He's coming back to earth

Where were you when you found out Captain America was coming back Sup Forums?

in my cuckshed

Better Cap

God, I love Bruce Willis as Captain America.

That's no Super Soldier physique. She looks like she barely has the stamina to give a fucking HANDJOB

I always wonder why people think augmented humans have to have big muscles. You'd think that some of them would barely have them at all since they never really get a workout.

Superman could probably realistically look like the twinkest twink to ever twink and it'd seem legit.

Because Cap went from twink to beefcake you damn idiot

Are there any good AUs with a femcap?

>you damn idiot

Have you considered talking to a therapist about this unwarranted aggression?

you dont seem to know how strenght works mate, dont believe what those chinese cartoons tell you, strenght = big muscles, simple as that, well unless ki or some magic bullshit is involved

>Where were you when you found out Captain America was coming back Sup Forums
He left earth? for what two issues?

No user... He's coming back... Finally.

I'm missing some meme or long ignored piece of continuity arent I?

No user, I AM THE RAPIST

I never fucking understood the whole "Cap coming back to Earth" meme.

It happened.

>Captain America's coming back to Earth!!!!!!!!!!

>strenght = big muscles

So you're saying that superman needs to be a perfectly spheroid muscle the size of a frigging bus to puck up a bus.

Or, maybe muscle size doesn't factor in once a certain threshold of power is crossed?

Your dubs are understanding enoug. It's confirmed. Cap is coming back...

Holy shit, I don't think there's every been twinkier.

I pledged allegiance to the Cap of the United States of America
And to the comic industry for which he stands
One nation, under Kirby
Unforgettable
With continuity and crossovers for all

I read that as Bruce Campbell at first, and was so confused.

>implying Kryptonian physiology is anything beyond superficially similar to human physiology

When did he leave? Last I heard he was ebil.