ITT: we fix the Spider-Man Homecoming casting

ITT: we fix the Spider-Man Homecoming casting

>Anyone other than JK Simmons as JJJ
Fuck off.

>terry crews as JJJ

Does he randomly smash through the walls to demand photos of Spider-Man?

Especially during tense or tender moments?

JK Simmons is Jim Gordon now retard. And also he's already played him in another not canon film series making his casting not work.

You got the colour of JJJ wrong.

Anna Arendshorst as Mary Jane

I love Terry Crews, so I'd be fine with it even he does nothing but a bad JK Simmons impression.

Ultimate pandering would be him playing his up-to-date next-gen crusher in the office while pretending to be "damn busy, Parker".

who is the animated one?

>emma roberts as gwen

good taste

>Mary Jane
Elizabeth Gillies
>Gwen Stacy
Dove Cameron
>Jonah
Terry Crews
>Harry
I've liked both actors that played him so far, couldn't choose another
>Flash Thompson
seriously just any blonde tall actor thats it

There has to be pandering though otherwise this adjustment just looks racist to retards.

It's based (correct) Emma.

I wanted her as MJ first but I think she has that Gwen look down.

Why is a man playing MJ? I would have the black girl.

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Mary Elizabeth Winstead as Betty Brant

As great as Michael Keaton is, I'm still upset that we're not getting Ben Kingsley as Vulture.

How much would they have to pay him to play Captain Stacy?

I know he's in the DCU now, but I don't think anyone could beat JK Simmons as JJ.

>Spider-man
Perfect as is
>Aunt May
Harris was awesome in the role
>MJ
Anna Aredshort
>Gwen
Emma Roberts
>JJJ
Simmons was fucking perfect

Ben should've been Vulture and Keaton should've been JJJ.

>tfw no Bruce Campbell Mysterio

Ooh thats actually really good

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I can see the posts now


"she doesn't look like gwen, she's too skinny. This is the EXACT DIMENSIONS of Gwen's face, see? Doesn't match at all"0

>all white people
lmao

This desu senpai.

I'm seriously going to love /tvco/'s tears when Spider-Man Homecoming releases to 90% RT and record breaking openings

>Emma Roberts

She's too fucking old.

If any of these get cast as Stormin Norman, it'll all be well.

I don't think anyone doubts it's going to make big money, user, it's spider-man and iron man.

As much as I hate changing the race of the character for MUH DIVERISTY's sake.
I think Terry Crews could pull off a good JJJ

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Eric Roberts is up for anything. He can go from recording voice over for A Talking Cast? to then go work on something like the Dark Knight.

I know I'm going to love it. I just wanted white Peter, MJ, and Stacy. Literally everyone else can be black.

She's 25, people have played high school students at older ages. Saw her in Nerve last week and she didn't seem too old in that movie.

I'll love the movie because Spider-Man.

I'll still miss Raimi cause I'm a pleb

>casting a man as Gwen
I know's he's convincing but come on.

REALLY

Emma Roberts is way too old. Older people can play younger people but if you look at the entire class of Homecoming right now, they look like they could pass as middle schoolers if they really needed to. They're trying to hit a solid look of a specific age.

Bella Thorne is a horrible actress. I'd be ok with Terry Crews, he plays a similar role in Brooklyn Nine Nine whenever he gets angry but I think it would be a waste of Crew's comedic styling if hes just angry all the time.

it's almost like the characters are white or something

>It's a "All characters have to look EXACTLY how I think they should look, even though comic books are a fluid medium by nature and characters' appearences can change with little or no warning" episode

These are my favorite.

Also this guy should be JJ.

God bless you, user.

But user, don't you know every time characters change, eventually they'll always go back to the status quo, that's how capeshit works.

its almost like this is an alt universe with a black nick fury

Face it Parker, my nigga, you hit the blackpot!