doesn't drink alcohol

> doesn't drink alcohol
> doesn't use nicotine
> doesn't use illegal drugs or abuse legal ones

Get on my level, Sup Forums

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I'm already there faggot.

Faggot
Even the God Emperor drinks sometimes.

You're a fucking square OP.

You can still drink alcohol without using it as a drug.
I drink because I like the taste of good beer and wine, not to be a degenerate drunk.

What year did you come from, 1967?

DELETE!!

I bet you just drown in pussy

Probably nowhere near as much as Hillary

> doesn't swim

I join you both at this elevated level.
You're wrong, though, pissbaby
Alcohol is a drug, so even if you consume it once, you're using it as a drug

The level of being a boring faggot not enjoying life?

Oh shit

You sound like a blast.

Even our ancestors got drunk and fought each other. Most battles fought they had mead or wine to drink before and after.

But you keep being a pussy Muslim want to be.

wait is the term 60% being auto deleted?

>> doesn't drink alcohol
So you're anti-science and health and don't want to live longer while lording yourself as 'enlightened' because you draw an entirely arbitrary line between legal and illegal substances? Die, straightedge faggot. You're human trash.

Reminder that moderate drinkers live longer than no-fun-allowed subhumans like OP.

The ultimate cuckpill

see subhuman.

> Die, straightedge faggot.

After you, human guinea pig

guys my comments with the word " 60% " are being deleted is 4 chan seriously fucking filtering anti-american terms?

I am on your level though...

So you like living in the barbaric past like a good little nihilistic cretin?

This. Enjoying a glass of wine with dinner every Friday or having a beer while playing darts with the lads is completely healthy. It's Scandinavian and Slavic drinking culture that's dangerous, not Anglo-Saxon or southern European drinking culture.

you mad nigger?

Quit cigarettes in '13, quit booze last year, quit weed in February. My life is so much better. Better sleep, better energy in the morning and throughout the day, better memory, better mood management, I have way more control over my time spent and I save all the money I used to spend on shit that will either kill me or slow my brain down. Also started exercising, running is soooo much easier. I'm always in the mood to work out now too, though weed never effected my willingness to exercise it certainly crudded my lungs up. I used to be the guy asking for a lighter, or looking for one to open a beer bottle. Now I find one in the couch cushions and throw it away lol.

...

wow you sound like a right laugh, m8.

harden up and have a beer, sunshine.

> OUR ANCESTORS DID IT, SO IT MUST BE GOOD

>After you, human guinea pig
Literally not an argument, subhuman shitscum.

Reminder that being irrational and anti-science does not confer any sort of 'elevated' level.

i bet you use caffeine you sinner

Modern science agrees entirely, so yes.

Have some cuck Kool-Aid? No thanks.

I never thought an Australian would write a post that wasn't just 100% pure shitposting.
If OP wasn't such a huge faggot with no friends he'd be planning a night out at the pub with the lads right now.

Not since January of 2014.

I miss having a beer with dinner I've lost my manly stomaching of booze ability since I've stopped drinking it and I feel less complete as a white person desu

i only use over-the-counter drugs.

> assumes you can only have friends if you're a degenerate drunk/drug addict

People like you are the reason why I don't do any of that stuff. Drunks and druggies are among the biggest and most self-righteous assholes I've ever known.

Fuck your level faggot.
Might as well be a fucking muslim, in which case Deus Vult!

Maximum autism.

Youll regret this later on in life.

>caffeine is a drug. If you drink coffee or Coke or eat a piece of chocolate you are using it as a drug. Cooking with beer or wine is immoral.
This is how dull you are.

Would rather be a barbarian then some gender fluid transexual panda turkey bot

Are you angry about being a fatbody?

Is that why you drink and use drugs? To be something different?

Smoking and drinking ruined my life desu

you're smart op

you sound like a godfag

Fuck your drugs, you knob slobber.

I know plenty of Mormons who don't eat chocolate or drink coffee/caffeinated soda etc. But they're Mormons, of course. Not the 'coolest' people out there. They think mtn dew is the devil lol

I feel like a god compared to most of you here.

You just use the prozac as prescribed. It's not like your addicted to oxycontin or anything. It's everyone else who is wrong. Right on OP.

I'm sorry to hear that. Have you tried non-alcoholic beer? There are actually a few pretty good ones nowadays. It's made being a designated driver much more fun.

Can not and will not.

>barbaric past
Modern science agrees that moderate alcohol consumption is the most healthy option for humans.

>People like you are the reason why I don't do any of that stuff.
No, the reason you don't is because you've tried to find a way to stand out in your otherwise unremarkable life and this is the avenue you're currently trying.
>Drunks and druggies are among the biggest and most self-righteous assholes I've ever known.
Mix of strawman and false dichotomy fallacies by way of an anecdotal fallacy - nice!

Bottom line is this - Moderate alcohol consumers live longer than subhuman sacks of genetic waste like OP. Stay dumb, irrational and anti-science, I guess?

OP fucking answer me you fat fuck.
Are you mad about being a fatass?

>inb4 "I work out all the time and I'm hard."

No you fucking aren't. If you were you would have said so in the OP.

>I feel like a god compared to most of you here.
By engaging in irrational views and behavior? Weird.

Look at this fucking queer getting mad.
Eat shit cocksucker, I can do whatever the fuck I want, it comes with the privilege of being a big boy.
You can continue to shit your diaper like the fucking toddler you are.
Loser.

> Moderate alcohol consumers live longer than subhuman sacks of genetic waste like OP.
> Assumes alcohol consumption is the only factor in determining longevity.

Then I guess your ignorance will kill you quicker than your booze will.

Get lost you fat fuck. You aren't a role model.
You're just insecure and pumping up the one thing you think makes you superior.

You have no self-control, that's what your problem is.

"People like you are why I don't hang around with meat eaters. Carnies are the biggest and most self righteous assholes."
You're projecting pretty hard friend. You're the one with moral aversion to anything that counts as a drug in your mind.

even jesus drank wine m8

Thanks for admitting I'm superior.

I have plenty of self-control you piece of nigger shit.
People who are "above" doing alcohol and drugs live easy carefree lives.
Kill yourself.

Look at how mad an addict gets when confronted with his addiction

Someone didn't take the pledge!

>Not denying being a fat fuck.

At least Hitler stayed in shape you faggot

By your logic you should also stop using anything that contains sugar. There is absolutely no downsides of drinking good wine / beer with food or having sauna beer or _A_ pint with friends. You are just puritanist loser with nothing else to be "proud" of.

>Pledge

I don't take the fudgepacker's pledge.
Fuck off with your cult momma's boy.

Donald is a fudgepacker?

Hmm

You sure seem easy and carefree. :^)
Especially for having that stick lodged up you ass.

I am a straight white male thats all there is needed to be different.

do you use tampons or pads?

>>Assumes a healthy diet is the only factor in determining longevity.
You're laughably fucking stupid.

>Then I guess your ignorance will kill you quicker than your booze will.
Oh, irony.

You're not interesting or special and you never will be. Attempting to fill the void that realization brings with what amounts to a dogmatic religion to feel better than others won't help you in the long run. Embracing untruth never does.

Holy fuck, this post proves my thoughts about you exactly right. I just feel sorry for you now, honestly.

My honest advice: Stop being an insecure stick-up-the-ass faggot and you may just get some friends some day. Have fun with them, hang out and have a drink every now and then. You'll be happier and live longer.

t. Moderate drinker making six figures who has more friends than I have time for.

Good luck.

>lodged up you ass.
Get a load of this fucking retard. Doesn't drink or do drugs and is still a burnt out loser.
Get fucked.

>MAGA faggot
Pure cancer. Fuck off nigger. Shitbag's going to win the election not shit you homofuck losers can do about it.

>Healthy living
>Still get cancer and die a miserable scrag


No thanks Randy. I'll keep the booze

>The person pushing for people to do drugs and drink is a CTR shill

Noice

On your level...been here for almost 3yrs. Just endured a family reunion sober. NEVER AGAIN.

> literal water shilling faggot

How about fuck you, OP.

Alcohol and cannabis in small amounts is proven to have health benefits.

all dealers should be gassed

>shill calling others a shill

Typical kike propaganda.

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Oy gevalt! You found me out! I am shilling for people to lead healthy lives!

Norway?

NO WAY

like I said, they live easy lives.
they probably actually enjoy being around their family fucking limp wrists.

>healthy lives

Wow, kill yourself anytime you fucking faggot. Did you get lost on the way to reddit? We don't want people to live healthy lives.
Sup Forums has always been an illuminati joint.

MAINTAIN THE EARTH'S POPULATION AT 500,000,000.
No more, no less.

>> doesn't drink alcohol
>> doesn't touch caffine or any stimulant of any kind
>> doesn't use nicotine
>> doesn't use illegal drugs
>> doesn't use any drugs at all
>> Only eats meat once a week
>> doesn't consume processed food or drinks of any kind
Its like you fucks dont want to live to 90...

>wastes time a useless message board

does he fap?

'The most important possession is your own people'

I want to see my redpilled white brothers healthy in order to survive the longest and raise as many children as they can and survive in the coming civil war/collapse

Are you a methhead?

Hitler was drug addict

they'll turn on you like the rabid dogs they are.
there are no heros in man.

Fuck methodists.

He drinks 0 alcohol piss beer while his m8s laugh at him.

Sure thing negroid

>2016
>not smoking meth
Are you a cuck or what?

>underaged faggot detected

No wonder you're against smoking and drinking, you're not even old enough.
One day you will grow up you blue pilled faggot.

wtf I hate teeth now

Nah I've been there and it's not worth it you angry, angry, little man

>Drink beers occasionally, whiskey on more fancy events
>Smoke cigars sometimes
>Used to do morphine but quit a year ago
Am i degenerate?

You've been nowhere, nowhere man.
I'm not saying you have to become a drug-addled degenerate, but you're fucking stupid if you think you're gonna band together with some naziboos off of Sup Forums like a bunch LARPing neckbeards.

I drink once a year everything else is stupid and degenerate.

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So doing drugs and drinking is nowhere? staying sober is nowhere? But you shouldn't be a drug-addled degenerate?

Really makes you think