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No shit, scummy working class fucking weirdos, mentally defective cretins who honestly deserve the bullet, repulsive inside and out.

I have an utter disdain for the “working class”. Working class doesn’t even denote hard labor anymore because the runts just commit themselves to monotonous low skilled drudgery in Burger King. Fucking lazy scum.

>Crossdressing? I LOVE crossdressing!

choose your fighter

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YOUR MOM

I request oats, brother.

alri

>India? I LOVE India!

settle down lad

>the runts just commit themselves to monotonous low skilled drudgery in Burger King. Fucking lazy scum.
it's not like they have any choice in the matter since full employment ended

no one cares, fuck off paddy

fucking my life up currently, like i'm about to get into a car crash but i don't have the willpower to steer the wheel. very unnerving feeling, yet at the same time i couldn't care less

Toil in the oats fields for a penny a day

The goal side ting

are cecil

>since full employment ended

yes full employment used to be the norm until that all changed! idiot

Fucking scummy little runt bastards think they’re big scary working class boogeymen because they live on a council estate and have worked in a taxi rank/call center for the past decade and piss away their meager earnings on takeaway and pints

I FUCKING HATE THEM SO MUCH

Brother, let me tell you something. Many a day I have lumbered here by this fence and looked at this world. These fences which border this small plot of mud seem to be the edges of the Earth. But I have gazed many beyond the fence. I have watched the hills of green and the tall, slim, terrifying figures who lurk and haunt the strange barn on the far side of the hill, who appear as spectres as the sun rises at the break of day and refill the Oats, and float away without a word. Often I wonder why we are not like them, why we cannot give ourselves the oats, why we are limited and chained down by the girth of our bodies and the uselessness of our hooves. And indeed for many years this sad truth, that forever we would be trapped in this shallow frame, alone, and without purpose or direction, banished forever to wallow in our own filth, this depressed me. But yesterday I realized something. Who are we to be ungrateful for existence in the first place? Who are we to say that this life is not good enough? Instead of oblivion we have the warmth of the sun and the coolness of soil. We have fair conversations and a good night's sleep. Who am I to say that these simple comforts are no better than death? Should we not smile like the sun and bask in our happiness as the sunlight warms the soil without question or thank. So brother, let us share oats and smile and frolick as much as our girth might let us. Let us see this pen not as a prison or a hell but as a palace in which we might enjoy the best our existence has to offer. Give me some oats brother, and let us dine together. I love you.

full employment was the norm from 1945 to about 1971-3

bet you've been decked by a working class lad in the past

not the way I make them they aren't

The hierarchy
Upper class>Middle class>Working class>underclass>>Irish

i have never NEVER heard of a middle class or above Irishman

Chaotic Evil because I can't read what he's saying and that makes him the tolerable socialist.

um sweaty x

what happened in the 80s

post "villains" who did literally nothing wrong

I’ve been decked by lads all shapes, creeds and class

The “working class” are just scum. Repugnant scum. No one thinks they’re scary or tough. It doesn’t take much gallantry to live in a shitty council flat, take drugs and drink habitually and shart on about the footy. Fucking ignorant swine.

unionoids and labour

why did brits get so lazy in the mid-'80s and early '90s? jeez

medication im on increases the effects of alcohol waheyy

Screen just went orange

it’s a little late to be so angry hun

is what happened

That’s the thing, I am a member of the slave class but working to break out of it. I’ve grown up around the trash and fucking despise everyone around me. The only people that have any merit are the upper or middle classes.

double digit interest rates and a rising pound put industry out of business

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horrid little bootlick

irish are pond scum, wish we castrated you fuckers at the docks

>I’ve been decked by lads all shapes, creeds and class
Hahahaha
Only time I ever lost a fight was when a rotund ball of a manlet came at me from behind when I was already in a fight

Glad she fucked the miners, but I don't really get the poll tax meself tbqh.

I'm working class and even I'm scared of the working class. I'm an absolute pussy 2bh, although it's funny going to a middle class or posh area and you see how soft they all are even someone like me can feel like a right hard cunt. When I was at uni if some twat tried to take the piss out of me a few select words in my accent and the old dare stare had them absolutely shitting themselves.

dont have a free house to do drugs
neither do my mates

>merit
>upper class

>it's not like they have any choice in the matter since full employment ended

so all those people during the "full employment" times had a choice of where to work as they went down the pit or as mushroom pickers as opposed to today where you have no choice but to work at burger king since the end of "full employment"? you're so laughable

you can't escape your class, boy. it comes from birth, not actions.

good, degenerate druggie

Sorry lad but BIG MICK DICK is the only hope for las creaturas to become anything more than 56%

Do you want a medal for getting steamrolled by a plump chode?

FOY

Anybody else feel like they are always being talked down to like a child. Really bothers me but then I see other people my age look like double my age and think fcuk maybe I am still a kid

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What's most grating about the working class is the pride they have in being working class and how it's accepted that they're more "authentic" in whatever narrative we have about them, a bit like the noble savage or magic negro trope really

I'm 19 but feel 14

No, just wondering how you get into so many fights/so many fights you end up losing.

yeh, although I do look young for 22 years old though. I still have the mind of a child though.

Just put me in nappies and let me shit myself

>so all those people during the "full employment" times had a choice of where to work
essentially, provided you were willing to move around.
with full employment companies compete for workers, not vice versa.

(go ahead reply to me again demonstrating what a spastic troglodyte you are for all to see.)

never lost a fight because i have god tier survival instincts, can tell when someone's a hard cunt or when they're bluffing easily

puff out your chest and stop slouching. make eye contact and don't be a sissy bitch when you talk. put zest in your step and step with purpose. you only feel that way because you're acting like a beta male. snap out of it cunt.

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Because I get into a lot of fights and you win some you lose some

Most losses have been down to foul play and ungentlemanly intentions eg weapons/ganging up

look at this post, it's like paranoid schizophrenia condensed. what the fuck?

>Canada

Love pints n slags

my autismo mate turned into a hypernormie overnight

wouldn't mind walking that irish bootlicker around the park and making him lick rich Jew's shoes

what do you mean la? in what way

I'm glad I had both my mother and father were married and raised me together

Yeah, it's a bit of a joke really. The people who are good one-on-one tend not to fight outside of fairer match-ups and fairly unambiguous limits than the unruly hordes of scrawny/skinnyfat scum.

Canada is not a real country. These are the true borders of northern North America

most "autists" are just really discouraged failed normies that need rehabilitation, this shouldn't surprise you

One of my mates from school/sixth form has completely disappeared. Can't contact him at all now

Always been a bit weird but now he's disappeared for good. Have no idea how to get hold of him

just burn all of it

How did he do it?

I would fucking run through you, you’re a cheeky, ugly, despicable, fat fucking spiteful virgin insect. I swear to god I would fucking demolish you in ten seconds flat you mouthy little cunt.

>mother
lol, you gay or something lad?

i raised by my two dads, real mens men, so i never got any of that feminine crap

New York belongs to the Irish, eventually America will be giving Ireland 200 billion in military aid a year, all Hollywood movie companies will be owned by TG4.

I'm a Newfoundlander, not a Canadian.

Good lad.

wew, look at the angry spud go

I really don't know, I'd like to know

shut up you loser

are you 12? talking about fighting like youre an expert

honestly we should replace toilet paper and just use the Irish

ah yes all those kids from pit villages who were basically expected to go down the mine and couldn't get a job anywhere else had loads of choice. they could just move somewhere else for a similarly low paid position with no education to speak of! hjhahahahash

very good post

>don't be a sissy bitch when you talk.
Think this is my biggest problem, always allow myself to get talked over because I have a weak voice. Also still get cracks in my voice which doesn't help at all

don't understand european arrogance

did this myself desu. not even on facebook. don't think anyone I knew in school would notice however

The best fight I’ve ever witnessed was some 5’6 skinnyfat lad spark out some farmer twice his size with one dig

Fucking clean busted his face open and the big culchie was out cold for like 5 minutes, looks can be deceiving

would be hard to tell when you've gotten it all since they have the same texture and appearance as shit

Are you an expert? If not, you shut the fuck up.

i did the exact same thing at his age, cut off all contact with my mates. still don't know why. i do the same everywhere i go. did it in primary school, high school, college, uni (although, didn't have many at uni). bit of a loner i suppose.

how

Hate math
Love map

I was that lad of my group haha, ended up regretting it
Could try a letter to his house I suppose

oooh ur hard
bet everyones scared of you on the playground even the teachers