/sug/ - Steven Universe General

Lapis' egg Edition

Previous Thread: >NEXT EPISODE (airs Thursday):
Mindful Education (August 25th, 2016): youtube.com/watch?v=bYoNLEICtjc
Future Boy Zoltron (September 1st, 2016)
Gem Harvest (September 8th, 2016) (unconfirmed)

EPISODES:
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Weekly airing schedule (click to the right of the logo, times in EST)
cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html

HERE BE SPOILERS:
(Don't be a clod, mark and hide your spoilers accordingly!)
>2 minute clips and screenshots from CN's server
kametsu.com/topic/54797-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot
sug.rocks/leaks.html

OFFICIAL SITES:
stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
soundcloud.com/aivisura
keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG

MISCELLANEOUS:
>SDCC SU Panel
mega.nz/#!YYhkEaZZ!-mydwVkQAbQyx0CsH7yp34pG6MquXMPkNbkFbPuXzlU
>SDCC Zuke's SU Zine
mega.nz/#!eJ9EnSwT!8OUGwk3JOpCcrG7umF4xw3g9MKq4kp873LQvo3lxDQ8
>Show Soundtrack
mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
>Attack the Light (mobile game) Soundtrack
mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>/sug/ writebin
pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Archived threads
desuarchive.org/co/search/subject/sug/

Other urls found in this thread:

wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/a/ad/Soldier_paincrticialdeath04.wav?t=20100625222454
change.org/p/cartoon-network-allow-cartoon-network-to-air-the-episode-lapis-lays-an-egg
wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/5/58/Soldier_no03.wav?t=20100625233341
porigoshi.tumblr.com/post/149420873384/new-episode-of-steven-universe-this-thursday
soundcloud.com/oolay-tiger/nsfw-steven-universe-peridot-couch-audition
circumsoldat.tumblr.com/post/149403272457/can-you-send-the-gods-spine-to-fuck-up-the-gems
sug.rocks/leaks.html
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Lappy makes me happy

Пepeкaтилcя - c фиoлeтoвoй oбжopкoй cлилcя.

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Will Jasper ever find peace with herself

>it's a Connie on her period episode

Lappy eggs are not safe for consumption, please do not attempt to ingest them, no matter how much she asks you to

I want to do incredibly lewd things to Pearl.

*BONK*

Wait a minute what the fuck is going on in this spoiler pic?

Does this mean it's all a dream and we aren't actually getting sapphy what the fuck rebecca?

>this edition

wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/a/ad/Soldier_paincrticialdeath04.wav?t=20100625222454

nth for cute green gem

No she has DOG AIIIIIDSSSSS

Здpaвcтвyйтe, / SuG /

But you cant. And will never be able to.

I am confuzzled

И тeбe нe хвopaть.

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DELETE THIS THREAD

ahem

change.org/p/cartoon-network-allow-cartoon-network-to-air-the-episode-lapis-lays-an-egg

remember to care and share

They're in fusion-space

I really thought it was gonna be Sapphire seeing some shit, but it's just Garnet recollecting a time she went through "X" similar situation as Stevonnie is going through in this episode

future vision

it's a song sequence, where Garnet explains in song some reservations between Ruby and Sapphire.

who is she??

Man, /sug/ has really slowed down since the end of the nuke.

The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.

>it's a PERIOD episode

She gets my dick wet every night.

user lapis doesn't lay eggs. that's solidified poop

Mrs. P

>Something happens with Stevonnie in her fight with fusion hollow pearl which causes Connie to be depressed over the fusion/herself.
>Garnet the mental guru helps Connie sort out whatever problem she's going through and allow her into her mind.
>Flashback of some conflict between ruby and sapphire relating to Connies problem

wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/5/58/Soldier_no03.wav?t=20100625233341

Anyone here watch Sentai? Where does one start. Maybe Kamen Rider because he looks cool

It's Peridot with parts of her body poorly coloured black

I wanna doink Connie in her spicy curry cunny.

No. please no

I hope Connie dies

You are more annoying then the lapis lays a egg user.

porigoshi.tumblr.com/post/149420873384/new-episode-of-steven-universe-this-thursday

TOMORROW.

STEVEN UNIVERSE GETS TRIGGERED.

Connie is shit and makes all episodes she's in shit with her downer presence

Her downer presence isn't even the problem with her episodes.

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Im just going to leave this here soundcloud.com/oolay-tiger/nsfw-steven-universe-peridot-couch-audition
10/10 you won't regret (maybe)

>the episode is called "Mindful Education" because it takes place in fusion mindspace

You mean "itself". It's an "it" now.

He's a hero to us all.
Fighting the meme egg menace.

i feel guilty getting turned on by this but then i realize i would have the same reaction or better without the whole roleplay aspect anyways

>or better
>better
What was they meant by this?

I got a boner from this.

HOW COME THIS BE
WE GETTING EPISODE ON THE NORMAL TIME
WHERE IS OUR EXCLUSIVENESS?
WHAT WE ARE NOW, NORMIES?

Stop posting this, it doesn't even sound like her.

yes

i'm too scared to hear it
please tell me what happens so i can prepare myself

peridot gets fucked [/spoiler[

The script is okay and the moaning is hot, but the voice is off.

bepis in her pepis

someone with a shitty peridot impression makes anime dick sucking noises for 4 minutes

agreed
anti-sjws are way more annoying than sjws

need an edit of this

We got a 2 min preview and screenshots the day before.

We might get a 1:00PM leak tomorrow.

drinking bears

bears


bears

>WHAT WE ARE NOW, NORMIES?
weren't we always?

they're in fusion space

quadruple fusion with human parts

>emotional funtimes on the inside
>a fucking evangelion on the outside

there's different levels of your dick getting hard. level 1 is like a quick hard-on that goes away within seconds. level 2 has some substance to it and would make for a good fap. level 3 is like holy shit i don't think i can stop myself i have to go right now

Yep, Redemption arc definitely incoming, what with the new interview info etc

That's problematic and muhsugnist

circumsoldat.tumblr.com/post/149403272457/can-you-send-the-gods-spine-to-fuck-up-the-gems

Thoughts? Personally I always kind of figured the gems were sort of pushovers outside of their own little element.

>hollow pearl

it looks more like sapphire's room in the temple to me.

circum's always right

>WHAT WE ARE NOW, NORMIES?
We weren't normies before?

>weren't we always?
>we

level 4 is diamonds

your dick is replaced by yellow diamond and you absolutely have to jerk off to save the earth

This description definitely made me better...

>it's another edgy "humans vs gems" post

why do people even care

That's Garnet's Room dummy, the gems can make their rooms do anything and she's using it to illustrate some gay point to Stevonnie who just got her first period

circumsoldier needs to stop breathing

I still can't believe this. I can't image they would directly deal with periods in a show that targets such a young demographic.

What kind of metaphor could they use to deal with it but cover it up?

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I don't think it'll be a period episode but it's not like it's unheard of. They've dealt with stuff like this in full house and other "family" shows

>weren't we always?
>we
>wew
>wew, lad

Wait, isn't this the guy who occasionally appears on BroTeam's streams?

>Rebecca-san, from the bottom of my heart, I’m most grateful to have been given this opportunity. And let me express my heartfelt appreciation to all of the staff!
That Japanese is seeping from the screen.

>[bows internally]

if you ram yellow diamond into steven's shield at 40,000 miles per hour, who dies

This is now a Stevidot thread.

he's one of his mods that constantly disrupts his chat with cancerous forced drama by being as venomous and hostile towards broteam's audience as possible.

>weren't we always?
>we
>wew
>wew, lad
>wew
>we
>we are
>we are Zuke

its pretty funny

how long until bald steven art

if you like that leafyishere/keemstar bullying kind of stuff

L E A K S W H E N

I just like bullying

it's a pointless subject. we already know humans could wreck gems, they're just perpetually scared and disorganized in-universe because gems wrecked them before they had the technology.

we're warlike
we're resource hogs
we're entertaining enough to make TV shows about
we're homeworld.

SU humans aren't

it's like applying imperium of man logic to brave new world, when it's a completely different society with its own history and philosophies, and a completely different fiction that doesn't even have the warp or violent aliens

makes sense, you are a steven universe fan.

DIE IN A FIRE YOU IMPATIENT FUCK

LEAK WHEN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

DINGO PLEASE!!

Everyone in a pretty big radius, I would think

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sug.rocks/leaks.html
They're all there now.

The episode may or may not leak tomorrow sometime.