Coming soon: App to measure human height by Google

What will this nifty little thing do to the dating scene?

I can already imagine this in a Cosmopolitan article branded as the new innovative app every woman should have on a date. You can bet women will use it to secretly measure and judge you.

Is this really the end for manlets?

Ahahhahahahahhsas
Well snap.
Now all you dirty fuckers who are 5'11 will get blown the fuck out.

(6' here, and amused when a shorter guy claims to be 6' tall...)

The cutoff for males will shift to 6'2 or 188cm.

DELET THIS!!!!!!

>tfw 6'5

>You can bet women will use it to secretly measure and judge you.
>secretly
they can just take the facebook or Tinder profile pic and check the dudes hight

What diference wl it make? Is not like manlets can hide they are manlets.

I worry about why google wants to track and record my height

Im 6'1" in chicago which is filled with insecure manlets who need a diverse metropolitan area to feel safe. I always laugh my ass off hearing about their plight. They should make an app that can measure breast size and watch the flames rise

Ignore dating, why does google want to assemble a database of peoples' heights?

How long until google makes an app that can determine someones bodyweight with just a phone camera?

>implying it will be accurate within the margin of one inch

>i-it's not accurate
>i-i don't trust this app

It's not like I'm keeping my height a secret on my online profiles. I'm 5'9 and I don't give a shit, it has never been a problem in regards to women. It's actually the least of my problems.

I've never really understood this nonsense. 5'1" grill, bf is 5'10" which would be certified manlet by Sup Forums standards but honestly it all works out very well in this instance.

Maybe it actually pays to a short female?

How does it work?

You don't need that
>Thin
>Looks good
>Woah
>DAYUUM

>Implying I care what a women on her smart phone thinks.

I am 6' and could still give a shit less.

what are the chances that a smart phone's camera and some code monkey's part-time project can actually judge my height within a ~3.7% margin?
and what do i care whether a girl think i'm 6'1 or 6'3?

>tfw
>6'9"
>blond eyes and blue hair

> be 5' 11''
> own shoes that have a 1 inch heel
> wear them and be 6'
> fuck your app mfw i cracked the system

She only needs an inch, bruh.

>tfw
>my fist can reach that high