>Spike Jonze sucks bad. I’ve known Spike Jonze since he was 11 years old and he’s a rich jew from the upper east side. He’s embarrassing as a BMXer and he’s embarrassing as a skateboarder. He’s the biggest fraud out there. If you bring him to a party he’s the least interesting person at the party, he’s the person who doesn’t know anything. He’s the person who doesn’t say anything funny, interesting, intelligent… He’s a pig piece of shit.
On Scorsese:
>I wouldn’t work for Martin Scorsese for $10 million. He hasn’t made a good film in 25 years. I would never work with an egomaniac has-been.
On Sofia/Francis Coppola:
>Sofia Coppola likes any guy who has what she wants. If she wants to be a photographer she’ll fuck a photographer. If she wants to be a filmmaker, she’ll fuck a filmmaker. She’s a parasite just like her fat, pig father was.
On Abel Ferrara:
>Abel Ferrara was on so much crack when I did The Funeral, he was never on set. He was in my room trying to pick-pocket me.
On Quentin Tarantino:
>He's a collage artist.
On Wes Anderson:
>Wes Anderson sucks.
On Stephen Soderbergh:
>Soderbergh sucks.
On Roger Ebert:
>He's a fat pig with the physique of a slave trader. I wish colon cancer on him.
When asked about what he has in common with Dennis Hopper:
I saw him once sitting solo at a fancy sushi bar in LA. He looked intense and completely cool.
William James
Sounds like a pretty cool guy
Blake Price
What movies has he even made? This guy is a nobody. Who cares
Anthony Ramirez
sick comment guy
Adrian Lopez
buffalo 66 is the most influential movie of the 90s
Jonathan Harris
Buffalo 66 has a vomit plot and the worst dialogue ever put to celluloid.
Anthony Davis
>got Chloe Sevigny to suck his dick for a feature film >premiered it at Cannes Film Festival
the answer is obviously yes.
Lucas Gomez
his wikipedia looks as though he is and has been the only editor on it. I get the feeling that it's the description of a 5th or 6th tier director who never got his career off the ground because he would never stoop low enough to direct something anyone wants to watch. That, and I'm pretty sure he lives on day old bagels and cheese from discarded pizza boxes.
He is probably the one who started this thread.
Jonathan Lopez
t. pleb
Owen Morgan
anyone that got BTFO by fucking Entourage is not /ourguy/
Elijah Gutierrez
>still thinks that was real
Andrew Cruz
Story?
Dylan Brooks
it was, but gallo was wearing a plastic dick.
Benjamin Williams
Entourage became a completely shitty show, but they summed this guy up pretty well.
>buffalo 66 is the most influential movie of the 90s So, like Scorzese, he hasn’t made a good film in 25 years
Lucas Morales
I gotta say, I like him after this. His shittalk is less obnoxious wop and more neurotic Jew. He's just going with absolutely zero filter. He dislikes someone and makes them sound like a subhuman creep.
Brandon Sanders
Calling Tarantula an artist in any capacity makes him decidedly not /our guy/.