Sixpack and Dogwelder Storytime

It's time for real heroes

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How did Haken get smart?

Wait so if section 8 had not dealt with the petting zoo zombies who the fuck would have.

Admitidly i have not read much stuff with starfire and i know the cameos are all having there character bent a little but i have no idea where this stuff is coming from.

>Those events
kek

He read a lot after... you know...

Shit is that constintine
>silk cuts
Fuck yeah it is.

Why does it say book 7 instead of #7

OH SHIT
I was not expecting that i guess thats why pg wanted somebody else to handle it.

So Sup Forums for who does the specter come.

Im thinking either dogwelder for sins comited in the ancient past hinted at or somebody whos not a member of section 8 obvious answer is constintine but then what has he done to have divine wrath finaly catch up with him. (Incidentally hellblazer #1 was really good i look forward to thd storytime)
Maybe it was catwoman specter was just to slow to arive

BueƱo looks a bit too eager there. HEAVY petting zoo?

Booster Gold.

The Convergence joke is low hanging, but I laughed anyway

>THIS FUCKING PAGE
Selina, behave!

Starfire quoting Lovecraft is hilarious for some reason

Because it means volume 7, not issue 7

This is the worst part of Garth Ennis.
Some will like this, others will hate it.

Fucking shit damnit hell DC I'd love to give you my money for this but I just can't buy something containing a character who looks as disgusting as Six Pack.

Did he come for Bueno? I mean if someone has a long record it's him.

Oh i see.

Wow I usually don't feel depressed until 5:30 pm

My Struggle by Mel Gibson?

Good find.didn't notice that

An intriguing 1st issue. I' m eager to see where this will lead.

Koriand'r's seen some shit.

>Starfire

My fucking sides.

It's obviously Sixpack. Guy should be dead.

Man, frank really let himself go

>Starfire just quoting random lines from Lovecraft
I can't

Okay, guys, this comic is funny af, but I can't understand shit. Any recommendations to read about this guys? I mean, I've seen Hitman and Bueno in some crossovers with League in Morrison's JLA and that's all.

>Any recommendations to read about this guys?

...How about Hitman?

Theres hitman and all star section 8.

>hellblazer #1 was really good i look forward to thd storytime
For that matter where the fucks the titans storytime im used to waiting around for john but im suprised titans is not up yet (am i in the minority of loving titans so far)

Okay, thx.

Is this what millenials find funny?

>le epic Constantine reference

I see, maximum pandering

>Is this what millenials find funny?
And what year were you born in, grandpa?

You're a millennial, user. Stop with the self-hating. There are professionals that can help.

You know hes a character in the next issue right.

bump

Six Pack have good taste in comics.

Someone crop out Starfire saying "he comes" for a reaction image

Kida weird seeing Dillion draw Section 8.

Guts will never stop being horrible.

AWESOME cover.

WE

Wee Hughie with the glasses!

>Last o' the line started out under the pyramids

I was worried about McCrea not drawing this but hey still very good. I like that Ennis does more work for DC lately. Kind of excited for the Dasterdly and Muddly comic

I love the Idea that random superheros go to Noonans sleazy bar just to shoot the shit because no one cares that they are there

WTF?

I'd read Ennis' Booster Gold

What in the fuck?

I know it's not likely gonna happen but I just wanna see Tommy one more time :(

wat.

Are the best heros

The implication is he dogwelded his children

What is he throwing up?

Implication my ass, we saw it at the end of the last series.
This is just the first time we've seen anyone with the dog removed.

Come to think of it why have we still not seen any more of the magical psychiatrist from zattana

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>bueno in hell

Jesusfuck why? Just fucking why? The Dogwelding force is a cruel mistress.

Guys, is it wrong that I find Guts kinda cute?

I mean, Baytor is an Archduke of Hell.

Perfect

Captain Marvel is what he means?

Oh yeah i forgot about that.
Considering this is a dogwelder and sixpack book im guessing there just getting the rest of section 8 out of the way in the most spectacular way possible

Well they're fucked now.

I assume so

Anyone want to storytime All Star Section 8?

Would Specter actually care about that? I mean he's something like Evil Incarnate, I feel it should not count.

Don't say that too loudly or you might hear "Bueno" behind you in a dark alley.

>what really happened to the Waynes

It's Dogwelder. In section eight, the old dogwelder was shown in hell after dying.

Probably Baytor, since he used to be a prince of Hell until Etrigan brought him to Gotham.

>Constantine still speaking with the uber-cockney accent like he did in his cameo in the last mini

Something tells me this ain't exactly gonna be the John Ennis wrote during his Hellblazer-run.

So..Hacken has appeared in a Superman book a few weeks ago...but he was back to his old, mohawk form. WTF happened?

A barber happened.

I have read a lot of Starfire. It STILL doesn't make sense.