TRUMP GENERAL - GIT OFF MY PORCH SHILLS

Text TRUMP to 88022 for important campaign updates
>Volunteer to be a Trump election observer
donaldjtrump.com/lp/volunteer-to-be-a-trump-election-observer

EVENT SCHEDULE
donaldjtrump.com/schedule/
donaldtrump2016online.com/

RALLIES
>Trump Speech in West Bend WI 8/16/16
youtu.be/CRZqz3e5Pr8
>Trump stops in Milwaukee WI 8/16/16
youtu.be/NEGQ33Oz3pU
>Trump Foreign Policy Speech at Youngstown, OH 8/15/16
youtu.be/M_tifPMzerA
>Trump Rally In Fairfield, CT 8/13/16
youtu.be/wV4FW6cKm08
>Trump rally in Altoona PA 8/12/16
youtu.be/RBdBSXKTL88
>Trump rally in Erie PA 8/12/16
youtu.be/Wp6E9tdYkeI
>Trump Rally in Kissimmee FL 8/11/16
youtu.be/EVkFnc3Msbk
>Trump at Pastors and Pews Meeting in Orlando FL 8/11/16
youtu.be/Ff42JCSyuc4

INTERVIEWS
>Trump Townhall on Hannity 8/17/16
youtu.be/67fbp3fCEuU
>Trump on Savage 8/17/16
youtu.be/1xVpcWlPhro
>Trump on F&F 8/17/16
youtu.be/9wftfUcb3Zg
>Trump on WKBT-TV 8/16/16
youtu.be/wt28Cyb5R4g
>Pence on FOX 8/14/16
youtu.be/VVesjCbLKto
>Manafort on CNN 8/14/16
youtu.be/QR-cI-O0pPA
>Trump on Orlando Sentinel 8/12/16
youtu.be/b9bervFY3nI
>Trump on Hannity w/Huck 8/12/16
youtu.be/qcaOzfniSVg

ENTERTAINMENT
>Trump in 5 minutes or less
youtu.be/13A6LjDZccw
>Trump Triumphant
youtu.be/hf9O-D0If6I
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>This is how we MAGA!
youtu.be/9C4gBP05bGE
>Trump cares about YOU
youtu.be/_xVdYNrPCMw
>What Trump Must Do to Win
youtu.be/hiGDvph6D4Y
>Media hiding the truth about clinton
youtu.be/IdYRN8Clddw

Other urls found in this thread:

washingtonpost.com/posteverything/wp/2016/08/18/the-breitbart-alt-right-just-took-over-the-gop/?utm_term=.2d3a4c340ac6
twitter.com/wikileaks/status/766352516548362246
usdailywire.com/2016/08/18/trump-leads-clinton-by-6/
anncoulter.com/columns/2016-08-17.html#read_more
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

drumpf

>NEW POLLS SHOW RACE TIGHTENING
NEW POLLS SHOW RACE TIGHTENING
>NEW POLLS SHOW RACE TIGHTENING
NEW POLLS SHOW RACE TIGHTENING

>Clinton 41, Trump 37, Johnson 10, Stein 4: Clinton +4
>Clinton 41, Trump 39, Johnson 9, Stein 3: Clinton +2
>Clinton 39, Trump 35, Johnson 7, Stein 2: Clinton +4

>reminder

Literally retarded

so todays rally is at 7:30pm, but when will trump actually speak? 10pm or so?

Reposting this for great justice

(((You)))

>85777370
>85777385
mmm delicious shill tears

Thanks user.

better than a shill thread

...

MAGA

Liberals are sure talking about Trump campaigning in Connecticut. Are they scared it will go Red?

There's a rally tonight? Sweet.

FUCK YEA. EAT JUSTICE YOU FUCKING KIKE BITCH.

Source?

Sage

Perhaps Ben Shapiro's saltiest piece yet:

>The Breitbart alt-right just took over the GOP

>washingtonpost.com/posteverything/wp/2016/08/18/the-breitbart-alt-right-just-took-over-the-gop/?utm_term=.2d3a4c340ac6

...

>get terrible haircut
>can't stand to look at myself in the mirror
>remember MAGA hat
>No longer feel shame and regret when observing my reflection

I'm not taking it off until it grows back.

Why are Americans so shit at handling banter?

anything crazy happening? i feel like i'm not on Sup Forums for three hours and i miss so much. what's the verdict on the two new people trump brought on? where should i start digging

I never got this because Trump is already a powerful man.

Before he even started. Billionaire property tycoon turned president.

Come watch my rally tonight
it will be high in energy

V O T E

twitter.com/wikileaks/status/766352516548362246
>twitter.com/wikileaks/status/766352516548362246
twitter.com/wikileaks/status/766352516548362246
>twitter.com/wikileaks/status/766352516548362246
twitter.com/wikileaks/status/766352516548362246

Remember to sage and report these threads.

Really makes ya think.

Imagine being Paul Manafort in this election cycle and having to be all like "damn, Donald J. Trump, you fuckin' fine, all presidential with your fat body & horrific orange monster face. I would totally vote for you, both as your campaign manager & as a citizen." when all he really wants to do is help topple another third world government. Like seriously imagine having to be Manafort & not only have to listen while Donald J. Trump flaunts his disgusting rally in front of you, the teleprompter barely concealing his ignorance & mental retardation, and just sit there, line after line, hour after hour, while he perfected that speech. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on the campaign trail tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, DONALD J. TRUMP SPEEKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to make people vote for him and watch his bloated fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been working for nothing but a healthy diet of special interests and career politicians and later alleged dictators for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Connecticut. You've never even seen anything this fucking incompetent before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his dimpled face as he sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "presidential (for that is what he calls himself)" demeanor, the demeanor he worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then Fox News calls for another interview, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the secret service could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Manafort. You're not going to lose your legacy as a successful campaign manager over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

...

Kys

LOL.

TRUMP WILL LOSE FUCKING MISSOURI

and california will flip too (i live in la and nothing would give me more satisfaction)

Sources:

1. Pew Research
2. Rasmussen
3. Reuters/Ipsos

too bad it's only class action

Warms my fucking heart

>15 years ago: boring stormfaggotry, everyone who isn't fat is probably FBI
>today: MAGA

Sup Forums has fallen

the don doesnt need to take naps between rallies.

I thought polls didn't count? No shill but seriously this shouldn't be surprising.

...

What is with these butthurt Serb/Fin posters who hate Trump? This election doesn't even concern you.

Are they just sandniggers? I thought Serbia was based

>It’s a movement shot through with racism and anti-Semitism
anooda shoah

They don't handle aggression well.

Brits are great at banter cause they've fought with almost everyone, scots, irish, welsh, french, germans so being aggressive and handling aggression is in their nature.

Also reposting this:
usdailywire.com/2016/08/18/trump-leads-clinton-by-6/

THANK YOU MR SHILLS

ISNT IT FUNNY

VOTE VOTE VOTE

twitter.com/wikileaks/status/766352516548362246

>857777777

...

Wonder if it's gonna be another teleprompter one.

>dumb joke about Trump
>"What the fuck we have to make a new thread"
You faggots take this shit way too seriously

Welp time to pack it in boys. They've finally got us.

I'm a #shill4hill now.

obviously polls are skewed towards the left (i.e. more women, dems, less indies) but they still provide a pulse to the race. The face that trump is closing the gap is great news nonetheless

>Text TRUMP to 88022 for important campaign updates
$10 donation

You tried the "Trump a bellend" shit a couple months ago and got the same reaction then. Don't cry about it like a little bitch that it happened again.

STOP FUCKING THREAD SPLITTING YOU AUTIST FAGGOTS

Fuck sleep, there's a country that needs to be saved

>Emperor Trump
>Not God-Emperor Trump
They blew it.

Do you think they fugged?

Is he gonna have his MI rally at the Dimondale Dimmadome?

Isn't Ben supposed to stop that from happening? Cuck if you do Cuck if you don't I guess.

Get ready for the meme queen to become your president. cucks

There was a /comfy/ Pence rally? Goddamn it.

How do you guys expect Trump to be able to run the country if he cant even properly run his own businesses?

Finland caved into migrants and reduced the punishment to rape to 6 months of jail. Yes, really.

Anyone else thing Ben Shapiro's real problem is intense jealousy of Milo?

Not defending Milo, or advocating for him. But when I read that Mr. Salty Ben Shapiro article from earlier ITT, that was one of my first thoughts.

Bongs should stop making shill threads, then.

Can't see the results because no Twatter, so what are they standing at now?

You don't take it seriously enough.

>Polls so skewed democrats think Hillary will win in a landslide so they don't go out and vote
>Trump demolishes her
lel
Everything she does is spun around to fuck her over.

>Ben Shapiro is fired from Breitbart, forced to write articles on FUCKING WASHINGTON POST
MY SIDESSS

I don't care how shit or cancerous it is that meme gets me every time.

over 99% success rate is fine by me

Trump isn't the thinnest one but he isn't that fat. Come on.

You can tell that's fake because she's standing up on her own.

He makes the same thread every month. He's the autistic British Karen poster. Whenever he makes "trump is a bellend edition" we abandon thread. You don't disrespect Mr. Brexit!

>don't let be dreams your memes

um ok

What actually happened to Ben?

2 years ago he was a saint. Everyone on the left hated him, everone on the right envied him.

Then came Trump. I don't understand how it all went so wrong?

hehe

>thinks muslims should wear special ID's
CNN needs criminal charges for this. They've misled millions of people by falsifying information.

>Mr. Trump, would you support a Muslim database or requiring Muslims to wear special ID's?
>Trump: [doesn't answer the question, rambles about his Muslim ban policy which he abandoned now and his wall, "we have a significant problem" filler]
>Reporter: So would you support that?
>Trump: Yes (thinking about his previous answer)

>CNN edits out his first answer and changes it to
>Reporter: Mr. Trump, would you support a Muslim database or requiring Muslims to wear special ID's?
>Trump: Yes

this bankruptcy meme is still going?

The Jew is terrified - more than anything else - by the white man coming together for his own interest.

...

It's not actually her. One could only dream

Pry not. He's a Jew's jew

He posts often in the threads insulting Trump and America too. And it's not even bantz.

Avatarfags too but for some reason is never banned.

...

I think they would have landed a better hit if it was just bald. Trump never said he was slim but he has said it's his real hair.

Ben is a Zionist first, American second; just like every single jew in this country

Do you think Trump has Fairy Godparents?

>implying publicly shaming the Muslim is a bad idea

But Hillary told them to Pokemon Go to the polls! They would never stay home would they?

>What actually happened to Ben?

I think he is intensely jealous of Milo.

But the big turn was the Michelle Fields kerfuffle. He took her side, even after the video came out showing she was full of it. Breitbart didn't take her side, and that's when he went into exile.

...

>Pokemon Go
holy fuck, I completely forgot about Pokemon Go. That game died fast

Can you link Pew and Reuters polls? I can't find them.

>I C wut u did there m8

>not having a Twitter account for triggering Marxists all day, every day

I really wonder how the (((MSM))) would react if somebody would do something like that with Hilldawg. Looking at her leaking asshole and snatch won't be pretty, that's for sure but would they cry foul?

Is meme magic actually real?

He never said to ban all Muslims, just ban immigration from shit skins areas that happen to be all musli.

Should read this if you haven't

anncoulter.com/columns/2016-08-17.html#read_more

So true about the fucking media.