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alri

BAD edition

oooookay

sue

>yanks pronounce hormones as whore moans

ah yes

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Anyone wanna scrap

Still got a thing for that Canadian leaf queen teen girl that posted her feet to me in 2012. Ontarians are appalling people

>aninonce
shan't be posting in this thread

British scum. Jajaja.

cant decide which cat charity to donate to

reply to this post or you will be cursed by the scottish bog baron and have to clean the toilets in tesco for eternity

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>y-yeah can you send me a pic of your feet please
Girls will LAUGH at you

The Croydon Cat Killer

I generally donate to the blind cat foundation.

Well, she didn't. And neither did her friends when i got them too

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Let’s gather round the campfire and sing our Toilberg song
Our t-o-i-l-b-e-r-g s-o-n-g song
And if you don’t that you can’t toil harder then you’re wrong
But it’ll help if you just toil aloooong

never post anime here again you utter CUNT

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Obese runt

is there any point in calling an ambulance if im pretty sure im about to get better from meningitis

looking back i DEFINITELY fucking had it a few days ago (was hallucinating, feverish, stiff neck, etc) biut i feel a lot better today so mayube its a waste of time going ot hostpical now??

SARA TO AISLE 5

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Can I clean it from top to bottom with my tongue anyway?

they were all laughing at you

gluttonous specimen

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Mad how much stuff goes on in the world that we'll never know about. Even just mad little mundane things that are important to people but we just dont know about them. Unless its all a simulation and those things dont exist until you come into contact with them. Mad isnt it lads.

Spent my bonus on this image

>bought a rustlers burger from poundland yesterday
>been violently ill since yesterday evening with diarrhea and vomiting

am i going to die lads? do i see a doctor?

reckon she rode the tattoo artist?

chebs

animal abuse

>bought a rustlers burger from poundland yesterday

Absolutely fascinated by the process by which you concluded this was remotely a good idea.

someone should take a little trip to /d/

nah you're fine just sweat it out

>hallucinating, feverish, stiff neck, etc
>didn't go to hospital
The fuck is a "meningitis"?

bellybutton looks like a keyhole

T is for toil that toilsmen are subjected to
O is for overtime
I is for irritated, indignant and irredeemable
L is low wage scum

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You sound like Ryan Faulk, lad.

Speak for yourself.

no
you could have had viral meningitis but it's extremely unlikely you most likely just had the flu
if you had bacterial meningitis you would be dead now without treatment

t. Dave

You place 10p in there and turn to open the legs.
She even got instructions tattooed on her.

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From yesterday I've stopped drinking all fizzy drinks. I was drinking at least 2 cans a day it had to stop.

Fuck me is it hard lads, been having cravings all day

My willy looks so massive in the bath

Literally gain like an extra two inches

What's the proper name for this feeling? All I know is that it's encapsulated by this Gondola:

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they probably put human flesh in there mate

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F is for FIRE THAT BURNS DOWN THE WHOLE TOWN

U IS FOR URANIUM....BOMBS

Are you only on water, or fruit juices?

The fuck is /d/

*lives inside trevor's head rent free*

>Literally gain like an extra two inches

literally dont idiot

see for yourself

dave

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Stop crying and start a business then if you don't like bing "subjected to" toil.
You are weak I feel you let yourself get bullied into over time. The "team" can fuck off with their deadlines, if the planning wasn't done right why should you bite the bullet?

switch to fizzy water like Perrier, it's good for you

former first monkey Michael "nigger cotton" Obongo

free palestine

literally can't tell which ones of these are fake and which are real

Come with me, and you'll be in a world of pure imagination...

Just water and milk, not a fan of fruit juices desu

are you a dave or a trevor?

based

because i COULDNT go to hospital because i was hallucinating and feverish you TWAT

I have no idea but it touches me on a spiritual level

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imagine thinking girls are grossed out by you wanting to see them, (they aren't if you're attractive)

I remember when my hormones were still raging I used to shave my pubes to make my willy look bigger

Didn't lose my virginity till after high school so no one ever saw it but still made me feel good

rustlers group university

the only fetish that's exclusive to /brit/ is the Sue fetish

They're all real

To the point you couldn't dial 999?

why don't you take a look my friend

rate the fit

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Always love these unichildren posts. You've got a lot to learn

Quite literally do though, my willy looks so massive right now and I'm not even fully hard

off for 3 days. might get drunk x

aesthetic :)

why's he flipping us off? we've always been nice to him

going to need pics lad

after tomorrow i'm off until monday

WILL be getting piss drunk (by myself lol)

Outstanding idea

nigga we from spain and shit, like like we were the original settlers in america manee

we wuz european mane and da whyte man they stole it

wise decision gareth

Rustlers burger and a packet of fries to go, name a more GOAT combo

yes
i couldnt string together a coherent thought, let alone make the realisation that i had meningitis and probabl shouldve called the ambulance

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