I am Lex Luthor

...I have a proposition for you Sup Forums

Will you give me powers?

I require payment of a harem all resembling the female members of the justice league. Full on justice league, not just the main group.

Do this for me Luthor and I will acquire the cakes you desire.

do we get to fug

Lex - " rape the joker"

Who am I to haggle with humanity's greatest hero?

Are you proposing to me?

...

Look, Lex, you already offered me 1,000 dollars to drink Granny's Peach Tea and I already said no.

Just drop it. Ok?

Hey Beavis, he said "position"

Whatever your plan is, Luthor, know this.

I will stop you.

Huhu, huhu like sex and stuff.

Owen, does he have an appointment?

Just like you stopped Vandal Savage and his magical meteor?

You mean THIS meteor?

Look man. Magic can't grow back what you never had

Holy shit, I want more smug fuck Superman in my life.

Is this about making my waifu real?

Yes, user. But first I need you to kill Superman and prepare forty cakes for the ritual.

Exactly. Why did you let Superbro die?

we'd have to get morrison to team up with moore and use Dini as a focus in their spell to make that happen for any of us, user.

...and Morrison and Moore will never team up.

We have a deal, you better not skimp out and give me a midget in green body paint and a wig.

>Whatever your plan is, Luthor, know this.

My DOG will stop you.

Lex Luthor im CIA

JLA War had a pretty smug Superman.

more cocky then smug

smug supes is best supes

...

>especially you

gets me every time

His face is so smug in this one. You can tell he knows exactly what he's doing.

>spreads my ass cheeks
Oh Lexy!