Oh shit you got the new floppy! Mind if I read it a little?

>Oh shit you got the new floppy! Mind if I read it a little?

If you're too much of a coward to say no and tell your friend to wash his hands before he gets to read your comics, then you deserve the cheeto stains.

remember kids, dont be THAT GUY

here.

double sided?
how will you ever fill that up?

Unless he just grabs it first, and then asks.

then that makes your friend king dick and he's too dense to see why grabbing at shit and not washing his hands when he's encrusted with garbage might be offputting, start considering a change to your circle of friends

I always keep my books polybagged though, I only remove them from the polybag after I've locked my room, play my mood music (depends on what I'm reading), wear my special reading gloves, set the light just right so it won't be too bright and then get to reading. Yes, I'm that guy who brings a comic with him, still sealed, shows it off to people and doesn't lend it..... unless you're at least a 6/10 chick I'm trying to impress.

ah shit why do I forget to remove my /qst/ trip?

Why do you even use a trip?

Wash your fucking hands first, jackass.

"Sure mate. Just wash your hands first, ok? I want to keep these things in perfect state and they get greasy pretty easily"

Remember kids. Don't let autism control you.

I'm made out of autism, mate.

"Sure, is just a comic"

...

What the fuck is up with people on here not knowing how to speak english? I'm actually wondering if there are just a lot of non-english speakers here or if this place is actually filled with little kids.

First choice.
We are many. We are legion.
Somos muchos. Somos legión.
Siamo molti. Siamo legione.
Wir sind viele. Wir sind Legion.

forgot to say: You're absolutely right. People should bother more with their english.

>implying I'm not a little kid.

The cringe is real.

Fuck off you two. If you get triggered by the ironical use of a stupid meme then you're as autistic as the tumblrina who started it.
Also learn some languages. They make your life richer.

You're cute when you're mad.

You're not baiting me into this, famalam

But he's right tho...
Although I personally would have skipped the meme. Still, no biggie.

Why would I be "friends enough" with a disgusting piece of shit like that to lend him my comics?