Apocalypse appears before you and offers you an once in a lifetime opportunity and the privilege of joining the ranks...

[Daniel Moore]

Apocalypse appears before you and offers you an once in a lifetime opportunity and the privilege of joining the ranks of his elite Horsemen, do you accept? If you refuse, he will leaves and will never be seen by you again. If you accept, he will grant you with power while also making you his bitch that will do his every bidding.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

[Elijah Adams]

I'll leave at the and of arc, like every protagonist. I'll have to brood about it for the next 20 years, though.
>heat vision
Apocalypse, you cheap fuck.

[Cameron Cox]

Just fuck my shit up Apocalypse.
>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electric_Cutting

So I guess I get an electric death laser that cuts people. Do I get to spam it like a Touhou? Do I get to be War or Death?

[Adrian Parker]

>Apocalypse, you cheap fuck.

I laughed so hard just now.

We can team up homey

Lake/River Manipulation

Fuck.

[Ryan Roberts]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Impossible_Physiology?useskin=oasis

>literally incapable of being comprehended by anything

uh regardless of how the fuck Apoc gave me this, I tell him to fuck off and live in solitude doing whatever I damn well please

[Liam Scott]

He's giving out some stinkers today, huh?

[Blake Foster]

Celestial Tech
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Technomorphism?useskin=oasis

Though now I will be racked with questions about my existence and free will. Worried that i am just a copy and the real me is dead. That Blue Lips can control me.

[Jose Ortiz]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Genetic_Mimicry

Practically useless on its own but significantly powerful with the right superpower donors. So I am guessing the powers of Apocalypse, my fellow horsemen and whoever I encounter during my time enslaved. Now the question is whether or not there is a time limit to how long I can maintain the mimicry and whether not their is a limit to how many I can have active at once.

[Isaac Nelson]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chain_Manipulation

What the shit, I feel jewed. There may be worse powers but I can't think of any atm

[Ryder Myers]

I'm a huge X-men fan, but Apocalypse has to be one of their worst major villains, if not the worst.

[Jaxon Stewart]

At least you didn't get Catoblepas Physiology, like what the fuck was he thinking

[Henry Adams]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aging_Breath?useskin=oasis

I am Death and will enforce Lord Apocalypse rule you heretics.

[Charles Sullivan]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Descendent_Evocation
I can actually see some use in this. Its low level precognition combined with the possibility of gaining skill from my descendants millennia in the future with their augments and shit. If i have kids

What does being his bitch entail exactly?

[Leo Ortiz]

>Jackal
Endgame is cloning Spider-men and Gwens.

[Thomas Cooper]

Honestly i have nothing left tonloose in life. If he treats me right, acts like a comrade to me, and doesnt leave me for dead in battles, id accept.

[Jacob Powell]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sliding

fucking incredible

[Angel Rodriguez]

Die for Darkseid.

[Nolan Lewis]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Heresy_Empowerment

I'll betray him the first chance I get then beat his ass.

[Joshua Cook]

Darkseid has compassion for no one. Id have a chance to make a lifelong friend and alley wuth apocalypse.

[Nathan Johnson]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Light_Embodiment

If anyone can break free of his control, it's this. Excellent.

[Matthew Cook]

We'll be All-New Pyro and Hydroman. Woe to all bank guards.
We're fucked in first event, though.

[Brayden Young]

I accept, and I...
>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction_Manipulation
Holy fuck, I can redefine all manmade concepts, at will.

[Grayson Peterson]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Snake_Den
Yeah, fuck you too Apocalypse.

[Joseph Parker]

My life was going nowhere anyway, and that sounds like fun. Guess I get to die in combat for evil.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mass_Reduction

Wow, I guess I get to die in combat for evil in the first one minute of any fight.

[Lincoln Reed]

Once he inevitably gets his ass whipped and I can go back to being me, I guess I can go into the pool business. For the right price I can make a Playboy style Grotto for your pad in about ten minutes.

[Gabriel Reyes]

Sure, why not.
It's not like he ever wins anyway. Ond once his dumb little fight is over I'll just switch sides and keep my awesome powers of... peak human durability.
Huh, a bit more mundane than I was hoping for but I'll certainly take it.

[Josiah Phillips]

Poor Apocalypse. Everyone's taking the gig cause they expect him to get his ass whipped. And they'll spend the rest of forever enjoying their new goofy fuck power.

[Lucas Edwards]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Process_Speed_Manipulation

total hacc

[Xavier Perez]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Path_to_Victory

Eat shit Apocalypse!

[Adrian Reed]

All right paco lips, let's do this

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Seductive_Magnetism

At least I'll get laid

[Gabriel Nguyen]

>Catoblepas Physiology

Bruh, do you even into Castlevania? Your stare/breath petrifies fuckers, much like a cockatrice. Of course this is comics so expect anyone important to have immunity for some bullshit reason

[William Baker]

As everyone else already stated, you keep your powers and he gets beaten.

Comics are so meta now I'll surely be aware of this.

>Pic related

Huh. Okay then.

This is a pretty cool power I guess.

[Jordan Turner]

I wasn't expecting something so... cinematic
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Eclipse_Manipulation

[Brandon Clark]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Automatic_Attack

Guess I'm the new War.

[Jonathan Thomas]

Yeah but what the fuck am I supposed to do with this? I can't save anybody. I'll be a freak.

[Juan Cruz]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Restoration

I was excited for a second then I realzied what this meant.

>You're a super hero right? Do something!
>I can't.
>Why not?
>They ain't messing with anything too important
>Oh god the orphans!
>Last time I checked fire was based in this reality. Call me when things start getting weird.

Just get baked and hang around all day till things get crazy. Walk out on the porch, wave my hands around, status quo restored, take a nap.

[Anthony Scott]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Storm_Mimicry

Pretty cool. Guess I would be either death or war. Not sure which exactly though.

[Nicholas Rogers]

You would be the prefect hero in DC but sadly you are in Marvel where mass universal reboots aren't present.

[Isaiah Fisher]

>Stiffness Manipulation

Fuck you and your erectile dysfunction you creepy bubbazilla im not helping you with that.

[Julian Russell]

>implying the X-men will care about your well being when you were a human that was just given power as oppose to being a mutant that was given additional powers/power-ups.
The X-men and more specifically the token Wolverine would kill you on the first encounter regardless of whether you were innocent or not. Nor would they had cared if you were brainwashed or not if you were not a pre-established character with ties to the X-men.

[Bentley Carter]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Land_Lordship

Awwwww shit.

[Owen Butler]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Combat
>Indomitable Will is part of it
Mistakes were made!
Apocalypse averted, we're all going for drinks on our former employer's dime.

After that, I mean I'd appreciate it if you guys tried not to hurt people.

[Asher Hernandez]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Molten_Metal_Manipulation

Sounds like a good power for War but seriously, what good is a power boost if ol' blue lips is just going to brainwash you into a drone?

[Colton Lopez]

What power boost? You are just a human that he have given power to. If anything, you were nothing before Apocalypse made you into something.

[Connor Perez]

How, I figured the roll was for our normal mutant power. Only seen the cartoon but he seems only interested in boosting existing powers instead of making new ones.

Besides, same choice. Going from human to demi-god means nothing if you're just a mindless puppet.

[James Barnes]

Of course I accept
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Identity_Dominance
This is not only awesome, but it is my very own life insurance. Eh? En Sabah?

[Isaac Morgan]

life sucks anyway

>acid mimicry

oh right, some V8 juice and orange squeezed over me kills me

the smile in the pic is from trying not to laugh. it has nothing to do with social darwinism

[Isaiah Cooper]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Anthropomorphism

Not only shall I fight for Apocalypse, but so shall the statue of David, Mona Lisa and The Washington monument!

[Jacob Rogers]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Arab_Deity_Physiology

So... he basically makes me a younger him?

[Jaxson James]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Grass_Manipulation

Appo-chan can get fucked.

[Jose Howard]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Lust_Constructs

So I'm like one of those pinks lanterns except I function on lust instead of love. I'll never run out of power. This might be kind of awkward at first but I could make it work.

[Elijah Thomas]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Atmospheric_Freezing

So I get to be a more overpowered Iceman, would that best be suited for Death or Famine?

[Landon Bell]

Go full famine, destroy crops and cattle, make the world fear Apocalypse

[Brody Scott]

Sorry Apocalypse, but I work for someone with bigger aspirations.

[Henry Morris]

Bitch please

[Ayden Wilson]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hunger_Suppression

Fucking wow. I can go on a diet and stick with it. God dammit Apocalypse you need to step your shit up.

[Luis Thomas]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Manipulation
First chance I get, that motherfucker gonna regret being Darkseid lite.

[Ian Hughes]

>Telekinetic Surgery

Ok, but I get a scarf with my uniform and I get to be Death

[Easton Stewart]

Apocalypse is fucked

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Science-Magic_Ascendancy

[Nathaniel Barnes]

> Time Collapse
Call Araki-sensei, I'm ready to fight the Joestars.

[Nicholas Murphy]

I got a list
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_Kinetic_Abilities

Thanks for making me stronger than you Apocalypse.

[Carter Harris]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Petal_Blizzard_Generation

Fuck.

[Joshua Adams]

> "3.50" - Apocalypse

[Dominic Gonzalez]

God damn it, I've been getting cool powers from the loch ness monster!

[Christian Green]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Zoroastrian_Deity_Physiology
nice

[Evan Rodriguez]

>Food Empathy

Sigh. Well, i guesss i can make dick an enjoyable experience.

Also, id run a line of foods that get you sooo happy like cocaine, get people addicted to the feel good and start my world wide food based cartel empire. .thanks apocalypse.

[Jackson Smith]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nether_Manipulation

Thanks Apocalypse, I'm now the lord of death...I can probably betray you...

[Colton Robinson]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Poisonous_Tears

Damn nigga I don't know about that. I feel like I could get a better superpower by jumping into Terrigen or whatever meme event of the week is giving super powers than becoming a literally blue-balled cuck that can only cry poison.

[Adrian Reed]

Except their last event where he could just fuck Doom up completely

[Angel Wood]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supertasking

Welp. Guess I'm the forgettable character with a super cool and unique snowflake power.

[Jeremiah Morris]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Augmentation

I guess that makes me a passive-agressive War

[Samuel Scott]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmic_Otherness?useskin=oasis

So basically this power allows me not to be his bitch?

[Jordan Lopez]

>light regeneration
I'd be pretty useless overall. So sure, I'll do your bidding in exchange for never having to go to the doctor again.

[Adam Allen]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Fate_Manipulation
>The power to manipulate all destinies/fates. Ultimate version of Destiny Manipulation.
>User can perceive, shape and manipulate the destiny and fate of anything/anyone, including gods, demons, eldritch abominations, transcendent beings, entire worlds, universes and even realities. This allows them to control/decide anything and everything's destiny and fate.
>Some users may even be able manipulate the destinies of users of freedom as well.

Yeah, sure. Why not?

[Camden King]

>Apocalypse getting his hands on that power.

[Jack Rodriguez]

thanks dr. doom

[Jason Diaz]

>Unicorn Physiology
yo dawg i heard you like horses so I put a unicorn in yo horsemen

[Luke Harris]

yes. this pleases me

[Jordan Murphy]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Location_Swapping

Seems useful for killing, and maiming people, and getting out of harms way.
But I'd rather not have to take orders or see that creepy face all the time.

[Xavier Lewis]

You're a cheap cunt apocalypse

[Eli Parker]

>mid air stopping
10/10 should be really useful in world dom desu

[Zachary Murphy]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Alternate_Reality_Traveling

Immediately moving to whore island.

[Wyatt James]

You dirty pirate hooker!

[Liam Jenkins]

>Dragon Turtle Physiology

I am the TERROR TURTLE. I AM THE SLOW DEATH OF ALL

[Joseph Watson]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Wire_Proficiency

Oh hey I could goes all animu edge-lord. That gets me all wired up.

[Nolan Gutierrez]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ascended_Physiology
Id be a better angel than a horseman, but I guess Id accept.

[Brandon Sullivan]

sure

i can just betray him later and become a good guy and fuck some hot mutant chicks

[Brandon Smith]

Alright you blue-lipped fuck, give me the goods.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Elemental_Polearm_Construction

Alright, this doesn't suck so much but it could be better.

[Nathan Wilson]

>Freeze Vision

Fuck me sideways

[Austin Perry]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Propulsion

I can fly now. Apocalypse you dick.

[Bentley Allen]

>Magic Bullet Projection
mite b kewl

[Christopher Morris]

>gave Shiro some legs so he would devote his entire life to him by becoming a horseman

why didn't he just get running blades or prosthetics?

[Brandon Ramirez]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Violence_Embodiment

Holy shit, a winrar is me, lol.

[Charles Gutierrez]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Weapon_Aura

I guess depending on how I stretch the description, this is somewhat powerful. Like, I'm as powerful if not moreso than anyone I face. I just lack skills, experience and/or talent.

[Julian Lewis]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence

Yes, I'll sign up for that.

[Jacob Watson]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Almighty_Science
Where do I sign?

[Jordan Howard]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Bow_Construction

I'd still turn ol' Pocky-Lips down, but that's not a bad power. Not the most powerful, but not bad.

[Caleb Jones]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Heat_Absorption

>Horseman tier Heat absorption

Literally pulling all the heat from around me out of the environment and freezing everything

[Chase Miller]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Collective_Memory

I'm not sure how helpful I'll be with this.

[Alexander Moore]

Im in.
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Lunar_Attacks?useskin=oasis

Not bad. Pretty much can do anything with the power of the moon.