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Do not like anglos edition

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Tsar

t. Anglo

alright ya perverts. im gonan go to bed now.
anyone who wants to join is welcome, but dont push eachother out okay?

I managed to get over my disability (being anglo)
Why can't you?

can I lick your tummy liechty

*pushes you out of your bed*
This is mine now, I claim it in the name of mars

Oh yeah, and goodnight, sleep well

Missed an opportunity to have an anti-yank thread

t. former Anglo

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bit gay

Why the Anglo hate...

That would just encourage them
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I'm afraid none of their original genes remains in the species muttimus maximus

not really

autism

I just wanted to be comfy.

>be at international student seminar
>tell us not to have an anti-american sentiment and not to shit on the america even though it's hard for us not to.
>mfw I'm gonna shit on dumb yanks anyway

im gonna sleep now for real.
rude.
very rude.

goodnight liechty

Anglos are the lowest quality posters
Don't we all
I can't hear you from my comfy bed when you're on the floor

Really? You seem awfully inferior.

>when I see a M*tt

You wound me deep

it's because Dunedin is a hive of scum and villainy

I bet you love being cut you masochistic slut
I'm tempted to have a little walk with my knife up to port chalmers

is it possible to get a cute Australian gf with pet koalas?

>koalas
have fun with syphilis

Every irrelevant nation is rife with scum and villainy.

Night cutie

Soon Prydain will be purged of the Anglo scum...

hihi are you a little jelly that you don't have koalas?
it's ok kiwis are cool too

God bless desu

>im gonna sleep now for real.
Goodnight!

I bet you don't even have a knife
Yeah nah
>UK
>relevant
Oh boy am I laffin

So relevant that people forget to put you on maps.

no
koalas literally have syphilis
not even joking, don't ask me why
Anyway we have lots of cool birds and Australia just has dumb snakes and mammals

I have a big ol dive knife and a large cooking knife.
I could cut you up real good so you best watch your mouth and give me the respect I deserve.

>An Amsterdam-bound flight was forced to make an emergency landing in Vienna after a man refused to stop farting, causing a fight to break out between him and other passengers mid-air.

>implying making the world forget we exists isn't the best damn security measure in the world.
We can't be invaded or nuked because nobody even thinks we are here.

nice

Mmm
juicy thighs

hey New Zealand is cool too but Australia has wombats and platypuses

take your fucking meds bud

t. Failed French colony
Whatever, I could beat you up if you tried anything

Those are mediocre.

we have baby dinosaurs

No they're exquisite, loli thighs are best

YOUR MOM

neat flag

goblino maya

No your mother

>dad is now not coming down for midterm because of work
>it's just going to be me and mum
I don't know how I feel about this

that's really cool
but not cute :/ cute animals are cooler

I know one good Japanese musical band.
youtube.com/watch?v=hwOIMXFFj8o

I have a dog does that count

>baby dinosaurs aren't cute
You need glasses

Livestock != pet.

rude mutt

dumb Yank

what type of dog desu

>implying there are nice mutts

yes dogs can be cute
but we have dogs too in Germany :)

it's interesting
but chicks are baby dinosaurs too

stray doggo
She has greyhound genes

kawaii

qt

doggos >>> kotoids desu

>doggos >>> kotoids desu
Fuck you!

Kots are alright but doggie are better desu.

>doggie are better
nope

>has a mutt that will be used for dinner later
>calls humans mutts
:thinking:

la atrocidad viene... nos va a comer

>tfw maintenance man says he's gonna try fix my water pressure
thank fuck

la luz extinguido...

Can I get some goddamn (You)'s!

Maybe.

It's funny that your country is so developed
It's so small and irrelevant
I want to know more about this great place

...

Thanks

>It's so small and irrelevant
r-rude!
n-no we aren't!

This
It's hard to fathom how such a little babby of a country can function

I'll have you know that we are a larger country than the British Isles

It must be hard to understand, coming from a country of 30+ million

Time for coffee number 3

gp (good post)

You have less people than us though, it's weird

>babby of a country
>has less than half the population of the nearest city to me which isn't even big enough to be on a map
LOL

are the big cities in your country like in Australia?
Many different immigrants?
Can I get a qt Asian or kiwi gf there?

y*nk

thanks

Yet there is no room to build houses.
Save me from this hell.

>are the big cities in your country like in Australia?
We have two places that can be called "Cities"
And they are quite similar to Australia.
>Many different immigrants?
In Auckland and Wellington sure, not really elsewhere.

>qt
>Asian/kiwi gf
Pick one

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i mean with a nice personality
i met an Australian girl once and she was soo nice and friendly, she made me feel very comfortable

can i post feels nobody cares about here?

I care.

Sure, can't be any worse than mutt posting.
I know living in Lithuania can have quite a toll on your mental health.

>nice personality
F*males don't have this.
Don't come here for the thots please

>mutts
>capable of caring
Wouldn't want to be cared for by a mutt

>Time for coffee
Thank you for reminding me.
Therefore, I'm going to make some coffee.

>tfw no twink G*rman bf
why live?

you'll never have a real bf

Just get a Maori.

some girls do
especially australian women with pet koalas

I'm bi but i'm dom. sorry :(

>We have two places that can be called "Cities"
Not four? Auckland, Christchurch, Wellington, Dunes

>be lurking the Sup Forums archive
>come across an old /balt/+/ausnz/ thread
>read it, recognize my own posts made 1.5 years ago
kind of pathetic i know
you guys kept me somewhat sane back then, i was suicidal as fuck, but didn't shitpost about that
thanks