Be swedish

>be swedish
>make post on /pol
>instantly called out for being a cuck

can you guys please stop cyber bullying me

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Fuckface

atleast youre not indian

>be australian
>make serious post on Sup Forums
>instantly get called a shit poster

cuck, kek

hi Swede friend, don't listen to the facist scum on here

-Your secret admirer

>be an intellectual australian
>make a serious post on Sup Forums
>people contribute to conversation

At least you're not a fucking leaf

at least you're not Romanian

>Be French
>Get called Ahmed

>be Finn
>be white with roots from Germany
>hurrhurr mongol

>be American
>get reminded of my favorite food

kek

Would you faggots please include trigger warnings before you post?

I'm reliving past trauma from that time I visited reddit.

>be German
>enjoy the love and admiration the whole of Sup Forums has for you

:^)

At least you are not italian
>be tall, decent looking, green eyes and light brown hair
>hate summer because you get sunburn even with 50 SPF
>instantly called arab/nigger

Only if you're from 1933 grandpa.

I like having a flag because people get so butthurt at our superior shitposting ability. They hate us cus they aint us.

>microdick says what

lmao

>be Belgian

It could be worse, sven

We're sorry Mohammed....

>intellectual australian

Just got back home from being /out/ in Sweden for three weeks - fishing, camping, walking.
Your lakes and wilderness is stunning.
Close your borders and get out of the EU. Swedish people are great. Your politicians are traitors and should be in prison.

sup tariq

>be south african
>everyone pities you and tells you how you will get murdered n a few weeks

>be an intellectual australian

For those who are new: an intellectual Australian is someone who manages to open a jar of Vegemite on the third try :^)

No one admires you...
"All the good ones have died"

>a fucking non-country

lmao

Coming from Belgium
Kek

I've seen more shitskins in Brussels than in Agadir

You're right about the nature, its stunning.

If only the people could wake the fuck up some day...

A TOOTH FOR AN EYE, EYE, EYE, EYE.

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>Canadian
>human

>lmao

>be swissfag/medpack
>get called mountain jew
>get told go go back and play with sheckles
>Get reminded of my 2 favourite food products
oh shit, where did i leave my Toblerone and Cheese again?

>few weeks later
>raped AND murdered
:^)

>one chance at life
>not born in the Swiss alps

cheese fondue*

youtu.be/Ahr4KFl79WI
An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, anyway, I told the truth, I'm not afraid to die...

>somebody else should do something

Cuckity cuck maybe you wouldn't get called a cuck if you didn't act like a cuck Mr. Cuck.

At least you guys have an amazing cuisine :^)

>be hungarian
>get called gypsy

at least i'm not a romanian gypsy desu

my mom is going to go to a marathon event in Cape Town next month, will she be safe?

But I bet you really on Trump to fix your county instead of doing it yourself

lmao american hypocrisy

jissis het jy die nelson mandela baai meeting gesien vandag? die anc was so so so suur.

>be American
>t. 60%

>my mom is going to go to a marathon event in Cape Town

Enjoy your new black half siblings :^)

>"really on trump"
German education

>Apenzell and St. Gallen areas
Literally the Rednecks of our country. Not suprised at all.

I got a job to do, placing my vote is all i can do pretty much

Worst country in the world, disgusting tax haven shithole piece of shit. But without a doubt, you have the most beautiful landscape of anywhere on the planet. I feel like the gods must have carved out Switzerland. I have to go there one day. Is it as good as the pictures?

>Apenzell

The cheese is awesome tho!

I was thinking of going on a holiday somewhere in South Africa, seeing as it's one of the less shittier shitholes in Africa. Want to travel the world, good idea or nah?

>cyber bullying

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

I fight every nigger that looks at me cross eyed

as long as you're not planning on genociding any boers

>my mom is going to go to a marathon event
i think this would answer that
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Depends on where you go. Either exciting fun time and chill ppl. Or Worst: horny rednecks who smell bad everywhere.

>copy pasta memes

as long as she sticks to white people, no fucking jokes don't even trust the half breeds

It isnt too bad from where i am desu, but it gets pretty booring if you dont go out and go drinking/ do stuff.

lol. its as safe as any big city.
please tell her to read this: tripadvisor.co.za/ShowTopic-g293740-i9186-k7704563-What_did_you_wish_you_d_known_before_arriving_in_SA-South_Africa.html

I won't call you anything bad :3

typical Swede in this picture

hahahaha poes bitter, laat hulle maar kak

Stop being a cuck then.

We're trying to help you here, but you svens and ahmeds won't listen.

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Thanks medkit. What are the areas to avoid?

>be norwegian
>get called snow nigger

Let me try to translate this africaans to english
>jissis het jy die nelson mandela baai >meeting gesien vandag? die anc was

Jesus have you seen the nelson mandela bay meeting today? The ANC (African National Congress) was
>so so so suur
? very very very salty?

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>as safe as any big city
so she will surely be murdered in the street?

im not gay but the swedish posters her make me want to fuck them in their twink assholes just for the sheer feel of domination.
how can you come out so femenin from posting simple text.

its safe for white people. 290 whites gets murdered a year here. so its on par with the baltics. if you plan to settle down in the middle of no where and farm then it starts getting dangerous. but as a tourists? its dirt cheap and safe if you stay away from going into the townships.

>Belgians are waffle niggers
>Irish are potato niggers
>Norwegians are snow niggers

I don't know why but it makes me sensible chuckle every god damn time.

"around blacks never relax" rule

>Avoiding taxes is a bad thing

It's awesome helping those of you that aren't completely cucked by your governments.

>not mentioning the canadian syrupniggers

>be flip
>get called a rice nigger spic

Do many people speak English there? I'm guessing people hate foreigners, but can you trust locals in cities?

Avoid the alps for living means. Going there as a trip for the scenery is fine. Except if youre wealthy and go to smth like Arosa or Davos. Is expensive tho.
For Clubs, (culture) and Such visit big cities, like Zürich or Luzern. Avoid Basel, only slow talking cucks there.
Got a big budget? go near lakes, a lot of rentable villas there.
are you rich? Go to "The Dolder" in Zürich, thats where famous actors and musicians hang out. Gonna have to empty your pockets tho.

Need anything else?

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Even Hitler called us out on being snow niggers.

I'm pretty rich, but I'm artistic enough without needing to see fags in berets. I just want to look at mountains and shit nigga. Our country is flat as fuck.

>kraut with sense of humor
i love ya m8 :)

everyone speaks english here black or white. you can trust all white people everywhere and trust blacks who work in shops hotels restaurants or for that matter who work anywhere. you dont trust unemployed blacks.

and no you will not be hated as a forgeiner here. except if you are an african. our natives hate forgein black people. but love all white forgeiners.

fug

Man i wish i could go to australia one day. Just seems like my kind of country. Heard from a friend that adelaide is pretty chill

It's just bantz sweede bro, most of us actually feel sorry for you

>stay out of towns
>don't go outside of towns to farm

They should saw a line around the borders of Russia and Bulgaria, push it out to sea and sink it.

Alright, cheers SAbro. Any good cities you can recommend?

ill give you that one. that made me giggle senpai

It's hard when your first language is Arabic, go easy on him.

That file name

>celts aren't white
>celts are a cultural linguistic group not an ethnicity
>inbred sheep shagging potato munching skirt wearing neer-do-wells
>said the anglo invader faggot who ironically now finds himself complaining about invaders shouting "go back to where you came from"

fucking anglo SCUM

can you drive a car?

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By the time I get around to going there, I probably will be able to.

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>being swedish

Fuck up cunt