paintings plastered with post-effects to look like CGI
>Highgarden
>Casterly Rock

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> low fantasy

D&D

if you pray hard enough and get enough Good Boy Points, /ourgirl/ will be the last one standing

Does straw poll user have an episode rating yet?

extended families fought in the numerous deadly battles in the previous season, didyouevenwatchedtheshowanon?????

>i have brought together ice and fire

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Can't have someone competent coming up with a decent invasion plan.

REMINDER THAT SANSA SENTENCES LITTLEFINGER TO DEATH AND ARYA KILLS HIM

REMINDER THAT JON AND DAENERYS HAVE SEX

REMINDER THAT VISERYON IS KILLED AND BECOMES THE NIGHT KING MOUNT

REMINDER THAT JON TAKES THOROS, BERIC, THE HOUND, AND FUCKING GENDRY ON A HUNT FOR WIGHTS TO PROVE EVERYONE THE UNDEAD ARE REAL

REMINDER THAT THE SEASON ENDS WITH THE WALL FALLING

>barristan
>based

He betrayed 2 kings. What a great Kingsguard.

Does Dany's taste in men get progressively worse?

So Dany is getting SNOWED this season right?

Whats her tax policy like ?

because GRRM the hack kills him in TWOW

Why didn't Missandei just finger Grey Worn in the bum

because he's not a queer like you

I hope Petyr Banelish wins the game of thronesh

>Fight every battle; everywhere, always, in your mind
>Everyone is your enemy, everyone is your friend
>Every possible series of events is happening, all at once
>The fire rises

What did he mean by this?

Baratheon is actually one of the few houses that has been shown where they DO have extended family. Robert's uncles attended court at KL and there are a few others around.

Typically, all of them died with no children though lmao

Basically it's pretty much just the Targaryens that have a fuckload of people, as well as a few minor houses that don't matter at all.

/ourguy/

Just turn off your brain while watching. There's no other way.

showdown between Q and Meli when?

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Who else hopes littlefinger wins the gotbowl?

>you'll never be her bf
>you'll never have her roleplay as Cersei
>you'll never put a finger in her bum

trust nobody not even yourself

BANE?

>Well her is the queens most trusted advisor missandei
tyrion was advising her the whole fucking episode missandei was nowhere to be seen

what did they mean by this?

>REMINDER THAT SANSA SENTENCES LITTLEFINGER TO DEATH AND ARYA KILLS HIM

That's sad as fuck

Is Kevan Lannister still alive in the show?

>Sansa notices that fire is hot and ice is cold and remarks about it
>Littlefinger: Command Suits you!

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there should definitely be more farmland and vegetation on the right

no, he was in the sept

>at leasht you can took, who are you

no

What does Euron want from Cersei?

who /lann/ here?

>left
accurate depiction acording to the description on the books

>right
underwhelming shitty castle that looks less impressive than fucking horn hill when we've been hearing about the richness and beauty of hightgarden for the past seven seasons

He got literally BTFO at Baelor