Why can't Americans pee in the urinal?

Why can't Americans pee in the urinal?
Aren't they human?

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WEE

WEE

POO POO
PEE PEE
NOW YOU HAVE TO
WIPE ME

I shit on your mom's chest, João.

your country is our toilet.

Because all of Brazil is a fucking toilet already.

What are you talking about?

I thought we invented the urinal.

Because they don't bother using your designated shitting streets, Pajeet.

What kind of subhuman can't afford comfortable thrones to piss in?

Because they love peeing in each others mouths the disgusting sexual deviants

DESIGNATED

PISSING

SERVO

This wtf are you on about OP

HAHAHAHAHA

What are you talking about, OP?

>t. macaco

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DESIGNATED
SHITTING
AISLES

SHART IN MART! SHART IN MART! SHART IN MART!

My number one role model is Khizr Khan, so I only pee when a woman's mouth is available.

Like anyone can tell the difference between a toilet and the rest of Brazil.

Your drinking water is literally filled with poo.

Wtf is the school out early today? Sup Forums doesn't usually get swarmed with teenagers till around 3pm EST

We have some of the best water treatment facilities in the world and on a massive scale.

If ours is filled with shit, yours is shit.

It's ok to, you can shart in the local mart.

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>Not just pissing anywhere you feel like

I'm sorry they don't have freedom in your country.

When I went to the US many years ago I was buying some food in the local mart and needed to take a shit. I asked some employee for directions to the restroom and he told me "just do it over there"

What is this tap water shit? What else am i supposed to fucking drink? Should I BUY water? What the fuck. Or do i walk up to the fucking nearest lake and carry fucking 50 liters back home for one day? Would take like half a day to just get it back home for the amount i drink

Bottled water is treated and comes directly from the nature fountains, unlike tapped water which is mixed with leaked sewage.

>piss all over floor
>makes brazil smel better

Or you can buy a really strong filter for your house. Anything less than 200 bucks is not worth it.

only some bottled water comes from natural springs.

most bottled water is just tap water and half the time doesnt go through any other treatment.

I've been to Brazil and men whip out their dicks anywhere and piss everywhere right in front of you.

It's not fucking Singapore..

In Brazil the label on the bottle says from which spring the water came from, and what kind of treatment it went through. I'm sure the same thing happens in the U.S.

>brazil confirmed for having to literally shower in shit

I was talking about your system, Jose.

Rio?

Pee?

Poop?


Anywhere you wish.

Tall and tan and young and lovely
The girl from Ipanema goes walking and
When she passes, each one she passes goes "ah"

our water is possibly one of if not the cleanest drinking water on the planet. you only need to worry about drinking tapwater if you live in a third world shithole like
and
>$200 for a tap filter

Tall and tan and young and lovely
The girl from Ipanema goes walking and
When she passes, I smile but she doesn't see, doesn't see

But I watch her so sadly
How can I tell her, "I love you?"
Yes, I would give my heart gladly
But each day, when she walks to the sea
She looks straight ahead, not at me

CASE CLOSED

why are they all wearing the same shirts? is this an ad campaign or something?

It's our professional beach shitting team.

As they say to the world

ZIKA


ZIKA ZIKA ZIKA

Maybe if you had entered them, you might have won some medals.

For outdoor shitting, India got gold and we got the silver. Indoors shitting the US got gold, silver and bronze, as usual they hoard all the medals.

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be quiet monkey

>literally coined the fatberg
You're not one to say, Bonger.

I laughed harder than I should have.

>wants to shitpost about Brazil
>posts Oceania Abbos
m8