Would your dad ever allow you and a friend to discuss boobs right in front of him and his friend?

Would your dad ever allow you and a friend to discuss boobs right in front of him and his friend?

Does Dale even have rules for Joseph?

Things like don't put our address on the internet,don't spill the mtn dew on the cigarettes in the basement and to always rub bits on sand on his hands to ward off alien pregnancy.

F...friend?

No, because he's afraid of him. Hank sets the rules for Joseph.

Of course he would, he's always there for me, I don't have a hole in my life. I'm perfectly fine. I know exactly who he is and what he looks like...

Me and my friends used to download porn from BBSes on my dad's computer.

When he found out he showed me how to use the printer so I could take the pictures back home with me.

My dad was proud I liked girls

I don't see my dad giving a shit.

I just watched the episode where Hank has to throw a football to win a million dollars. Such a fucking frustrating episode

I don't really talk much about that with my friends and I didn't talk much about girls with friends when I was a kid, and specially wouldn't talk about it with my parents near, but I remember one time I was with a cousin and my dad in the car and my dad and he said we could play to put grades on the women we see and would suggest one girl and we have to say what we think about her. It was mostly because he was worried that I didn't show any kind of interest, but it was akward to talk about that. Now I'm 26 years old, I'm straight, but still a kissless virgin and never had a girlfriend. I don't like to talk about it, but my parents from time to time ask me if I like girls or if I would like to have a girlfriend.
So, to answer your question, yes, he would allow it, but I wouldn't do it.

Are you me in eight years?
My dad does the same shit to me all the time

He'd welcome any signs I care about girls sexually. It's just an awkward topic to discuss with my parents and I don't like to do so.
Pops once got drunk and was going on about how good it felt to cum in my mom when for some reason he said "you'll know what it feels like someday."
Then choking on his beer he hastily added "With your own girlfriend, not your mom."
Good times.

I'm sorry bro.

lmao

I can't decide whether Dale would be an awesome dad or a terrible one.

awesome when your young, slightly annoying when your older

How about Hank? Would he be a great dad or a terrible one?

>At least they aren't gay, so I'm okay with this.

Mine too. He was so worried I'd turn out to be a total queer.

He didn't live to see what a waifu-fag I'd become.

Thank god?

My grandad bought me a hooker when I turned 15 and my dad was in on it. As far as talking about breasts in front of him with my friend, I don't recall the need to. He never blocked the playboy channel though and that's usually what me and my friends watched during sleepovers

I'll put it this way: at his funeral my maternal grandmother said to me, "You're better off without him". This was right in front of, and well within earshot of his grieving friends and family.

Hank told Bobby exactly which ladder Bobby should use to get over the fence to talk to/make out with Connie.

Hank was proud of Bobby when Kahn was chasing him after discovering him shirtless in Connie's room.