Why do Americans shit themselves?

Why do Americans shit themselves?
Is that how they attract partners for mating?

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Shitting your pants in public is American tradition.

SHART IN THE MART

MONTENEGRO
>NEGRO

poop pride world wide

It's more of a defense mechanism.

It baffles me how they can just carry on like nothing has happened I worked in a preschool and the children where more aware of what their bodys where doing.

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I think it's caused by weight loss pills

This photos are always taken in Walmart, which attracts the lowest of the low, white trash scummies.

Who cares?

>he doesn't shit his pants
Ayy lmao

PLOP IN THE SHOP

You try eating that many big Macs and tendies and see where your continence goes. Nobody said being a burger was easy.

It's a weight loss pill that literally makes you shit liquefied fat. It's fucking disgusting and lazy.

DESIGNATED

Americans are exactly on level of preschool children

>want to mock americans
>posts picture of a gal who just sat in shit, not shit her pants

guess you're called monteNEGRO for a reason fucking mountain nigger

Most of these photos are of homeless people wandering around in the stores. Regular Americans wear their outdoors diapers so they don't mess up their clothes.

Interesting, what's it called?

SHART

IN

MART

That's even worse you fucking drugo

Where do you go to sit in shit

That could be it. Weight loss pills + still eating fast food = liquid shits from hell. If you had self control in the first place you wouldn't eat pills that let's you shit out 30% of the fat you eat as oil.

>inb4 same 12 pics as always of walmart mongs in buttfuck, alabama

Ewwwwwwww

hey man don't get so triggered it's not our fault Americans can't stop shitting themselves in public

We laugh at them too. Then break out the wet-dry vac.

No idea, I'm not a fat sperglord

SHART

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orlistat

If you eat that you can't let out an innocent fart. Chances are kind of great you are going to shit your pants with shit coloured oil.

IN

Is SHART IN MART better than poo in loo?

Oh look it's THIS thread again; I'm sure it'll be funny the 10 millionth time.

POO IN DA MARKET

MART

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Side effects include anal leakage due to all the fats people don't absorb and thus shit out.

Its OTC in the states last I checked

Euro fag why do shit on America when there's a bunch dessert didndius around?

who /wholefoods/ here?

>tfw you have enough disposable income to avoid pleb-tier places

being upper middle class is the best :D

SHART IN MART IS AMERICAN ART

The Swede has spoken.

Sorry about your country bro, Canada feels your pain. Our immigration policies are shit.

Look, if future President Hillarity can do it, so can anyone.

You need to put a warning up before posting images like this. I almost entered pon'farr.

Every country has it's hicks. The difference is that ours are roaming around on scooters in Wal-mart instead of fucking goats in some backwards village like Montenegro, or drinking themselves to death in some overpriced apartment on the edge of paris. Pic related.

I hear you bro. I spend about 300$ on grocery there a lot lmao. upper middle class ftw

Don't worry they have designated shitting isles.

I'm not a canadian but I shop in an quivalent of this shop in Russia.

Feels great, man.

This man is correct.