Turning 22 in a few minutes. Havent achieved a whole lot. Still a lazy sack of shit

turning 22 in a few minutes. Havent achieved a whole lot. Still a lazy sack of shit.

movies for this feel?

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40yo virgin

> movies for this feel?

Grande Belezza which is talked about right now in a current thread (where faggots are arguing if Florence is better than Rome or not). About an Older Man who is accomplished, but still feels unsatisfied with his life.

Anyway, if you start to feel existential, know that no escapism possible would be able to answer your feelings. Your only guide now is either arthouse kino or literature. You have to abandon capeshit, nostalgiashit, animeshit, vidyashit, comicshit and purify yourself and cast to the true artforms.

try 30 nigger

23 and same

Just turned 32.

It will only get worse.

This. So much this.

27. still living with parents.

>worse
lol
it gets better and better with every year

24 here

slippery slope lel

You could watch this movie called "take me home tonight". Looks like a lame comedy, but actually has some substance.

Also you are turning 22, don't sweat it. However if you haven't made any plans yet now is the time to make them.

A year closer to death away from this misery is the only way it gets better.

full disclosure: 40 year old virgin with a painful chronic condition

Some aspects of life get easier, yeah, but the feeling of inachievement, the dissatisfaction with life and the way things are only grow bigger.

>the feeling of inachievement, the dissatisfaction with life
get rid of them then

Happy birthday. If nothing else, have a (You). I hope you have a wonderful day.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kicking_and_Screaming_(1995_film)

Turning 23 in two months. Only achievement for us anons here is to get fit. I'm not memeing. Lost several pounds, down to 197Lbs. Feel more better when I exercise.

Blame your parents for birthing you into this time period
Blame yourself for being a lazy piece of shit
Blame your government for creating your circumstances

But for the love of G*d, don't blame the jews.

I'm german. the jews are responsible for my current goverment.

Working on it. It may perhaps be only another stage on life's way, but it can be a tough one. So allow me a second to bitch on my favorite chinese imageboard.

Also that guy is right, happy birthday OP. Have another (you)

They're responsible for all of your governments.

t. Schlomo Silverstein

>27yo touchless virgin
>living in parents basement surviving off welfare and soccer bets
>browsing Sup Forums 16 hours a day
>didn't leave the house in 4 months
>not actively searching for a job, never did

happy birthday OP
I find Amilie to be a comfy film.

thanks guys

yeah agreed becoming fit is one of the highest priorities if you wanna start upgrading your life

>have pretty severe OCD
>cant fucking relax or do shit normal people can
>only thing that seems to help is internet
>games and movies stress me out
>been online like 8 hours a day past 5 years
>about to turn 22
>youth literally wasted
What the fuck do i do lads

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Taxi Driver

Hit the gym.

I can smell you through the screen

no you can't, I shower everyday.

>tfw turned 22 a few days ago
>tfw similar to a lot of people ITT

Jesus christ, I don't know what to do. I'm fit, in uni, and I can't enjoy anything other than running and being outdoors. What job can I get?? I feel like I'm nearing the end of the line in terms of possible opportunities. I literally get sad almost as soon as I enter my apartment.

>I'm fit, in uni
kys, you are not one of us

Join the army, no joke, we actually need people who have nothing to do and maybe you will learn something or become something if you really put your soul into it. Fuck women.

I'm actually a recruiter, if any of you guys have questions, feel free to ask now.

I literally squandered my 16th-21th by gaming some 5h-8h a day virtually every day when i wasn't in school or doing mandatory stuff.

>Got fit past year
>reconnected with some old friends
>go out now
>Actually have game
>have an ok face and not chubby no more
>Think to myself daily "why did i cuck my youth away to the vidya jew?"

If I ever have kids ima treat vidya like harddrugs; cause it basically is just that

Yeah, just wait to see who your "friends" really are. Another meme.

t. 30 year old

>i have everything going for me
>i'm just like one of the boys! heres an epic JUST picture

>fit
>in uni

fuck off rotfraud

Drop uni, even if it's momentary. Then travel.

Yes I am, trust me. I've been anxious and depressed since I was 13, and I've found that no matter what I do, things don't get better. And the whole uni thing might not last much longer, so unless something changes I'm going to go back to being a miserable NEET.

And then what? I'll have no money.

Become a warrant officer or maybe if you have balls, go to officer candidate school.

Your in uni, so right off the bat you can become an officer, the pay is really really good, so are the benefits. If you transition back into civilian life, having being an officer to your name will really give you an advantage, since they know you can lead.

Hey , you say u work out, that's even better.

I used to be a beer from 13 to like 19, since I signed up, I have made so many good lifetime friends, had so much fun experiences in Iraq and Germany.

I used to be like that, anxious about everything, depressed, thinking about suicide, listening to sad music, posting feels online, thinking it would never get better etc

Well I still am most of those but it gets so much better when you dont wallow in it. Much of depression, at least in my case, is egocentric masochism. Theres a certain pleasure in feeling blue and talking about it and acknowledging it, you know? I don't know if it's the case for everyone though. If I could give my past self some advice it would be not trying to feed it with attention. Not that you shouldnt treat it or work against it, but more like "dont stay up to 5 am reading about suicide on wikipedia listening to Radiohead"

Cheers mate we're all gonna make it

What's beer? Also, why would you go to Iraq?

Someone explain this meme?

Things never get better. Stop expecting life to be good and do what you want. Eventually you get to die. But stay in school so you can at least have a decent job.

find a shitty job, become more depressed, stop working out, get more depressed, start losing hair, get more depressed.

That should cover you till 30.

Welcome to forever, buddy.

Life is to the point where I feel accomplished when I can actually watch a movie or show instead of just shitposting about them.

>26 year old khv NEET
>browse Sup Forums most of the day
>make fun of tripnigs with my bros
>play Neopets sometimes
>watch the same tv show over and over again in the background
>sometimes walk to the gym and jog on the treadmill to feel like I'm actually doing something with my life
will it ever end bros??

>don't worry about the Jews user
>they're just doing Jew work
>JEW WORK?
>JEW WORK!

you are a meme, gtfo

>do nothing
>wtf why is nothing happening???
Take charge nigga. Get a haircut, download tinder, get a hobby

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You'll have experience, you'll learn things. Perhaps even discover a renew joy in life. Or that you're not alone in this situation. Coming back will be easy, finding a job, even a shitty one like cleaning the floor of the local grocery, will be easy. Being more seasonned you'll understand how temporary it is and work to move on to something better.

That or, you know, have the opportunity to bang a broad on another continent.

I meant NEET, when I was in high school, I was kinda chubby, no real friends, and I just loved watching movies all day.

I was deployed in Iraq, I had no choice, but I wasn't in great danger ever. After that I redeployed and this time in Germany, was great.

All of you guys who feel like you are going nowhere, join the army. If you like comfort I guess go to the chairforce, and navy too. Fuck, coast guard isn't bad either, or national guard, I doubt any of you guys are stupid enough and fit enough to be a marine though.

If any of you guys here thinking about uni or already graduated uni, think about becoming an officer, the army will pay for your tuition, give you allowances while studying and after that, you can become an officer and being a commisoned officer will be fucking great, great pay, great benefits, safe, and great future when you transition to civilian life.....that is if you want to, heck, maybe you'll be colonel one day

Read above

>had so much fun experiences in Iraq

Yeah, there are a lot of soldiers who had really fun experiences over there, retard.

it is better than having achieved something and still feeling depressed. At least you have something to look forward to

>Get a haircut
I get haircuts. My mom let's me use the car to drive to the barber's.
>download tinder
Ooo great idea.
>go on a date
>chick asks what I do
>"I uhh...I have a Grundo..err on Neopets...I'm saving up for a Darigan paintbrush.."
>*she leaves*

>get a hobby
This place is my hobby.

>military shill

Feel accomplished when i can watch a movie in one sitting without pausing at least 7 times because of second hand embarrasment or dumb shit.

Why must i be like this

Nah, your great-grandparents chimping out are responsible for your current government.

I've thought about joining the military but I'm colorblind. I always heard they weren't interested in that. Also, if I'm already in university, is there a way to transition into the military after a semester, and study there?

Predator
Stop acting like a little bitch

>chick asks what I do

There's this thing called lying. You should try it sometime.

Ok, let's say I run out of money. How the fuck do I pay for the return flight home, and how do I find a place quickly? Or do I just come back when I only have 1k left?

i want to have gay sex with you

we could be basement buddies and suck each others cocks all day

>shit gets serious beyond just having an easy lay
>as she gets to know me more she finds out what I'd been lying about
>she leaves me
>this effects me greatly because I've become emotionally attached at that point
no

no

>25 in the army want to kill myself
>pic related only thing that keeps me going

Get a more fun and satisfying hobby

wow fag

the secret life of kike mitty

Aww, marine butthurt because he realized it was too late to switch over to the army, nah I'm just playing.

But I understand what your saying, I feel for these people, but know this. My best times were when I was deployed, many people may have died or have been wounded but a lot of me and my friends look back at it with rose colored goggles

What's wrong with the army? You obviously don't have anything going on in your life

Dude, colorblind doesn't have that much of an effect, just tell your recruiter and he'll just put in a waiver for you, I had a guy who was colorblind like today, the worst that happens was that he couldn't pick certain MOSes but a lot are still available.

Speak with your recruiter first but I'll tell you this, this is what I know, if you are done university, I suggest going straight to becoming a warrant officer or if you like a challenge maybe go to OCS (officer candidate school), I don't know much about what your options are while you are still studying but I'm pretty sure you can still join ROTC. If you sign up fast, your recruiter should be able to postpone your basic training until the summer of next year so when you get back to studies, you still have a few weeks of summer break. You just become a reservist until you graduate, becoming an officer will probably be the greatest thing you can compliment your degrees with

>8 hours a day
Get on my level chump I wake up at 5AM and shitpost until 1AM.

>What's wrong with the army? You obviously don't have anything going on in your life
Signing up to possibly kill strangers on government orders is not a good thing to do just because you don't have anything going on in your life.

I'll try to see what I can do, since I'm a leaf. I don't think we have that many branches compared to the US, but I'll see.

>What's wrong with the army?
it's not for me

It's tinder dude, you don't go on there to find a gf since you'll just end up with a turbo-whore. Lie, fuck her, move on to the next.

r u stationed in nippon?

how r the weemin

koreans

Did I say it was? I was talking about tinder specifically (the original suggestion you said was invalid because you have nothing going on in your life) which is indeed all about sex.

Save for a year. Use air BnB and hostels. Travel on a budget. Always have $600 or so in an account you cant access easily incase you need a flight home.

>he thinks he's gonna actually use his gun

The world is so peaceful right now, your probably gonna be sent to some military base in the south, or if your lucky maybe you will be sent to Japan, Hawaii, South korea, or Germany. The odds of you actually shooting something alive is very small, even smaller if you pick an MOS like a food service specialist or airborne computer repairman

How's it not for you? Explain and maybe I can help clarify things.

The army has a spot for everyone, recently I had a kid who is only 17 sign up because he wanted to operate waterboats in the army, and I had another who wanted to become intelligence in the army, really smart kid. Almost anything you want to do or learn, we got you covered

You could be having sex and simultaneously not having anything going for you.

Tinder is only for super attractive people.

Feeling similar OP. Got my associates degree and said I would go back. Been working as an electrician now for 2 years and I'm so paycheck to paycheck I don't ever see myself going back now

tfw turning 25 in 2 weeks and knowing all these feels
tfw never even been outside of my own city before

If you want to bone a new chick every week, sure.

Any tips for joining the Canadian army? No memes please.

Not him but thanks man

I used to travel all the time as a kid, but then it stopped when I got older so I know what it's like to travel, but it's fucking gone.

Join the army, travel all you want at the expense of the army. Fuck bitches in Italy, Korea and Japan, workout and get fit, don't be one of those fat sergeants. Have fun, make lifelong friends.

I have no idea about how Canada does things

Don't listen to this conniving faggot go Chairforce or Navy for an easier life. If you're an apprentice or a wizard don't join the armed forces at all, it's all circlejerky normalfag bullshit anyway.

>in college trying to better myself but feel retarded when everyone is 10 years younger and much more intelligent than me

>tfw have no idea what kind of job i could do
i've been NEET for years and this is my excuse, i have an autistic aversion to finding a job and i don't get it.

You shouldn't be so focused on small practical details like this. I don't want to mitigate the fairness of your questions, but worrying about the future is in no way helpful to take that first step toward somethig better. Believe me, the future will be tough, you'll get kick down, mostly in ways you wouldn't had imagined, and most surely not as hard as you are imagining.

Also, tell your parents about the situation, how unhappy you are. If they aren't dumb as rocks, they'll understand. And will welcome you when you get back back. Or do the same with a brother, a sister, a aunt. Or friends. If you haven't got anybody, just travel. Travel is pretty neat when you don't feel like you belong somewhere. You'll find it easier to talk to stranger, make friends and find people willing to help you.

I'm below average looking but at least I manage to get some nudes

My parents have freaked out over much less. They're pretty cunty. To be fair, I have social anxiety so there's some cause for concern, but they don't seem to care.

good goy, join the army and die for israel

well said user

i come here to vent now and then because i want to find comfort in knowing other people are going through similar shit but in the end it's egocentric masochism like you said

thank you

Chairforce faggot detected. Chairforce is more paperwork, boring, and good luck ranking up. And if you think you will fly a plane one day, haha. Navy is just full of short people and everyone there just sounds so miserable everywhere I see them.

I don't get the hostility. Nice meme though.

Any more questions? Feel free to ask.

You're killing your parents on the inside.