CERN admits human sacrifice video was filmed on campus, says it was a prank

theguardian.com/science/2016/aug/18/fake-human-sacrifice-filmed-at-cern-with-pranking-scientists-suspected


>“These scenes were filmed on our premises but without official permission or knowledge,” a Cern spokeswoman told Agence France-Presse in an email.

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youtube.com/watch?v=29t-p0YIhCc
youtube.com/watch?v=3GhcCdqCz5E
m.disclose.tv/action/viewvideo/230195/dr__edward_mantill_warns_of_a_possable_world_of_electrical_storms_after_cerns_new_upgrades_/
lipstickalley.com/showthread.php/1067614-Weird-Ritual-at-CERN-Mock-Sacrifice
theregister.co.uk/2009/11/06/lhc_dimensional_portals/
metro.co.uk/2016/06/29/uh-oh-what-on-earth-is-happening-at-the-large-hadron-collider-5974846/
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It's just a prank bro

IT WAS ALL JUST A PRANK BROS!

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Yeah, OK. It was just a prank, bro. Chill out.

>tfw this is actually real life

>we wuz JUST pretending to be retarded
JUST

Exactly what they want you to think

Everybody is going to automatically say it's a prank. Nobody is going to question this article on any level?

Even if it was a prank, what message were they trying to send?

Lol, I am sure them trying to force open a door to the demon realm is also a prank.

Absolutely no way this could be pulled off without (((official))) sanction.

CERN is locked down tighter than some military bases.

And the sacrificing chickens to moloch in official emails...

JUST A PRANK!

ALL THESE PRANKS!

this isn't even how you do it lol

where are the 6 candles?

you call that a proper formation??

where is the basin to collect her blood???
where are the sigils??

F A K E
A
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Nataraja (Tamil: "நடராசர்" or Kooththan கூத்தன், The King of Dance) is a depiction of the Hindu God Shiva as the cosmic dancer who performs his divine dance (called Tandavam) to destroy a weary universe and prepare for its renewal, by the god Brahma who starts the process of creation.

-Statue in Cern

They who? Do you know who dun it?

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>CERN is locked down tighter than some military bases.
lol you watch too much anime.

It was kind of fake-looking, honestly.
But if it's some real shit and they're just covering it up, I don't know. Also, I'm pretty sure they were actual students or people that worked there. You wouldn't need to get on campus to do this if that was the case.

Fucking tight asses. Let people have their fun after working all day.

Well that is odd. Victor is a bit of a wierdo.

i bet y'all believe that pizza delivery guy walking in on an occult party is real too

COME ON Sup Forums

>Raping women
>Get caught
>Dude its just a prank bro I got a camera right there
>Give the lady a high five yeah I got you bro it was just a prank
>Go to jail anyway

Since we don't get it, the joke is on us, goys.
>cue the top X pranks yt vids

SO YOUR TELLING ME IT JUST A PRANK BRO

They accomplish this through the use of anti-matter, which is produced at particle colliders.

Anti-matters effect on our reality may be the reason for the so called mandela effect, which i can verify is 100% way too real.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antimatter

>In addition to antibaryons, anti-nuclei consisting of multiple bound antiprotons and antineutrons have been created. These are typically produced at energies far too high to form antimatter atoms (with bound positrons in place of electrons). In 1965, a group of researchers led by Antonino Zichichi reported production of nuclei of antideuterium at the Proton Synchrotron at CERN.[38]

>In 1995, CERN announced that it had successfully brought into existence nine hot antihydrogen atoms by implementing the SLAC/Fermilab concept during the PS210 experiment.

>In 1999, CERN activated the Antiproton Decelerator, a device capable of decelerating antiprotons from 3500 MeV to 5.3 MeV — still too "hot" to produce study-effective antihydrogen, but a huge leap forward.

>Recent data released by CERN states that, when fully operational, their facilities are capable of producing ten million antiprotons per minute.[52]

>In 2011, CERN scientists were able to preserve antihydrogen for approximately 17 minutes.[57]

>"Antimatter atoms produced and trapped at CERN". CERN. 17 November 2010. Retrieved 20 January 2011.

>CERN Webcasts (RealPlayer required)

"Angels and Demons". CERN. Archived from the original on 27 March 2014. FAQ from CERN with information about antimatter aimed at the general reader, posted in response to antimatter's fictional portrayal in Angels & Demons


Bonus meme magic:

>www2.slac.stanford.edu/tip/special/cp.htm

>What is direct CP violation?
By Davide Castelvecchi

>666 in the logo

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It's a bit too realistic. It looks quite creepy actually rather than fun.

This is why they went after him. After so many effigies were destroyed, it pissed 'em off, and various assets got the green light for regime change. Forget the 'oh he was pro-russian' narrative nonsense!

>lol you watch too much anime.

Real life politics and occult mystery schools are way more interesting than any anime.

Non fiction doesn't do anything for me to be honest.

Well be fine

Come on, no one would look at that and think it's real.

>1488

It's all gonna be ok.

post video pls?

>implying the formation isn't a sigil..
fucking summer

Why do they always miss the wings?

Couldnt even find this on google had to do it myself

Whether it's a prank or not these fucking niggers are pissing me off I can't believe this assholes

calm down sir

You're missing the point. It's not "real" or "fake", the fact is that there's no way some random person pulled this off. This is a message and we were meant to see it, just like the bohemian grove shit.

9/11 has too many holes in it on purpose. You should know this shit, being a jew

So...video anyone? This is the first ive heard of this.

>Everything is a message
>Instead of them having fun, surely they tried to relay a deep criticism of the Hindu religion!
Tinfoil off please. These are just people having fun.

Google cern hoax

Montel is now Jeantel. I can't believe it's not butter is I can't believe it's margarine. CNN is CNÑ and there's now 10 feet in a yard

The eye sees what it wants to see

The mind believes what it wants to believe

youtube.com/watch?v=29t-p0YIhCc

This isn't creepy as fuck, its just a prank.

Of course you're a fucking kike

Fuck off faggot yeah I bet you think 9/11 was 19 muslims and osama bin laden too huh

What did he mean by this? Is this post some deep criticism of Western society and the oppression of women? I bet it is.

Great, abother thread full of nigger-tier illuminati conspiracy theories

Yeah, it's a "message" by cern workers who think it's fucking hilarious you idiots think they do anything besides stare at machinery and computers all day that smashes atoms into each other.

FIRE THE THREAD DERAILERS TRAINING SUPERVISOR AND HIRE ME INSTEAD, MY GOD

youtube.com/watch?v=3GhcCdqCz5E

Psychological manipulation.

>Look guys we all know you believe this so we did this as a prank, haha. Come on don't be silly we don't do this who would.

m.disclose.tv/action/viewvideo/230195/dr__edward_mantill_warns_of_a_possable_world_of_electrical_storms_after_cerns_new_upgrades_/

Speaking of CERN you guys know lighting has been unusually seen around the world, CERN cunts got new upgrades

Can't wait till America falls so the Goatfuckers next door can walk in and kill every single person in your vermin race.

Man, polposting with an Israeli flag is the best.

IT WAS HILARY OBVIOUSLY, AFTER GETTING US READY WITH CHICKEN SACRIFICE LEAKS

You people are like little babies.
The CERN scientists are the good guys.
The built this machine in order to create a dimensional portal.
Through this portal they can communicate with other worldly beings.
Don't you see?
They built this so we could talk to him....

Way to walk right into it. Take off your tinfoil hats and stop believing stupid shit.

lipstickalley.com/showthread.php/1067614-Weird-Ritual-at-CERN-Mock-Sacrifice

>"CERN employees prank conspiracy theorists, and it works"

Its embedded in OP's article.

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why the fuck would they prank conspiracy theorists?

they've had fucking years to do it, why now?

As I stated here;
They produce anti-matter for the military-industrial complex and attempt to open doors to other dimensions.

theregister.co.uk/2009/11/06/lhc_dimensional_portals/

>"Out of this door might come something, or we might send something through it," said Sergio Bertolucci, who is Director for Research and Scientific Computing at CERN, briefing reporters including the Reg at CERN HQ earlier this week.


>take off the tinfoil hat guys come on

What did he mean by that?

I thought all the storms and earthquakes/tsunamis were caused by HAARP?

YOU GOTTA OPEN YOUR MIND WHEN YOU LIVE IN A WORLD WITH LEAKS PROVING THAT THE TOP OFFICIALS IN THE GOV'T MAKE RITUAL SACRIFICES TO MOLOCH BOIIIII

ALSO PRAISE KEK

wtf i hate owls now

>JIDF making a comeback

Did Hillary throw you guys another 6 million too?

she gets slippery when shes wet

JUST A PRANK BRO

>lipstickalley.com/showthread.php/1067614-Weird-Ritual-at-CERN-Mock-Sacrifice

Nice source faggot. A fucking forum.

Heres what real sources look like

God damn fucking Satanic Jews, it probably wasn't a fucking prank.

>hehehe goys it was just a prank
>posts shit source

One question if it was a prank why don't they reveal themselves and say it was, who was the woman that was in the alleged prank why hide her identity as well.

SHUT IT DOWN

>lipstickalley isn't a real source
Are you retarded? They put out reliable news faster than Faux News or CNN.

What do you know about......THISSSSSS?

>smart pranksters having sport with conspiracy nuts again
I hope you people know you're just playing into the game.

we don't pay them to troll

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Cicada 3301?

I'm surprised we aren't more worried about this prank


metro.co.uk/2016/06/29/uh-oh-what-on-earth-is-happening-at-the-large-hadron-collider-5974846/

The prank is people like you losing their minds over the lack of explanation.

>implying The Register is any better
Also, I'm going to need source for
>antimatter for military applications
>antimatter as the cause of the "Mandela Effect"

OP here gonna post my berenstein shift list

Berenstein Bears is now BERENSTAIN Bears
Interview with a/the vampire
sex in/and the city
mirror mirror on the wall/magic mirror
chic-fil-a/chick (some remember chik)
luke/no, I am your father
If you build it they/he will come
Smokey the Bear/Smokey Bear
beautiful day in the/this neighborhood
we're gonna need a bigger/you're gonna need
daylight savings/daylight saving time
cruella Deville/De vil
book of isiah-the lion shall lay down with the lamb/the wolf shall lay down with the lamb
sketchers/skechers (shoes)
Proctor & Gamble/Procter & Gamble
Life is/was like a box of chocolates
dilemna/dilemma
You say tomato/You like tomato
new zealand moved from above to below australia
Australia moved closer to Southeast Asia
Panama Canal is now north to south not east to west
n*sync/*nsync
Reba Mcintyre/McEntire
puce changed from yellowish to pinkish

IT WAS A PRANK BRO!

Chartreuse changed from burgundy/purplish to neon yellow/green (almost as if they switched)
JC Penny/JC Penney
Charles Shultz/Charles shulz
looney toons/looney tunes
52 states, not 50 states and 2 territories. Flag still had 50 stars
Madagascar did not have 22 million people living there
Spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down In THE most delightful way/In A most delightful way
VW logo didnt have a line through it separating the V and W
Picture of Henry the VIII with a turkey leg??
Dr. Doolittle/Dolittle
Fruit Loops/Froot Loops
Publically/Seperate
MLK assassination was fairly close, multiple shots, handgun not sniped with a single shot with a rifle
“Go home, walter” was mike not the black guy
Jiffy/Jif peanut butter
Barbara Streisand/Barbra Streisand
Svalbard? Norway seed bank is now Svalbard Seed Bank
North Pole ice land mass and explorer Edmundson never existed
Japan is next to Russia and Korea instead of China
Fidel Castro died around 2008
“Me Tarzan, you Jane” never happened
“Beam me up, Scotty” never happened either
Curious George had a tail
“Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown” no great pumpkin

Oscar Meyer/Oscar Mayer
Lincoln Logs/Link'n Logs (unconfirmed)
South America moved east

New york is further south than Boston, and Rome

Tobasco/Tabasco

Febreeze/Febreze

Double Stuffed Oreos/Double Stuf

“Spare the rod, spoil the child” is not in the Bible

Lindbergh baby was found

C3PO has a silver leg (unconfirmed)

(Popeye character) Olive oil/Olive oyl

Book of Revelations/Book of Revelation

Sarah McLaughlin/McLachlin

Richard Scarey/Scarry

Dan Ackroyd/Aykroyd

The birds (hitchcock) was black and white/was color

>sex in the city
>cruella de vil
>dilemna
>you like tomato
>reba mcentire

having illliterate crackhead parents isn't a case for the mandela effect

Fuck off mexico, this is first world countries only in my thread.

You will pay for the wall.

Those Ritual Converse Hi-tops!

and that 3 second invocation when he just walks up and "stabs" the bitch while everyone's wearing halloween costume "evil wizard robes"

seems legit!

>what do I know though?

>the so called mandela effect, which i can verify is 100% way too real.

Considering how unreliable eye-witness memories have proven to be, time and time again, it reeks of bullshit.

youtube.com/watch?v=-KffGHRXED0

>Tobasco
I'm from Tabasco, that's just you Americans butchering the language.

You know 'the lesser keys of king solomon' was more than likely a forgery right?

What are you implying? of course its a prank what else could it be? you niggers watch too many stupid horror movies.
>Herp dem scientheists be opening dem gates of hell Cletus better prep for the rapture herp

>thinking footwear is discussed as part of these rituals.

>Anti-matters effect on our reality may be the reason for the so called mandela effect, which i can verify is 100% way too real.

Don't count on it... Rich and powerfulisls are actually crypto Jews...

Jews are running Iran.

Sup Forums USED TO BE /new/
!!!Alternate Sup Forums timeline no one mentions!!!

No, it was not real. Painfully obvious to anyone knowledgeable in the occult, rituals & magick.

t. /x/phile.