Give me ONE good reason why I should move out of my parent's house and get a job

Give me ONE good reason why I should move out of my parent's house and get a job.

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There isn't one and there are no jobs or houses anyway

Wagecucks in ruins

Nope.

God I wish I could become a NEET sometimes.

probably because youre miserable and have no friends and have never had a girlfriend change might do you some good m8

Because soon your mum's husband's son will be bigger than you and will beat the shit out of you every fucking day

Me too. Sometimes.

Because you should. Just like God exists.
It's just.. it is man.

Reported. Take that cringy shitposting to /r9k/ you sperg

once you get over those things it's pretty nice actually

You should want to do that for yourself, make a better life for yourself

So you can grow as your own person and not be lower than the niggers and pakis you constantly bash?

It's sad you can't even think for yourself Ahmed.

that still doesn't answer his question though.

fake it till you make it.

1.) Have some self-respect.
2.) Earn your keep.
3.) Be a man and live independently.
4.) Take care of your mom since she took care of your candy ass.

your parents may kick you out because theyre sick of you
and a neet without a home is the lowest tier of homeless, absolutely worthless to society, with no skills, experience, or work ethic that will let them rise above their current status.
you'd be most useful if you were killed and harvested for organs

To make you feel responsible for your nation instead of letting it fall to trash.

Kek isn't real

self respect is worthless
fuck earning shit
being a man gets you charged with rape
my mom divorced my dad cuz he wasn't chad enough fuck her.

These kind of threads dont work on /r9k/ anymore.

That's the thing user you never will get over those things the hug from that girl you adore, wanting to hold her for a minute more...

the friends who keep you chatting and happy who call you and ask "hey user wanna some weed/go to a party" etc

Without those things you become a lonely shell someone who can hardly talk or make conversation it fucks with you more than most would like to admit

So do me a favor user get a job, go outside and be happy because I don't want you to end up like me alone and crying myself to sleep

>tfw aspergers and bipolar in Sweden
>I'll never have to work a single day in my entire life
Can life get any more comfy lads?

you can actually get a human girlfriend then.

I don't cry myself to sleep though. I am content being a NEET. No regrets.

How's your mandatory weekly black cock ass-fucking?

Give me a girlfriend and I'll make an effort

No thanks. I like my women on the other side of the screen.

Sperg girls are the best. funniest, smartest and the most loyal girls you can find and they don't care about money or social status.

Try again wagey.

Go back to Syria, you're just as scummy as the rapefugees.

I think you already know it.

I have a job and none of them things have happened.

Why?

1. Meaningless
2. I don't care about money
3. I've no desire to live up to societal expectations
4. My parents already resent me

This

As someone who moved out: DON'T DO IT.

Stay cozy.

There is no good reason

These kind of threads get ignored now. /r9k/ has become a Sup Forums 2.0 basically.

Your issue will be when they die and/or are no longer able to take core of you.

my mom hugs me every night

check mate.

I am so fucking sick of applying to jobs. They always want the same shit

>neat & tidy
>respectful of clients and their homes
>have transportation
>be a team player
>able to take direction in a positive manner

FUCK OFF

>be ambitions
>but we won't hire you if you're too ambitious because we don't want to have to hire again


REEEE

I've started applying to jobs sarcastically by copying and pasting their requirements into my cover letter and just making it flow a little nicer but the words are the same.

I LITEREALLY HAVE EVERYTHING YOU ASKED FOR AND YOU STILL WONT CONTACT ME

FUCK

Where's my Hungarian neet bro who always shows up in these threads? Get in here, Gabor.

Neet threads were so common literally every permutation of the meme has been done. It's mathematically impossible to create an original r9k meet thread.

if you can't come up with one on your own, it's a fine thing for you to exit the gene pool

just stay there

You described me perfectly. But now i dont cry myself to sleep anymore. I have purpose now. All because of the one who was, is, and is to come

Why work and pay taxes when it's just going towards subsidizing Laqueesha and her 9 niglets as well as Maria Guadalupe Sanchez Hernandez and her 9 beanlets?

Hey Neety I think your dad wants to talk to you

youtube.com/watch?v=q5AkBBQWZR4

I'm only doing so because I want to build a dynasty.
>mfw leave parents home a boy
>come back a man & able to give substance + a net worth to the name they bestowed upon me.

If that, or its variations, don't interest you than stay comfy cause the world out here is cold. And people are assholes.

So? Seppaku would be easy then because no more responsibilities :^)

Fuck them

Just become a leech. Society rejects us so we should subvert society

With what wage or job?

I've been working for 5 days now since Feb this year and I hate it. Working is a fucking goy thing to do and all this "honour" doesn't work anymore, you lying kike! Maybe 50 years ago it could work.

If I could be a NEET even for 6 months without having to look for work and report it every week, I fucking would.

>(((work)))
>not the most overhyped piece of shit of all time

You really shouldn't. I need people like you to exist so I can feel better about my accomplishment and women can have a reference point that'll make them get wet for me.
Thanks for your sacrifice, m8.

This.

Because you're a waste to society. Get a job you lazy fuck.

I thought we were Sup Forums 2.0?

kek that would be crazy

NEET is unacceptable (it's not hard to watch some tutorials). NEE is acceptable if you are memeing hard day after day. That is a divine station in life.

This. Why aren't we using time as NEET's (as I did for 6 months) to train and spread the message.

Any faggot who is (((depressed))) and does nothing for the cause deserves hanging.

>You have to pay taxes to support all the dindus!! BTW, I'm sick. *Cough* *Cough* *Cough* *Cough* *Cough* *Cough* *Cough* *Cough* *Cough* *Cough* *Cough* *Cough* *Cough* *Cough* *Cough* *Cough* *Cough* *Cough* *Cough* *Cough* *Cough* *Cough* *Cough* *Cough* *Cough* *Cough* *Cough* *Cough* *Cough*

I literally walked into the casino here today and got a job as a bartender for 10 dollars an hour plus tips within an hour and a half. I also get tribal benefits even though i'm not an Indian, I have zero experience tending bar and will be paid to train for it, they also had other jobs available. Apparently my family wasn't lying when they said getting a decent job at the casino is easy.

I took over my pops business. He left home at 16, raised himself up from literally nothing. Started as a door to door salesman, learned about the product he was selling, became an expert about it, looked into an accessory the product used. Got a job making that accessory, thought he could do an even better job on his own, started his company and never looked back.

Hes slowly dying from a terminal illness, but hes reached 70+ and had a good run. I solved a big problem in our lab today and messaged him the results and the good news.

Without him I think I would be a terminal NEET.

>Having Asperger's
>Being funny

I have Asperger's and can confirm that this is an impossibility.

Why happens when your parents die? Will you be satisfied living on the streets?

r9k and pol have a big overlap

R9k, you need to go back. This is a board for real men to discuss real issues, not being a manchild.

no the government will take care of me :^)

Starting new family with lot's of children?

But being a NEET is politically incorrect. See? You yourself got triggered.

it will be harder to procreate and improve the numerical position of the white race without an independent social position

And be burden on society. Please kill yourself faggot.

We'll just off ourselves. Don't care senpai

Nah. Enjoy working for me slave.

Then tell me why on various forums and Boards people who are engineers,have great careers, and a lot of money living on their own say they can't get a gf and talk about how shit their life is despite the fact? Even if OP does get a job and move out he's probably in his late 20s and is in a another realm of existence. He doesn't live the same life like most people his age.

Please do, the sooner you do the less people on welfare we have to deal with later, when the whole system crashes.

Procreation does not interest me. Life is short and meaningless for those not billionaires, CEOs, world leaders or kings. I intend to maximise my hedonism until the die.

>he thinks pol is serious

Go to reddit normie. Sup Forums has always been a NEET virgin board

Kek, nah. I fully intend to leech as long as possible. Back to work wagie.

So how come you guys are NEETs?

I don't have any reasons, OP. Waging jihad from your parents house is pretty much the rage these days. I can see why you'd want to.

You're everything wrong with society. Of course you don't care as long as you get to jerk to underage girls in your room.

>implying there are jobs out there
also this

...

Why wait? You could always fire the first shot if you know what I am saying. :^)

because society has thrown me out so i wont partake in it.

not a pedo, try again slave.

There isn't one any more.

Dont bother, more job ops and sluts for me. Enjoy your tendies my man.

You will no longer be a manchild dependent on mommy and daddy

Is it har to live in 1st world country without a billion dollars? Also, consider that: without procreation the Anglo race will vanish.

Do it for the pussy.

That's the thing that most of you dont seem to understand. You have to put in effort and work, then you get a gf.

He wants to be a leach apparently. Lol what a waste of humanity.

No social skills, no desire to work, never had any ambition or motivation. See no point in wasting my short time on earth working.

Get a job, build up some money, move out, get a gf, have children, get married, either way around is fine, live your life with happiness and purpose, watch your children grow.

i just don't know what to do. i've never gotten a job outside of nepotism

Not slavery, I do what I love and get payed for it.

>so i wont partake in it.

I mean details, what happened?

I've always put NEETism down to a failure by the parents.

Your mother and I are so disappointed in you son.
You know she cries herself to sleep every night because of you, don't you?

I've know people put in no effort in life and still have girlfriends, you fell for the Jewish lie.

No. There's no chance of it ever happening for me. Even in school I was useless with women. Sorry, I'm not working to chase a pipe dream. I'm not making an effort just so some cunt regards me as a human being

So why haven't you killed yourself yet? lol
Maybe you can be reincarnated as a dindu, and get all the welfare money.

>I'm not making an effort just so some cunt regards me as a human being

most ironic sentence i have read in a while