/sug/ - Steven Universe General

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>NEXT EPISODE (airs Thursday):
Mindful Education

EPISODES:
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Weekly airing schedule (click to the right of the logo, times in EST)
cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html

HERE BE SPOILERS:
(Don't be a clod, mark and hide your spoilers accordingly!)
>2 minute clips and screenshots from CN's server
kametsu.com/topic/54797-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot
sug.rocks/leaks.html

OFFICIAL SITES:
stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
soundcloud.com/aivisura
keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG

MISCELLANEOUS:
>SDCC SU Panel
mega.nz/#!YYhkEaZZ!-mydwVkQAbQyx0CsH7yp34pG6MquXMPkNbkFbPuXzlU
>SDCC Zuke's SU Zine
mega.nz/#!eJ9EnSwT!8OUGwk3JOpCcrG7umF4xw3g9MKq4kp873LQvo3lxDQ8
>Show Soundtrack
mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
>Attack the Light (mobile game) Soundtrack
mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>/sug/ writebin
pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Archived threads
desuarchive.org/co/search/subject/sug/

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=a8pGS4cWbHo
change.org/p/cartoon-network-allow-cartoon-network-to-air-the-episode-lapis-lays-an-egg
youtube.com/watch?v=Hwz7YN1AQmQ
youtube.com/watch?v=bqsORusz8n4
youtube.com/watch?v=NMfdsYa3EnM&list=PLGOvv8Bziniqak1ebzd6njY9S27GdxPRL&index=5
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

poel

2nd for Steven.

how do you do it? every damn time?

Pearls being cute.

This

Believe in Steven

>you will never be smothered by her massive heart

Here we go.

maybe garnet could be kinda like a mentor in a way to lapis?? like, a more mature figure to help keep her in line, idk. whatever episode has lapis fusing for the first time since malachite can have garnet giving her a pep talk encouraging her to try it, and once lapis realizes she's right, she kinda gets a new level of respect for garnet, and tries not to disappoint her. kinda like how we've seen amethyst interact with garnet in "reformed" and "tiger millionaire".

goddammit we better get a lapis arc at some point during this season, even if it's just 2 or 3 episodes. her ill will towards garnet, amethyst, and pearl for keeping her in the mirror is something that has to be addressed.

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Merchant user here, I'm not in a good mood.

>A friend I pre-sold a set of SU pins to leaked them here yesterday.
>He then proceeded to post it on leddit.
>Co-owner I decided to halfsies on the pin order with put them up on eBay.

Well, we're boned.

The only parts I have issues with are the first two, I told him to hold off on posting them until Wednesday.

We could fly!

Ametits

>Lady of the sea
>happy as can be
>can't help but wonder
>if she'd be happier with me

>Steven doesn't likes Lion Lickers
>Last season will have him realizing she's not so bad

We're back, baby!

>Tell someone NOT leak this stuff that isn't out yet earlier then intended
>Get riled up over it

That's what happened to Dingo and it cemented the fact he has the episodes way earlier then he promises to leak.

Autism :^)

Reminder that Pearl is a Bona-Fide scientist who is fully able to build an (almost) working spaceship and a Giant Robot out of junk. That's pretty impressive despite her PTSD.

She's got so much range.

post Yellow Pearl

...

BELIEVE IN STEVEN

youtube.com/watch?v=a8pGS4cWbHo
So the Corruption Bomb was this but with less Brian Blessed, right?

Post your fav crossover fanart.

Remember when Steven was legitimately fat and stuffed his face with ice cream in the first episode.

it would also be the most logical time for Bismuth to come back in some capacity

Opal delivery service

>I appreciate the fact that you're trying to make an even dumber post but the spark just isn't there anymore
Your pussi must be hurt. See a doctor now,you may have a rare case of fuccboius pussinus hurtus,which can have a side effect of small blood drops leaking from your boipucci.

>tfw Brian Blessed will never be in Steven Universe
>"STEVEN'S ALIVE?!"

I really like the parallels you can make from SU and Madoka.

All memes aside, would you guys realy atempt to sex your favorite gem? immagine the cringe and awkwardness it would ensue. would you still do it? How would it go.

...

Reminder

He waits for a new thread, then posts it.

The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.

how cruel would it be if it had actually turned out that he could only unlock his true potential by eating Lion Lickers

ey b0ss

Wouldn't that actually make for good propaganda?

>This is a Rose Quartz.
>[video of giant amazon juggling Rubies]
>This is a Rose Quartz on Earth.
>[montage of a Ruby beating up Steven]
>Earth, not even once.

No
but then again, I don't want to sex anyone

That's from way back in Tang's SU blog, probably before she started talking to Zuke
Just good ol' weird ex-homestuck tang

no i have trouble with my actual girlfriend, a gem would be too hard.

"$5 for 10 minutes, /sug/."

cute.

HEY /sug/ ARE YOU OKAYYYY?

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>but then again, I don't want to sex anyone
fucking faggot

Yes, I am totaly fine.

>be me
>walk up to peridot
>"h-hey peri"
>she looks at me
>"d-do you know anything t-thing about s-s-seeeee..."
>faints from nervousness

Also reminder.

Garnet x Steven is going to be some really racist Rastafarian stereotype.

change.org/p/cartoon-network-allow-cartoon-network-to-air-the-episode-lapis-lays-an-egg

Remember to care and share

youtube.com/watch?v=Hwz7YN1AQmQ

YEAH

That's not a possibility.

Every day brings me closer to suicide

...Yeah...

>tfw no qt3.14 red headed space goddess

only if she has a dick

ARE YOU SURE?

YEH

...

Fucks sake Lapis just fuse with me already, you'll feel better

No.

just got the house clean, about to take a hot bath, then do some drugs. yep pretty good day so far.

meh

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Perfecto

ok m8

i'm sick, can't show up for work, and my cat is mad at me

Didn't Buddy's Book leak about this time last week? Any progress on Thursday's episode?

FREE THEM

Rose has pink hair though

I'd rather get murdercocked Jasper.

Go fuck your dogs again, maybe they'll like you for it this time.

WHO COULD FLY

don't be greedy, user

just remember to squeeze every last bit of fun out of life before making the leap.

do not focus on that which makes you want to die, be care free and happy for as long as possible before the hard cement of reality crashes into your face.

Jamie X Kevin 4 Lyfe

>he actually took his baito-desu time to actually catch the master-baito

Posting request from last thread

No.

Gauntlets and Shields will form roller skates.

Yeah just waiting for the Nioh beta to finish downloading. You?

I mean unless you work some shit job or are a shit worker you should be able to field a sick day.

Post the lewdest Steven you have

Believe in Steven!

Wow no need to be rude Lapis

Same, 5 minutes hype

No, I'm not good/hot/cute enough for her. Only Peridot and Jasper can

Lapis's theme
youtube.com/watch?v=bqsORusz8n4

Leaks!

youtube.com/watch?v=NMfdsYa3EnM&list=PLGOvv8Bziniqak1ebzd6njY9S27GdxPRL&index=5

Lappy makes me happy

so does Pearl

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what if homeworld was a gem and she woke up and ate the diamonds in the last episode and then went back to sleep for 30 quadrillion years

Yeah...I mean, I try my best user. I'm sure I can make it for awhile longer, but it's not like it's easy to forget about reality when it's jamming it's dick up my ass every 5 minutes.

>millennia of strong leadership and a society that's clear to establish everyone's values and purpose
>questioned and invariably damaged by some spur-of-the-moment radical defiant and her "lel everyone's unique and has the right to live their life as they please so FUCK your civilization xD"
>one is still holding together and not willing to hold back, and the other is a miserable failure whose entire legacy is some insignificant planet full of inferior life making not even one iota of Homeworld's contribution to the grander scheme of things

>bring me to life
can't wake up.png

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Could Garnet out-armwrestle The Goon?

How do you go from this...

To this?

>Captcha: Aylesworth Lapis

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