Lower taxes than NY

>lower taxes than NY
>comprehensive public transit
>great for commuting to NYC and Philadelphia
>comfy weather
>gorgeous beaches
>lots of beautiful countryside and wooded areas
>entire state has fios connectivity
>wine production
>low crime
>great colleges
>cheap gas
>best corn
NJ best state, are other states even trying?

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>great colleges

...

>what is Princeton

>great colleges (plural)
>only gives one example of a great university

And no, Rutgers isn't a 'great college'. Other than that, the rest is complete shit and not even worth the tuition

And what does Belgium have? It's barely even a country

Princeton > Rutgers >>>> University of Turkey in Frankfurt > Belgium

>Having to pay income tax
Stay cucked rest of the country

Top notch liberal brainwashing camp

Im out of this state in a year. Fuck New Jersey, fuck Monmouth County. Fuck everyone who gets excited over summer and the beach.

That's why I don't study in Belgium. Both Belgium and New Jersey have shitty colleges, that's I'm not bragging about Belgium either.

Enjoy your lifeless desert, and most of your state's land being owned by the government

>have to pay some third world achmed to pump your gas
I will never live in NJ.

As soon as you cross the border into NJ, everybody is a fucking nigger driving a hoopty jacked nigger SUV with green HIDs or a driving a hoopy nigger riceboy (tiny asian dick) rice burning CRV from 25 years ago, and they all drive like retards, faggots, and old ladies with dessicated vaginas.

It's the armpit of the nation.

Princeton and Rutgers are good, and so is TCNJ to some extent.

Though, NJ is full of Italian Americans, Indians, is pretty shit for taxes, has terrible if not awful gun laws, and has lots of other small shit that pisses me off... no fireworks for example.

Yes, so much abundant public land to explore, shoot on, camp, hunt, snowboard, boat, and ride dirt bikes. Boo hoo. Poor me. Stay in Jew Jersey. You deserve it.

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I got my degree from Rutgers and proceeded to get the absolute fuck out of that state. Holy shit, your green text list makes absolutely no goddamn sense.

>lower taxes than NY
The one thing it has going for it but it's still high as shit
>comprehensive public transit
NJ Transit is absolute fucking garbage. If Uber had existed I while I was living there I would have shelled out the extra money for it rather than put up with it
>great for commuting to NYC and Philadelphia
A round trip train ticket costs at least 20 bucks to NYC. I don't know about Philly because I never went there. To be honest, I hate the tri-state area in general but NJ is still the worst of the three.
>comfy weather
For a month out of the year. The rest is rain, heat or fucking blizzards.
>gorgeous beaches
You must not have ever left the state because the beaches in NJ are literally the worst I've been to in my life
>lots of beautiful countryside and wooded areas
In the areas where rich people live, which makes up a small amount of the state. The rest is industrial and urban squalor.
>entire state has fios connectivity
It's tragic that you consider this a positive when all the good places to live have or are getting Google Fiber
>wine production
NJ wine is swill. I used to work at a wine store in NJ and it was all mediocre sugary sweet garbage because people in NJ have the flavor palates of mongoloids.
>low crime
Your capital is one of the murder capitals of the country.
>great colleges
One of the few ones I'll give to you. Rutgers was a good experience and Princeton is good.
>cheap gas
Because you're gas is being pumped by someone who you're obligated to tip. You guys are the ONLY FUCKING STATE THAT STILL DOES THIS. WHY?
>best corn
The fact that you're scraping the barrel this low and still fall short is just sad.

NJ is a toilet state and everyone good from there was smart and left.

Top fucking kek
Pic related, typical Jew Jersey dwellings

You can find similar photos from every state. The difference is that there are fewer such places in NJ.

South Jersey is Best Jersey.
Except for Camden.

Camden is part of PA, really, culturally.

Grew up in South Jersey - it really is the best part of the state. Nothing like having bond fires in the pine barrens and telling stories about the Jersey devil. Or grabbing some beer and fireworks and having a good time on beach come 4th of July. Or my first jobs out of high school, picking blueberries in Hammonton during the day and slinging fudge samples in Ocean City by night. Great memories.

Yeah, it's basically where Philly buys their heroin

>Jerseytards believes that urban legends, fudge, fruit picking, bond fires, and beaches only happen in their shit-tier state

Also, was anyone else here a summer cop in Wildwood? That shit was great. Got to drive around in a golf cart and play cop (so yelling at people and drinking Dunkin Donuts coffee) while making decent money.

Cheap gas
>paying some one to pump your gas

It's more about the collective experiences that only a South Jersey person would understand, like going to Storybook Land and shit. It's definitely similar to other states, but the overall experience is unique.

>>have to pay some third world achmed to pump your gas
What?
We pay some of the lowest gas prices in the world. AND when it's -20F someone pumps our gas for us. If you're going to talk shit about NJ, talk shit about something that is actually a negative.
>Pumping your own gas is a privilege
What a cuck

Enjoy your cabin lifestyle. With the employment opportunities there, I'm sure you're going to have a very fulfilling life.

>NJ trash will defend this

>he mutters as he fumbles with the gas nozzle with numb hands and frostbite in the subzero temperature, icicles forming on his face, "at least I'm not getting someone else to do this"

Holy shit, noobs are tipping the gas pumpers

Never tip the gas pumpers unless they do your windows you stupid fucks. Even then, if they leave it streaky and worse off than before DEFINITELY don't tip.

Tipping the pumper negates the low gas prices, idiots. Why the fuck would you tip?????

If you have numb hands and frostbite in NJ then you're a nigger.

>Italians

Sorry, fuck NJ

Not in Jersey, but in some states where you pump your own gas.

Fedoras

>He tips the guy whose SOLE job is to pump gas
You are a fucking idiot m9
No wonder you don't like the NJ system
It's cause you never realized you don't have to tip the gas pumpers. Holy fuck I'm laughing so hard at how much money you must have wasted

Shit gun laws. Sorry, you lose.

I grew up in queens.. so logically I am more than you. .. in all ways just more

I'm from MI. Your state is shit and doesn't have real woods. Way too much industrial shit everywhere too. Your sky isn't blue either.

I grew up in New Jersey before I moved to Texas for work and while I miss NJ...it's absolute shit. Expensive as fuck, Jewish as fuck, no guns. God damn that place but the Delaware water gap is great

Sorry, I come from a decent state where tipping is a common courtesy, not a mongoloid shithole.

Nowadays if I am unfortunate enough to have to stop for gas in Jersey at all, I just get out and pump it myself before the brown person can stumble over.

Go to Leggets and find some slam pig to bang on the beach and your attitude will change.

>low crime

Lol wut.


NJ is a library shithole wasteland. Literally a state that looks like Cleveland ohio. Full of groids and greasy subhuman guidos and trash. A toilet state if there ever was one.

>Doesn't have real woods
You are ignorant as fuck

You are a cuck, and an idiot.
I hope you have fun pumping your own gas (illegal - sorry you come from a state that doesn't teach respect for the law) to avoid the awkward feeling of not tipping someone who doesn't expect a tip.

Jesus Christ you're so far off the autism spectrum you should be permanently hospitalized

I also avoid the occasional full service stations in my area, which are a dwindling breed because almost nobody actually wants them.

But I'm sure if you try hard enough you can come up with something good about jersey.

I thought of something great about jersey: if it didn't exist, those people would be living outside there with the rest of us. So there's that.

>gorgeous beaches
Yeah they are until fucking Benny scum comes and destroys them each summer. Central Jersey master race.

>people who think NJ has bad drivers
Fuck off idiots we are the best in the world and drive far better than the rest of you.

mcmansions zone here

Okay, I'll grant you all that there's one bad thing about Jersey: some of the roads aren't designed as well as they could be. That's really the only negative about the state, though.

>>people who think NJ has bad drivers
>Fuck off idiots we are the best in the world and drive far better than the rest of you.

Agreed. NY State and CT are the worst drivers I've ever seen. To anyone lurking, why the fuck can't NY people move from the left lane on the thru way? Is there a section in your drivers manual for how to induce road rage?

This is true. The exact moment you cross the border into NY, the thruway becomes a nightmare.

Kind of like how the exact moment you cross the border into NJ, such as on 80, for instance, which is like a 22-lane road at that point, somehow you can't get through because everybody is going about 15MPH tactically spread out across all available lanes in vehicles you thought were just internet memes from 20 years ago.

>85747753
>lower taxes than NY
ok but this is like the special olympics, everyone has lower taxes than NY including CT

>comprehensive public transit
>taking public transit

>great for commuting to NYC and Philadelphia
I guess time wise but the pike is fucking awful and people from NJ are retards who have no idea how to drive

>comfy weather
you get the worst of all 4 seasons, hurricanes blizzards, etc. Comfy weather is like... North Carolina/Virginia

>gorgeous beaches
pffffft there is no such thing as a nice beach north of the mason dixon

>lots of beautiful countryside and wooded areas
>lots of pollution and nasty smells, places like newark, camden, jersey city, etc

>entire state has fios connectivity
why do I care?

>wine production
>implying wine country
bruh NJ is not long island, you go to the Hamptons or Martha's Vineyard for good wine

>low crime
AHAHAHAHAHAHA.jpg

>great colleges
oh boy, you have ONE (1) great college and a bunch of horrible schools.

>cheap gas
>I'm not allowed to pump my own gas

>best corn
who likes fucking corn? aside from the fact that Nebraska probably has the best corn.

10/10 you trolled me I raged

Monmouth county here.

3 words to summarize this state: Fuck this state.

I can't wait to get my degree from Rutgers and get the fuck out of here.

The extra taxes we pay ensure we don't have to avoid potholes every 50ft like you do, hence our "erratic" driving. Have you driven our roads? Even rural highways are vastly superior, not to forget winter time driving is effortless here as road crews work 24/7 until storms pass.

At least you have Asbury Park and Medieval Times....

Super Storm Sandy fucked Jersey hard, ruined all the best shit down there.

It goes CT > NJ > NYC = MA > NYS as far as driving ability goes. Though desu the entire tristate sucks at driving.

Everyone I have spoken to has said south NJ are the retards of the state.

Monmouth County represent senpai.Middletown master race.

There's a driving maneuver I saw while living in NJ that I called "The Jersey Slide". It's when a car in the lane to your left cuts you off in order to get to an exit ramp. They do this while honking at you as if you were the one who did something wrong.

NJ drivers are undoubtedly the worst.

>yfw NJ is a containment state

>>gorgeous beaches
>pffffft there is no such thing as a nice beach north of the mason dixon

pic of Manasquan from my beach house.

Frankly I'd be happier of more of them drove with that kind of conviction. More typically it's like trying to claw your way out of a pile of brain damaged mental patients but you just can't get any traction due to all the drool.

Rutgers is actually a top-tier school. Top 20 in mathematics, #1 in philosophy.

>water is not clear
>looks like generic beach from anywhere in Connecticut/Long Island
>gorgeous

your taste in beaches is literally garbage. I feel sorry for you having to pay such high taxes on a beach property m80

If NJ colleges are so great then WHY THE FUCK DO SO MANY OF YOU COME TO MARYLAND AND SHIT UP OUR COLLEGES? PEOPLE FROM "JERSEY" ARE THE MOST ANNOYING ASSHOLES ON THE PLANET.

Everyone drives like shit in the tristate area. I live in cnj so its less noticeable than more concentrated areas, given the relative openness of roads. When theres more room to avoid shit drivers, it doesn't seem as bad.. but they're still out there.

>low crime
>conveniently forgets Newark, Camden, East Orange, Perth Amboy, Parsippany, Asbury Park, Neptune City, and the list goes on

Dude, I lived there for twenty years, and as much as I want to go back, the crime rate legit scares me.

If you wanted to add a positive to the list, you should have added "tons of jobs for STEM students" since chemical engineering and power plant maintenance is booming out near Trenton. Which is also a crime ridden cesspool.

But you can't pump your own fucking gas, guido

reality is there are good parts to the state, but their needs to be a pareto efficiency of high taxes to keep the minorities in their ghettos.
You have tons of crime in Newark, Paterson, Jersey City etc, but you do have convenience to everything nice like mountains, beach, lakes, superfund sites etc. I was considering moving to Denver for cheaper taxes, better skiing and legal dude weed, but it's a big transition to make .

You're like a worse version of Connecticut. Except the only ghettos are New Haven, Bridgeport, Hartford, and Waterbury, and wayyyyyyy more rich areas (aka all of fairfield county) plus the entire shoreline going from Guilford/Madison to Saybrook all the way out to RI.

And no guidos. And the best pizza.

Just move to CT already farn.

They're unabashed assholes but it comes with the territory. Honestly, I feel bad for NJ transplants in other cities. I met one from Atlanta who can't handle living in an area where people wave or say hello to each other when walking down the street. A lot of the people she meets think her personality is too abrasive and they're not wrong. She only has a few close friends.

Agree CT is beautiful but I'd be too afraid of getting killed by some terrible Jew NYC transplant in a head on collision on post road. I saw 8 diff 40% head on car crashes on that road in Norwalk in a 6 mo period while I worked there.

Do they allow the mentally retarded and blind to pass the drivers test because it would be discriminatory otherwise?

I think a prefer guidos over jerkoffs wearing vineyard vines while drive an automatic transmission wrngler, with a "life is beautiful" spare tire cover. We have both in NJ, and most of the true guidos are from staten island down the shore anyway.

>norwalk
You picked the one other shitty fairfield county place to live. Nigga go live in g-wich or darien or new canaan and you will never experience those problems (except the vineyard vines shit, thats everywhere)

You forgot New Britain, man. Fuck that shithole.

People talking about great colleges when the most prestigious schools in history are not crawling with a BLM infestation. How do you even measure greatness anymore?

New Britain isn't nearly as bad as waterbury or bridgeport man. CCSU keeps it on like a West Haven level or Hamden level. But it is a shithole. Faggots from Hard Hittin New Britain are the reason I don't have 3 class LL state championship football rings.

retards and blinds are not allowed to drive.