North Korean gymnast saddest gold medal winner ever

Why was he so glum, Sup Forums?

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asiatic people don't don't smile in public

hed rather live in brazil

He wishes he was back in best korea with the eternal warmth and wisdom of the respected Marshall.

And the north Korean government probably will kill him when he comes back for eating McDonald's

Tfw n. K. Is a massive social experiment by s.k to see how long a secluded meglomaniac can stay a float in 2000+16

being exited would probably be dishonuabru

>Why was he so glum, Sup Forums?
Because at the end of it all he has to go back to North Korea.

>"dammit, i left the iron on"

Why are you people so ecstatic about awards?

The guy just did what he could and isn't surprised about it in the least.

He knows that Kim is just gonna take it when he gets back

He realised everything he was taught was a lie and even Brazil is better than the shit hole he has to go back to

Feels bad.

Really bad.

Right in the feels

>go to Brazil
>"Is this what outside world is like? thank god leader is still here to save is!"
>go back to NK thinking it's better than the rest of the world

Hilarious.

>you foor! you reave iron on two week! dat fourteen dorrah worf of erectrishity! your great grandchidren wirr stirr be paying dis offu!

emotion is for the weak

Because if he got less than a platinum his family would be killed.

He didnt win Platinum.

Didn't knew chinks had the word "emotions" in the dictionary.

>medals are now govt property
>based kim will be wearing it during missile tests

>North Korean government officials, sent to Rio to accompany the Olympic team, had confiscated their free cellphones, given out by Samsung, to prevent the athletes contacting anyone.
>The athletes were also reportedly banned from visiting tourist sites or spending time with athletes from other teams.

It's the face of a prisoner who got to see just that brief glimmer of light from the outside.

Once you achieve your life goal and realize you are no longer of value to the state.

didn't know israel was a country lol

Kim is probably forbidding him from taking part in the orgies

Brutal

I wonder if North Korea has this problem a lot.

Native born going outside North Korea and seeing the world for what it really is I mean.

LEL

Because he can see the DEGENERACY of the west perfectly clear. His beliefs are proven right. Brazil is a disgusting western pig shithole.

North Korea is a beautiful traditional place free from cultural degeneracy. Breathing the foul air of Brazil makes him sad.

He knows that he, and his fellow athletes, are going to be publicly executed the moment they spill a word about the 'outside world'.

>asians
>feelings
pick one

that's probably the happiest he's ever looked in his life

oy vey

Btfo how will the kikes recover

This is fucked up, if it's true. Imagine getting a lifetime opportunity and being told to wait in you room all week.

I'd have the same face.

Sup Forums
What if a North Korean athlete scapes during the Olympics in order to don't go back to best Korea?

They do, actually.

So North Korea likes to have foreign cash. They get this by running restaurants, staffed entirely by North Korean workers, who run the restaurant cash-only and send the cash back to the motherland.

North Korea has had problems keeping these places running because the staff keeps defecting.

I'm sure the staff's family gets threatened too but at some point I guess it makes sense to say "Fuck it, at least SOMEONE in this goddamn family is getting out of hell."

noob destroyed

Chinese banter is pretty decent

Angry cuz baba can't afford dental care?

Because now he has to go back to NK and eat dogs.

Kek. Israel #rekt

Because he was born a gook.

t. sad gook

>Because he can see the DEGENERACY of the west perfectly clear. His beliefs are proven right. Brazil is a disgusting western pig shithole.
Shit he's right.

This

fpbp

Those ignorant of history won't know that 19th Century Japan had to literally train their negotiators on how to smile to avoid looking so creepy in the eyes of Europeans.

Asians didn't smile in the past.
They had to learn and adapt.
It's a recent 20th century thing.

It's likely North Koreans being as insular as they are don't have the custom.
One of them was caught not knowing how to clap either.

Thank you for pointing this out

He will be executed apon arrival back to the DPRK

good one mister chinaman

>North Korea is a beautiful traditional place free from cultural degeneracy

He's gonna do a runner and he wont see his family again.

absolute savagery based china man

keep the good work up kim

You are overusing this proxy.
6th time I've seen it in the past months.
*yawn*

JUST

lol

I don't know. NK is getting better apparently. This docu talked about KJU sending people overseas to learn about freemarket capitalism, and none of the people who left failed to return to NK because they like it there.

how many dogs have you eaten today?

Probably not much desu mate.
He could run away to the US and we'd be like:
"You are a North Korean Olympic gold medalist who wants to defect?"
"(Korean for yes)"
"Deal"
Then next Olympics we'll have him parade old glory in front of the team wearing a shirt that says something catty like "Suck a dick north korea".
Meanwhile mr gloom gets to come here, get mad interviews about North Korea and living there and blah blah blah, democracy's superiority is once again enforced in the global media etc etc etc.
North Korea then get so pissed they storm the dmz, launch missiles that fail 2 miles from the launchpad, seal team 6 comes in and teabags the lifeless corpse of Kim for keks, goes viral, seal team six killed by government, bam.

Democracy fuck yes.

>custom
Its supposed to be an involuntary human reaction to happiness

EHUEHEUEHE
BASED CHINA
Very good

>We are better now guise, if you dont belive me, you can read this book I wrote.
>t. KJU

More like they returned because their friends and family would be at the mercy of their government if they didn't.

Mind you for as bad as it gets it will always be home

>One of them was caught not knowing how to clap either.
This triggers the burger

And hopefully his whole family and close friends do not get tortured and brutally murdered because of him

If I remember correctly, the last football world wup NK team was qualified had some of the players escaping at the end of the group stage.

I do know we never heard from some of the players again..(even though I thought they did a great job in the group stage, and scrored against brasil which is a pretty nice feat when you see the difference in skills).

I'm sure they'll bring him out for parades and such for a few years at least.

and his family gets killed at NK

Well, that's probably fake. It's like Cuba: If they did really like It, why would the govt forbid them to choose If they want to stay or leave?

There's that guy who escaped from NK to South Korea and passed away for a long time simply because of the culture shock he had watching people smiling, having normal lives, etc.

Cant remember his name tough.

See
And when someone fucks up the punishment continues for three generations. That's why he's sad. I feel bad for those poor people. Like legit bothers my soul.

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Got to get out if you can mate.
Besides, North Korea is so bad, I doubt they'll even notice the savage beatings.

The docu was made by Xive and was unbiased imho. They talked about all the terrible things KJU has done. They also talked about how he has embraced some freemarket principle similart to China in the 1980s. NK has a growing middle class. It was a great docu, would recommend to anyone.

North Koreans are like Americans. They can't go long without their interracial porn.

Eh.
He can still continue his bloodline in the US.

One rice has been deposited onto your plate

So many fools fall for western anti-korean propaganda

WAKE UP

ICELAND EXPLAIN

Hes surrounded by booing chimps

I would live in hell to keep my brother and parents out of hell. I doubt he would not too

You guys forced me to go here.

> The only countries left in 2011 without a Central Bank owned by the Rothschild Family are:

>Cuba

>North Korea

>Iran
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What? The 3 rogue states?
WHAT A FUCKING COINCIDENCE!!!

>interracial in Mongolia and NK

It is true, they're very protective of their image and don't want them to know anything about other places that they can't control.
rekt

They kill his family and anyone he has ever talked to.

likely means interracial with other asians lol

I wouldn't be surprised if in NK having sex with a SK was considered interracial

DING DING DING

RIGHT ANSWER

Elf porn is considered interracial.

2real4me

Quality post

Savagely Rekt

RICED

North Koreans are a defeated, broken people. Their state has robbed them of all dignity and sense of self.

>hurr best korea

Epic. Simply epic.

I wonder if all the athletes end up having "unfortunate accidents" when they return.
Doubt it, but wouldn't doubt it.

But they are already in hell.
He however has a chance to become rich famous and protected.

There is no moral injustice created by him, it was already present, the fact that his government likely would punish his family and friends is the proof of this.

>because they're culturally isolated and not used to western customs like burger clapping they're broken people

lmao

Because he's not acting like a retarded boomer and laughing and joking and yukking it up! Yeah, buddy! Wooo! Yeah! Hahaha! Whoo!

North Korean culture is serious and there's nothing wrong with that.

His family would be put in a labor camp. For the next three generations - he his family would be in the labor camp. Think about it. The children they had in the camp, would be prisoners, and so would their children. Living so close to starvation that it is similar to being waterboarded. Your mind broken to pieces with the fear of torture, and plenty of a actual torture, until you denounce your own friends and send them to be tortured in your place - even though you know they will denounce you and you'll have to be tortured too.

Remember, no one is doing this to them. They are doing it to themselves. They are the worst thing humanity has ever shit out.

Thanks, kim on a u.k proxy

Jesus fucking christ, the feels. She turns to her with a look that says "smile and clap like me or we will both be punished"
Fuck this really hurts.

Kek

as opposed to the nigger and jew and latino filled american team?

Wait how am I not supposed to prefer the Nkorean team to the American team again?

Get shit on

Shut the fuck up Dave.

>tfw best korea is better at almost everything than your own country
Kill me pls