The story of mumbai

>Be Hindu India 1940s
>Mum (UK) proposed arranged marriage (Hindu India marry mudslims)
>Becomes newly weds
>Needs a little privacy, can't keep living with mum
>Sends mum (UK) to old age home (GB)
>Drops mum to the ship at Bombay docks and bids farewell.
>Mum Bye. Mum Bye.
>Name got popular and we got separated (India - Pak)
>Bitch took my land in divorce but at least I don't have to pay alimony.
>Wonders if mum is even alive.

Mumbai is pronounced MOOM Bye stupid bitch
Also bombay is a better name

I know that better than you idiot, and yeah Bombay is better than mumbai.

>Leaf and asshole forever.

Fucking cunt we colonised you we named you, it's MOOM bye not mum bye Fucking Stupid

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>Didn't read LOL

Doo doo poo poo

Well this thread is fucking stupid.
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Kek. Mumbai is an Indian name, Bombay was a British name, unless you are a poo in loo, you don't know anything.

Shut up Oven mitt Russia.

Yes, it is mum.

It's just a demo of how much Indian's love their cows that they named their biggest metro after it, MOO'm-bai...

>MUMBAI pronounced as mʊmˈbaJ
>Pronounces it as MOO'm-bai
>Bangladeshi education.

Mum is remarried to abdul and about to be beheaded bhai

>Bombay was a British name
Actually it's a Portuguese name which comes from Boabaia (Good Bay). Learn your own history pajeet.

Shut up pakistan

Blah blah british Portuguese franch aren't you all the same?
White and muslim now?

I didn't, Cananon did. I just emphasized it for him. blame Canadian education

It was Bombaim in Portuguese rule and then you brought it from them and started calling it Bombay.

Not absolutely necessary that you start sucking whenever someone flashes a dick though. Or is it that pakistani habit still in you?

Na senpai more like Bombay pajeet

hows customer service goin pajeet?

Not your fault m8, everything france touches, turns in asshole

Ow its gauin foine dauwn onder

Kek.

...Even the bridge looks brown-ish

nah, I just love fingering you, thats all...just like you guy's enjoy fingering us on a daily basis

Looks like "greasy" to me

At least we can afford that bridge unlike you.

I never fingered you!!!
Your mom though, i cant say anything.

Fingering a corps that died 9 yrs ago seems morally questionable, but what do I know, you are the regional fingering expert here, so lets prep both our prostate shall we ?

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no leaf, you are the colonised

Why do you both have to be so Cringey?

So you need a designed shitting mum?

We already got one, her name is UK.