Be CERN scientists

>be CERN scientists
>perform human sacrifice rituals at the LHC by the CERN "Shiva the Destroyer" statue
>CERN officials downplay this is as the bored scientists "creatively passing time" while bored

coasttocoastam.com/article/watch-cern-scientists-stage-fake-human-sacrifice

That's it. I don't need to see anything else. I now believe all the weird shit I've seen here about CERN and I'm adequately shaken up about it

Other urls found in this thread:

theguardian.com/science/2016/aug/18/fake-human-sacrifice-filmed-at-cern-with-pranking-scientists-suspected
m.youtube.com/channel/UCa5UGhI7a-sp9xsNMwG18Jg
m.youtube.com/watch?v=o4sFji76FVc
youtube.com/watch?v=T0aPtrx6aNM
youtube.com/watch?v=sWQUXTuZqjM
youtube.com/watch?v=29t-p0YIhCc
youtube.com/watch?v=Okz9jpMmnEg
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

>"Shiva the Destroyer" statue

Why on earth would they have a statue of this freak? Is it because it's stepping on a baby and that has some sort of meaning?

>Why on earth would they have a statue of this freak? Is it because it's stepping on a baby and that has some sort of meaning?
fuck off faggot

The Guardian already on damage control

theguardian.com/science/2016/aug/18/fake-human-sacrifice-filmed-at-cern-with-pranking-scientists-suspected

ITS JUST A PRANK BRO!

>falling for an obviously fake video
It's like your /x/'s impressionable little brother or something
It's because they're fucking around with matter on the atomic scale. Oppenheimer quoted Shiva from the Bagavad Ghita ("Now, I am become death, destroyer of worlds.") during the first atom bomb detonation test. The statue keeps them humble, dingus.

oh look another mudshitbrit
hows that mudshit cock taste ya faggot limey

>those circles

MUH BUILDING 40

Dont worry i'm here to save your thread.


m.youtube.com/channel/UCa5UGhI7a-sp9xsNMwG18Jg

m.youtube.com/watch?v=o4sFji76FVc

>the circles, mason, what do they mean?

>it says here that you're an OATHBREAKER

>tfw you will fight demons in the land of hell
The future is glorious

The North Pole used to be a land mass.
Mohamed Ali died in the 80's.
Pee Wee Herman was a convicted pedophile.
Tasmania was twice the size north east of Australia.

>that image
wew oathbreaker

>reflection in window
>guy filming from window is in cloak
>is he participating or not?
>"stabbing"
>no reaction/movement from stab victim
>tfw you can't hold still while being stabbed
>"oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck i better leave"
>bad acting is bad

And I wanted to believe.

Bored physicists are bored.

Cern shill detected

.00005 bitcoins deposited

>watcha doin, oathbreaker?

full damage control... I wonder who's behind this post

Legit? Can I find a website and see this or would it be conveniently removed from anywhere else?

cern's not weird or anything you're all fucking stupid holy shit

fuck off faggot

faggots the lot of them

...

that looks hilarious as fuck desu

STEMfags know how to have a giggle

>Has been repeatedly told that CERN has found proof that Satan and Demons exist.

>Has been shown evidence to back up said claims.

>Still refused to believe.

>Finally has seen the light.


What took ya so long?

Take the ULTIMATE red pill:

youtube.com/watch?v=T0aPtrx6aNM
Another Satanic Ritual this time LIVE in from of Angela Merkle from Germany:

youtube.com/watch?v=sWQUXTuZqjM


CERN Commercials produced by CERN:

youtube.com/watch?v=29t-p0YIhCc

youtube.com/watch?v=Okz9jpMmnEg

Poo in the bloody loo pajeet