/birt/

for the discussion of british culture

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Fish n chips invented by a Muslim.

White culture is nothing. Brit culture is nothing.

MasyaAllah that's true brother.

May one day Britani accept Sharia

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don't even want sex at this point, just want someone to drink wine and watch telly with

>/skraa/

if you have a strong opinionm you deserve to be hatted into oblivion

relateable
i only have sex as an excuse to cuddle tbqh

This thread is mine by royal /birt/hright

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*barges into the thread*
Doctor, I'm here to talk about my shoulders

interesting idea
sounds like a pretty... strong opinion, almost?

is there a more wretched state on earth than north korea? demonstrates the failure of bolshevism remarkably clearly. a land of starving brainwashed midgets. south korea should put them out of their misery.

werent they more successful that south korea until the mid 1980s?

would love a cuddle honestly

emus get CREST'D by cassowaries on the daily mate

Where is Russell Brand on the political spectrum lads? Thats probably where I am

>the tinder match who isn't sure she wants to meet

why even get the app?

birtain

this cunt looks like an upside down triangle
bet a slight breeze would knock him over

The question is: can you put a lid on the squid?

I'd honestly be a bit fucking terrified if one of those cunts waltzed up to me

to find people who arent weirdos like you

often find myself imagining myself having a threesome with a hotter girl whenever I'm struggling to cum when I'm shagging the gf

it's not that she's ugly, far from it, she's just very cute and not very sexy. Which is very good gf-material just not very good shag-material

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the choon

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3 girls in 4 weeks lads

thank you tinder

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nigger

virgins like to attribute all their failures in approaching a woman to some fake playing field like how they texted her or their "game"

sod off

cute maisie

>no black soldiers

bit racist

bizarro radical rorkesheed centrist

Degenerate

me shortly after wanking

bit dangerous

>never got to fly on concorde

seems weird to me that it's North Korea that's all weird and South Korea is relatively normal despite them both being on a peninsula
like how does anything get to normal Korea? is it all by boat?

just fucking toasted the gf lads

hah don draper me

got accused of being too attractive
it’s not a bad thing surely?

Noice
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Had this exact feel the other. God it must have been peng to take off at Heathrow and land at JFK International before you even took off

lol

You don't need to be a pua mong to know how to not come off as a desperate runt

want to sort this outside pal? x

if you give a northerner £10,000 he will buy 1000 whippets

Can I order dark net stuff to my post office lads

think back twenty years — never foresaw the fat caterpillar becoming such a big thing in the britannic section of a primates’ fleas–picking discussive marketplace of insults.
cannibal

not scared of giant birds in the slightest, would just grab them by their neck and straight karate kick their bulbous abdomen straight into the nearest tree

simple as

love the way the saffa always makes the new thread says lads and haha sometimes misspells brit haha it's classic haha

no, and even if they were, it's irrelevant now. they have stagnated thanks to crippling ideological flaws and a retarded subhuman system

What's this?

I guess if your role model is a guy who grew up extremely poor and stole a dead guy's identity. Pretty depressing. There's more to life.

>seems weird to me that it's North Korea that's all weird and South Korea is relatively normal despite them both being on a peninsula
>like how does anything get to normal Korea? is it all by boat?

if you give a southern fairy £10,000 he'll be able to finance his london flat for the next three weeks

Nowt wrong with that

getcha whippets, getcha whippets 'ere!
tenner a dog! fresh whippets 'ere!

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YES LADS

>getting matched moments after you swipe right(or left?)
>not responding immediately because you're already holding your phone
nah better wait a day or two

how does stuff get the the UK?

shut the fuck up you insufferable virgin cunt

antivirus is going off the charts

>Implying being a virgin is bad
I wish I was one.

breathed through my nose a bit

Business idea: get a load of staffies from animal shelters, stretch their backs and legs out (have a method) and sell them up north in pubs as whippets

Whippets for a tenner is a sound investment you could flip them for way more

got a trim lads

fucking bring it on mate

>85835294
cringe

you essentially are

cock immediately deflates when i try to measure it

I guess if that term is meaningless.

Brighouse spoons, three minutes, be there

actual /brit/

paid £15 for a whippet the other day
broken brexit britain

you are meaningless hush up

worth it's weight in meat 2bh

just take a picture of it without the measure and I'll tell you how big it is

Might just have a nap lol

anyone wanna play ck2?

more like c u ck2

What does /Birt/ think about Jews???

cmon..........

I can't believe you've done this.

not a fan

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can we make a /brap/ general?
british, russia, australia, and POOmerica

we can talk about fun things like fat girls and cocaine

is it too late to get in on the whippet gimmick? I actually own a whippet

haha fucking epic!

pics

oh my days just fuck off
no one wants you in this thread and no one wants to share another thread with you

yanks are the biggest beta orbiters on this board

can someone tell me why we even bothered to fight in ww2?
europe is in a death spiral. we allied with judeo bolshevism and our country is now overrun by foreign hordes that hate us. even people in other countries loathe and despise britain over our empire which we lost thanks to the jew puppet churchill

left wing humour is hilarious
there's literally nothing funnier than lampooning the working class and laughing at how uneducated they are

Indifferent, lad. Feel as if antisemitism is a mental disorder.

Do Yanks miss Pan Am or is that before your time? God they were peng, just imagine flying around the world with your fellow rich executive buddies smoking like a chimney and drinking champagne while the starving masses below look upon the chrome fuselage of your spectral chariot making its way across the heavens

fantastic post

they're fucking vile scum and deserve more than mere mockery